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  1. # vokmantoiev
  2. $d_vok_man_toilet_event = {
  3. startevtoirand = rand(0, 1)
  4. if startevtoirand = 0:
  5. vokmantoitipev = rand(0, 3)
  6. if vokmantoitipev = 0:
  7. !'
  8. if gloryholeVokzal = 9:gloryholeVokzal = 10 & ''
  9. if gloryholeVokzal = 8:gloryholeVokzal = 9 & ''
  10. if gloryholeVokzal = 6:gloryholeVokzal = 7 & ''
  11. if gloryholeVokzal = 5:gloryholeVokzal = 6 & ''
  12. if gloryholeVokzal = 4:gloryholeVokzal = 5 & ''
  13. if gloryholeVokzal = 3:gloryholeVokzal = 4 & ''
  14. if gloryholeVokzal = 2:gloryholeVokzal = 3 & ''
  15. '!
  16. if gloryholeVokzal = 1:gloryholeVokzal = 2 & 'You notice that there is a puddle of a strange white liquid on the floor, near the hole in the wall between two stalls. When you take a piece of cloth and attempt to clean it, you realize it''s sperm. Suddenly the hole in the wall makes sense to you.'
  17. if gloryholeVokzal = 0:gloryholeVokzal = 1 & 'You notice that in the wall between two of the toilet stalls, there is a circular hole around waist height. The edges of the hole are smooth. You shrug and keep cleaning, not thinking anything of it.'
  18. elseif vokmantoitipev = 1:
  19. 'The station manager walks over to one of the urinals while you work, and lowers his pants just enough to pull his dick out. At least you think so, you can''t actually see.'
  20. if horny >= 50:
  21. act 'Try to sneak a peek':
  22. cls
  23. minut += 1
  24. seepeenach += 1
  25. tot_seepee += 1
  26. if tot_seepee > 5:horny += 5
  27. gs 'stat'
  28. '<center><img src="images/qwest/vokzal/seepee.jpg"></center>'
  29. 'You try and sneak a glance at his penis and succeed. It''s flacid, and a stream of urine is steadily flowing from it. When he''s done, he washes his hands before he leaves.'
  30. 'You wash the floor in the men''s room, and ponder whether you should move out for a minute when you hear a man loudly evacuate his bowels. You decide against it and just focus on finishing your cleaning work as fast as you can, doing your best to ignore the smell.'
  31. act 'Leave':minut += 1 & gt 'vokzalGin'
  32. end
  33. end
  34. elseif vokmantoitipev = 2:
  35. 'The police captain, Katalkin, walks over to one of the urinals while you work. He lowers his pants just enough to pull his dick out and you can hear the clattering of urine against the urinal porcelain.'
  36. if horny >= 50:
  37. act 'Try to sneak a peek':
  38. cls
  39. minut += 1
  40. seepeecop += 1
  41. tot_seepee += 1
  42. if tot_seepee > 5:horny += 5
  43. gs 'stat'
  44. '<center><img src="images/qwest/vokzal/seepee.jpg"></center>'
  45. 'You try and sneak a glance at his penis and succeed. It''s flacid, and a stream of urine is steadily flowing from it. He doesn''t wash his hands when he leaves... gross!'
  46. 'You wash the floor in the men''s room, and ponder whether you should move out for a minute when you hear a man loudly evacuate his bowels. You decide against it and just focus on finishing your cleaning work as fast as you can, doing your best to ignore the smell.'
  47. act 'Leave':minut += 1 & gt 'vokzalGin'
  48. end
  49. end
  50. elseif vokmantoitipev = 3:
  51. 'A random passenger walks over to one of the urinals while you work. He lowers his pants just enough to pull his dick out and you can hear the clattering of urine against the urinal porcelain.'
  52. if horny >= 50:
  53. act 'Try to sneak a peek':
  54. cls
  55. minut += 1
  56. seepeeman += 1
  57. tot_seepee += 1
  58. if tot_seepee > 5:horny += 5
  59. gs 'stat'
  60. '<center><img src="images/qwest/vokzal/seepee.jpg"></center>'
  61. 'You try and sneak a glance at his penis and succeed. It''s flacid, and a stream of urine is steadily flowing from it. He doesn''t wash his hands when he leaves.'
  62. 'You wash the floor in the men''s room, and ponder whether you should move out for a minute when you hear a man loudly evacuate his bowels. You decide against it and just focus on finishing your cleaning work as fast as you can, doing your best to ignore the smell.'
  63. act 'Leave':minut += 1 & gt 'vokzalGin'
  64. end
  65. end
  66. end
  67. elseif startevtoirand > 0:
  68. 'You wash the floor in the men''s room, and ponder whether you should move out for a minute when you hear a man loudly evacuate his bowels. You decide against it and just focus on finishing your cleaning work as fast as you can, doing your best to ignore the smell.'
  69. end
  70. }
  71. --- vokmantoiev ---------------------------------