# annafrends gs 'stat' 'Your sister Anja and her friends Lena, Ira, Rex, and Roman are sitting outside the House of Culture drinking beer.' temprand = rand(0, 4) if temprand = 0: !!Anja 'Outraged, Anja picks up a bottle of beer and shouts, "Come on guys! Will you pour me some beer today or not?"' if rand(0, 1) = 0: 'Rex takes the bottle out of Anjas hands.' temprand = rand(0, 4) if temprand = 0: *nl '"Stop shouting, I''m pouring!"' temprand = rand(0, 2) if temprand = 0: 'Between fits of giggles, Anja says "I haven''t even started to yell. If I do, you''ll know!"' elseif temprand = 1: 'With a resounding slap on Rex'' shoulder, Lena says "Hurry, you piece of dog shit!"' else 'With a smile, Ira says "Don''t get angry, Rex."' if rand(0, 10) = 0:'Anja quickly interjects, "We might need to chain him up to keep him calm."' end elseif temprand = 1: *nl '"Well, you always like to be late for the fun. Relax your ass, I''m sorting it all out."' temprand = rand(0, 2) if temprand = 0: 'Between fits of giggles, Anja says "I haven''t even started to yell. If I do, you''ll know!"' elseif temprand = 1: 'With a resounding slap on Rex'' shoulder, Lena says "Hurry, you piece of dog shit!"' else 'Roma giggles and says "It already stinks here, and if she relaxes her ass more, we run the risk of suffocation!"' temprand = rand(0, 2) if temprand = 0: 'Anja quips, "You''ll forever remain a virgin, Roma."' if rand(0, 10) = 0: 'Roma grins "Is that an offer?"' temprand = rand(0, 2) if temprand = 0: 'Anja laughs "Dream on, punk."' elseif temprand = 1: 'Anja laughs "Only in your dreams, punk."' else 'Anja laughs "Yeah, right. Can you hear that? It''s a whore coming to help you."' end end elseif temprand = 1: 'Anja quips "And you''re just sad because you can''t get any girls Roma."' if rand(0, 10) = 0:'Rex grins "Yeah, our eternal virgin Roma is truly able to enliven the conversation with the topic of anal gases."' else 'Anja quips "The smell comes from you."' if rand(0, 10) = 0:'Roma grins "Yes, no, it sobachatiny bears."' end end elseif temprand = 2: *nl '"Come on, just unscrew the cork. Don''t you have hands?"' temprand = rand(0, 2) if temprand = 0: 'Anja giggles "And then what for you need?"' if rand(0, 10) = 0:'With mock indignation, Rex answers "Around one operation."' elseif temprand = 1: 'With a resounding slap on Rex'' shoulder, Lena says "You talk like a girl?"' if rand(0, 10) = 0:'With mock indignation, Rex answers "I speak russian with her."' else 'Ira smiles, saying "Don''t get angry, Rex."' if rand(0, 10) = 0:'Anja quickly interjects, "We might need to chain him up to a tree to keep him calm."' end elseif temprand = 3: *nl '"Allow me, madame."' temprand = rand(0, 2) if temprand = 0: 'Anja giggles "Of course, monsieur."' elseif temprand = 1: 'With mock indignation, Anja says "Don''t you Madame me!"' if rand(0, 10) = 0:'Rex bowes gallantly and answers "I''m truly sorry, mademoiselle."' else 'Impatiently, Anja says "Pour it already, you clown."' end else *nl '"Shit! Where''re the cups? Did we not buy any?"' temprand = rand(0, 2) if temprand = 0: 'Anja picks up the cups, "Here they are, you blind monster."' elseif temprand = 1: 'Roma says "Rex, you''re the one who bought them, is your memory really that bad?"' else 'Lena holds up the cups and says "Rex, calm down."' end end else 'Roma takes the bottle from the hands of Anja and opens it. "Somebody hold the cups."' temprand = rand(0, 2) if temprand = 0: 'Rex holds the cup while Roma pours beer in the plastic glasses.' elseif temprand = 1: 'Rex takes the cups and mutters "That worthless horseradish. Can''t he use both of his arms at once?"' else 'Ira takes the cups and says "Pour it already, you onion."' end if rand(0, 3) = 0: 'As Roma pours beer in the cups, they suddenly break and spill all the beer on the ground.' temprand = rand(0, 2) if temprand = 0: 'Outraged, Rex screams "You puny, armless ass! No one can trust you!"' elseif temprand = 1: 'Outraged, Rex says "How the fuck could you spill that?"' else 'Indignantly, Anja says "Always the same, if saffron wants to pour, do it yourself instead."' end end end elseif temprand = 1: !!Lena 'Indignantly, Lena says "Did we come here to drink beer or to look at it?"' elseif temprand = 2: !!Ira 'With a flirty look, Ira bats her eyelashes and says "Boys, are we going to drink beer today or not?"' elseif temprand = 3: !!Rex if rand(0, 1) = 0: 'Rex picks up a bottle of beer and unscrews the cork.' if rand(0, 2) = 0: *nl '"Shit! Where''re the cups? Did we not buy any?"' temprand = rand(0, 2) if temprand = 0: 'Anja picks up the cups, "Here they are, you blind monster."' elseif temprand = 1: 'Roma says "Rex, you''re the one who bought them, is your memory really that bad?"' else 'Lena holds up the cups and says "Rex, calm down."' end else *nl '"Roma, hold the cups while I pour."' end else 'Rex picks up a bottle of beer and hands it to Roma. "You pour this time."' 'Roma takes the beer bottle from Rex, opens it and says "Somebody hold the cups."' temprand = rand(0, 2) if temprand = 0: 'Rex holds the cup while Roma pours beer in the plastic glasses.' elseif temprand = 1: 'Rex takes the cups and mutters "That worthless horseradish. Can''t he use both of his arms at once?"' else 'Ira takes the cups and says "Pour it already, you onion."' end if rand(0, 3) = 0: 'As Roma pours beer in the cups, they suddenly break and spill all the beer on the ground.' temprand3 = rand(0, 2) if temprand3 = 0: 'Outraged, Rex screams "You puny, armless ass! No one can trust you!"' elseif temprand3 = 1: 'Outraged, Rex says "How the fuck could you spill that?"' elseif temprand3 = 2: 'Indignantly, Anja says "Always the same, if saffron wants to pour, do it yourself instead."' end end end else !!Roma Meynold 'Roma picks up the bottle of beer, opens it and says "Somebody hold the cups."' temprand = rand(0, 2) if temprand = 0: 'Rex holds the cup while Roma pours beer in the plastic glasses.' elseif temprand = 1: 'Rex takes the cups and mutters "That worthless horseradish. Can''t he use both of his arms at once?"' else 'Ira takes the cups and says "Pour it already, you onion."' end if rand(0, 3) = 0: 'As Roma pours beer in the cups, they suddenly break and spill all the beer on the ground.' temprand = rand(0, 2) if temprand = 0: 'Outraged, Rex screams "You puny, armless ass! No one can trust you!"' elseif temprand = 1: 'Outraged, Rex says "How the fuck could you spill that?"' else 'Indignantly, Anja says "Always the same, if saffron wants to pour, do it yourself instead."' end end end if sisboyQW = 1: act 'Meet your sister''s boyfriend': cls minut += 5 sisboyQW = 2 gs 'stat' '