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@@ -1550,7 +1550,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'Bikers':
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if rand (1,2) = 1:
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'You approach one of the bikers, you see him telling a joke to the others. "When people ask me why I travel the roads instead of getting a normal job and a family, I always tell them this; last I worked as a bank teller, can you believe that? Anyway one day this fat woman walks into the bank and she asks me to check her balance. Guess what I did? I pushed the bitch over! How is that for checking your balance bitch?" You and all the other bikers break into loud laughter as the biker prepare to tell another story...'
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else
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- 'You approach one of the bikers, you see him telling a joke to the others. "Alright guys you gotta hear this one. What do you tell a woman with tow black eyes...? Nothing you haven''t already told her twice!" The other bikers break into laughter before the biker tells another joke, "Now what do you call a woman with two black "GUYS"?... A bitch looking for a good time!" He then sexually thrusts his hips back and forth, causing you and all the other bikers break into loud laughter as the biker prepare to tell another story...'
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+ 'You approach one of the bikers, you see him telling a joke to the others. "Alright guys you gotta hear this one. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes...? Nothing you haven''t already told her twice!" The other bikers break into laughter before the biker tells another joke, "Now what do you call a woman with two black "GUYS"?... A bitch looking for a good time!" He then sexually thrusts his hips back and forth, causing you and all the other bikers break into loud laughter as the biker prepare to tell another story...'
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end
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end
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Kevin_Smarts