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  1. # annafrends
  2. gs 'stat'
  3. 'Your sister Anja and her friends Lena, Ira, Rex, and Roman are sitting outside the House of Culture drinking beer.'
  4. temprand = rand(0, 4)
  5. if temprand = 0:
  6. !!Anja
  7. 'Outraged, Anja picks up a bottle of beer and shouts, "Come on guys! Will you pour me some beer today or not?"'
  8. if rand(0, 1) = 0:
  9. 'Rex takes the bottle out of Anjas hands.'
  10. temprand = rand(0, 4)
  11. if temprand = 0:
  12. *nl
  13. '"Stop shouting, I''m pouring!"'
  14. temprand = rand(0, 2)
  15. if temprand = 0:
  16. 'Between fits of giggles, Anja says "I haven''t even started to yell. If I do, you''ll know!"'
  17. elseif temprand = 1:
  18. 'With a resounding slap on Rex'' shoulder, Lena says "Hurry, you piece of dog shit!"'
  19. else
  20. 'With a smile, Ira says "Don''t get angry, Rex."'
  21. if rand(0, 10) = 0:'Anja quickly interjects, "We might need to chain him up to keep him calm."'
  22. end
  23. elseif temprand = 1:
  24. *nl
  25. '"Well, you always like to be late for the fun. Relax your ass, I''m sorting it all out."'
  26. temprand = rand(0, 2)
  27. if temprand = 0:
  28. 'Between fits of giggles, Anja says "I haven''t even started to yell. If I do, you''ll know!"'
  29. elseif temprand = 1:
  30. 'With a resounding slap on Rex'' shoulder, Lena says "Hurry, you piece of dog shit!"'
  31. else
  32. 'Roma giggles and says "It already stinks here, and if she relaxes her ass more, we run the risk of suffocation!"'
  33. temprand = rand(0, 2)
  34. if temprand = 0:
  35. 'Anja quips, "You''ll forever remain a virgin, Roma."'
  36. if rand(0, 10) = 0:
  37. 'Roma grins "Is that an offer?"'
  38. temprand = rand(0, 2)
  39. if temprand = 0:
  40. 'Anja laughs "Dream on, punk."'
  41. elseif temprand = 1:
  42. 'Anja laughs "Only in your dreams, punk."'
  43. else
  44. 'Anja laughs "Yeah, right. Can you hear that? It''s a whore coming to help you."'
  45. end
  46. end
  47. elseif temprand = 1:
  48. 'Anja quips "And you''re just sad because you can''t get any girls Roma."'
  49. if rand(0, 10) = 0:'Rex grins "Yeah, our eternal virgin Roma is truly able to enliven the conversation with the topic of anal gases."'
  50. else
  51. 'Anja quips "The smell comes from you."'
  52. if rand(0, 10) = 0:'Roma grins "Yes, no, it sobachatiny bears."'
  53. end
  54. end
  55. elseif temprand = 2:
  56. *nl
  57. '"Come on, just unscrew the cork. Don''t you have hands?"'
  58. temprand = rand(0, 2)
  59. if temprand = 0:
  60. 'Anja giggles "And then what for you need?"'
  61. if rand(0, 10) = 0:'With mock indignation, Rex answers "Around one operation."'
  62. elseif temprand = 1:
  63. 'With a resounding slap on Rex'' shoulder, Lena says "You talk like a girl?"'
  64. if rand(0, 10) = 0:'With mock indignation, Rex answers "I speak russian with her."'
  65. else
  66. 'Ira smiles, saying "Don''t get angry, Rex."'
  67. if rand(0, 10) = 0:'Anja quickly interjects, "We might need to chain him up to a tree to keep him calm."'
  68. end
  69. elseif temprand = 3:
  70. *nl
  71. '"Allow me, madame."'
  72. temprand = rand(0, 2)
  73. if temprand = 0:
  74. 'Anja giggles "Of course, monsieur."'
  75. elseif temprand = 1:
  76. 'With mock indignation, Anja says "Don''t you Madame me!"'
  77. if rand(0, 10) = 0:'Rex bowes gallantly and answers "I''m truly sorry, mademoiselle."'
  78. else
  79. 'Impatiently, Anja says "Pour it already, you clown."'
  80. end
  81. else
  82. *nl
  83. '"Shit! Where''re the cups? Did we not buy any?"'
  84. temprand = rand(0, 2)
  85. if temprand = 0:
  86. 'Anja picks up the cups, "Here they are, you blind monster."'
  87. elseif temprand = 1:
  88. 'Roma says "Rex, you''re the one who bought them, is your memory really that bad?"'
  89. else
  90. 'Lena holds up the cups and says "Rex, calm down."'
  91. end
  92. end
  93. else
  94. 'Roma takes the bottle from the hands of Anja and opens it. "Somebody hold the cups."'
  95. temprand = rand(0, 2)
  96. if temprand = 0:
  97. 'Rex holds the cup while Roma pours beer in the plastic glasses.'
  98. elseif temprand = 1:
  99. 'Rex takes the cups and mutters "That worthless horseradish. Can''t he use both of his arms at once?"'
  100. else
  101. 'Ira takes the cups and says "Pour it already, you onion."'
  102. end
  103. if rand(0, 3) = 0:
  104. 'As Roma pours beer in the cups, they suddenly break and spill all the beer on the ground.'
  105. temprand = rand(0, 2)
  106. if temprand = 0:
  107. 'Outraged, Rex screams "You puny, armless ass! No one can trust you!"'
  108. elseif temprand = 1:
  109. 'Outraged, Rex says "How the fuck could you spill that?"'
  110. else
  111. 'Indignantly, Anja says "Always the same, if saffron wants to pour, do it yourself instead."'
  112. end
  113. end
  114. end
  115. elseif temprand = 1:
  116. !!Lena
  117. 'Indignantly, Lena says "Did we come here to drink beer or to look at it?"'
  118. elseif temprand = 2:
  119. !!Ira
  120. 'With a flirty look, Ira bats her eyelashes and says "Boys, are we going to drink beer today or not?"'
  121. elseif temprand = 3:
  122. !!Rex
  123. if rand(0, 1) = 0:
  124. 'Rex picks up a bottle of beer and unscrews the cork.'
  125. if rand(0, 2) = 0:
  126. *nl
  127. '"Shit! Where''re the cups? Did we not buy any?"'
  128. temprand = rand(0, 2)
  129. if temprand = 0:
  130. 'Anja picks up the cups, "Here they are, you blind monster."'
  131. elseif temprand = 1:
  132. 'Roma says "Rex, you''re the one who bought them, is your memory really that bad?"'
  133. else
  134. 'Lena holds up the cups and says "Rex, calm down."'
  135. end
  136. else
  137. *nl
  138. '"Roma, hold the cups while I pour."'
  139. end
  140. else
  141. 'Rex picks up a bottle of beer and hands it to Roma. "You pour this time."'
  142. 'Roma takes the beer bottle from Rex, opens it and says "Somebody hold the cups."'
  143. temprand = rand(0, 2)
  144. if temprand = 0:
  145. 'Rex holds the cup while Roma pours beer in the plastic glasses.'
  146. elseif temprand = 1:
  147. 'Rex takes the cups and mutters "That worthless horseradish. Can''t he use both of his arms at once?"'
  148. else
  149. 'Ira takes the cups and says "Pour it already, you onion."'
  150. end
  151. if rand(0, 3) = 0:
  152. 'As Roma pours beer in the cups, they suddenly break and spill all the beer on the ground.'
  153. temprand3 = rand(0, 2)
  154. if temprand3 = 0:
  155. 'Outraged, Rex screams "You puny, armless ass! No one can trust you!"'
  156. elseif temprand3 = 1:
  157. 'Outraged, Rex says "How the fuck could you spill that?"'
  158. elseif temprand3 = 2:
  159. 'Indignantly, Anja says "Always the same, if saffron wants to pour, do it yourself instead."'
  160. end
  161. end
  162. end
  163. else
  164. !!Roma Meynold
  165. 'Roma picks up the bottle of beer, opens it and says "Somebody hold the cups."'
  166. temprand = rand(0, 2)
  167. if temprand = 0:
  168. 'Rex holds the cup while Roma pours beer in the plastic glasses.'
  169. elseif temprand = 1:
  170. 'Rex takes the cups and mutters "That worthless horseradish. Can''t he use both of his arms at once?"'
  171. else
  172. 'Ira takes the cups and says "Pour it already, you onion."'
  173. end
  174. if rand(0, 3) = 0:
  175. 'As Roma pours beer in the cups, they suddenly break and spill all the beer on the ground.'
  176. temprand = rand(0, 2)
  177. if temprand = 0:
  178. 'Outraged, Rex screams "You puny, armless ass! No one can trust you!"'
  179. elseif temprand = 1:
  180. 'Outraged, Rex says "How the fuck could you spill that?"'
  181. else
  182. 'Indignantly, Anja says "Always the same, if saffron wants to pour, do it yourself instead."'
  183. end
  184. end
  185. end
  186. 'Once the cups were filled with cold beer, you each took a cup and started drinking.'
  187. if sisboyQW = 1:
  188. act 'Meet your sister''s boyfriend':
  189. cls
  190. minut += 5
  191. sisboyQW = 2
  192. gs 'stat'
  193. '<center><img src="images/qwest/alter/sisterQW/sisboyQW_02.jpg"></center>'
  194. '-<<$nickname>>, you wanted to meet my boyfriend. This is my boyfriend Roma, and this is my sister <<$nickname>>."'
  195. '-To friendship!!!" Rex shouts drunkenly, raising his cup. You pick up a cup full of beer and start drinking, glancing at your sister''s boyfriend.'
  196. 'Roma, a red-haired and skinny guy, very pretty. You think "Sister, how very lucky you are."'
  197. act 'Continue to drink beer':gt 'annafrends2'
  198. end
  199. end
  200. act 'Continue to drink beer':gt 'annafrends2'
  201. --- annafrends ---------------------------------