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  1. # annafrends
  2. gs 'stat'
  3. 'Around the house drinking beer culture your sister Anja, Lena, Ira, Rex and Roman.'
  4. temprand = rand(0, 4)
  5. if temprand = 0:
  6. !!Anja
  7. 'Anja outraged polutoralitrovogo grasping a bottle of beer "Guys! Well you pour beer today or not?"'
  8. if rand(0, 1) = 0:
  9. 'Rex took poltorashku hands of Anja.'
  10. temprand = rand(0, 4)
  11. if temprand = 0:
  12. *nl
  13. '"And why not to shout! now pour!"'
  14. temprand = rand(0, 2)
  15. if temprand = 0:
  16. 'Anja giggles "I have not yet started to yell, if I start, you oglohnesh."'
  17. elseif temprand = 1:
  18. 'Lena resounding slaps on the shoulder Rex "Hurry! And with a jump of dog shit, with jumps!"'
  19. else
  20. 'Ira smiling "not outraged, Reksik."'
  21. if rand(0, 10) = 0:'Anja sprinkles in cam "And then put him on a chain."'
  22. end
  23. elseif temprand = 1:
  24. *nl
  25. '"Well, you always like to be late for the train. Relax rolls. Now everything will be."'
  26. temprand = rand(0, 2)
  27. if temprand = 0:
  28. 'Anja giggles, "I have not started to scream if I start, you oglohnesh."'
  29. elseif temprand = 1:
  30. 'Lena resounding slaps on the shoulder Rex "Hurry! And with a jump of dog shit, with a jump!"'
  31. else
  32. 'Roma giggles "Here and stinks. And if she rolls relax, we run the risk of suffocation!"'
  33. temprand = rand(0, 2)
  34. if temprand = 0:
  35. 'Anja quips, "You''re so forever remain a virgin, Roma."'
  36. if rand(0, 10) = 0:
  37. 'Roma grins "It was an offer?"'
  38. temprand = rand(0, 2)
  39. if temprand = 0:
  40. 'Anja laughs "Dream on, saffron."'
  41. elseif temprand = 1:
  42. 'Anja laughs "Only in your dreams, saffron."'
  43. else
  44. 'Anja laughs "Yeah, schazz. Hear the tramp? Already ran to give."'
  45. end
  46. end
  47. elseif temprand = 1:
  48. 'Anja quips "And you udivlyaeshsya that you girls do not give Roma."'
  49. if rand(0, 10) = 0:'Rex grins "Yeah, our eternal virgin Roma is able to enliven the conversation on the topic of anal gases."'
  50. else
  51. 'Anja quips "It''s from you is the smell."'
  52. if rand(0, 10) = 0:'Roma grins "Yes, no, it sobachatiny bears."'
  53. end
  54. end
  55. elseif temprand = 2:
  56. *nl
  57. '"Che, unscrew the plug does not have a hand?"'
  58. temprand = rand(0, 2)
  59. if temprand = 0:
  60. 'Anja giggles "And then what for you need?"'
  61. if rand(0, 10) = 0:'Rex with mock indignation "Around one operation."'
  62. elseif temprand = 1:
  63. 'Lena resounding slaps on the shoulder Rex "You talk like a girl?"'
  64. if rand(0, 10) = 0:'Rex with mock indignation "In Russian, I speak with her."'
  65. else
  66. 'Ira smiling "not outraged, Reksik."'
  67. if rand(0, 10) = 0:'Anja sprinkles in cam "And then on the chain to plant."'
  68. end
  69. elseif temprand = 3:
  70. *nl
  71. '"Let me be undermined, madam."'
  72. temprand = rand(0, 2)
  73. if temprand = 0:
  74. 'Anja giggles "Cleared, monsieur."'
  75. elseif temprand = 1:
  76. 'Anja with mock indignation says "Do not Madame and Mademoiselle!"'
  77. if rand(0, 10) = 0:'Rex bowing gallantly "Miles sorry mademoiselle."'
  78. else
  79. 'Anja says impatiently "Pour already a clown."'
  80. end
  81. else
  82. *nl
  83. '"Shit! Where cups? Are we not buy them?"'
  84. temprand = rand(0, 2)
  85. if temprand = 0:
  86. 'Anja takes cups "Here they are, blind monster."'
  87. elseif temprand = 1:
  88. 'Roma says "Rex, you did them in the store took, all memory is that it is not?"'
  89. else
  90. 'Lena enough cups "Rex, do not pull the rubber."'
  91. end
  92. end
  93. else
  94. 'Roma took the bottle out of the hands polutoralitrovogo Anja and began to print. "Hold somebody cups."'
  95. temprand = rand(0, 2)
  96. if temprand = 0:
  97. 'Rex took the cups and Roma began to pour beer on plastic glasses.'
  98. elseif temprand = 1:
  99. 'Rex took the cups "That same armless horseradish. Itself can not what?"'
  100. else
  101. 'Ira took cups "Pour already onion grief."'
  102. end
  103. if rand(0, 3) = 0:
  104. 'Fracture of beer cups and flooded the ground.'
  105. temprand = rand(0, 2)
  106. if temprand = 0:
  107. 'Rex was outraged. "That thou armless hell! Nothing can trust you!"'
  108. elseif temprand = 1:
  109. 'Rex was outraged. "No, well, how not to spill it?"'
  110. else
  111. 'Anja was indignant. "Always the same, if saffron pours, make sure you will pour."'
  112. end
  113. end
  114. end
  115. elseif temprand = 1:
  116. !!Lena
  117. 'Lena indignantly, "We came to drink beer or admire it?"'
  118. elseif temprand = 2:
  119. !!Ira
  120. 'Ira flirting eyes and flapping "Boys, and today we are going to drink beer?"'
  121. elseif temprand = 3:
  122. !!Rex
  123. if rand(0, 1) = 0:
  124. 'Rex took poltorashku beer and unscrew the plug.'
  125. if rand(0, 2) = 0:
  126. *nl
  127. '"Shit! Where cups? Are we not buy them?"'
  128. temprand = rand(0, 2)
  129. if temprand = 0:
  130. 'Anja takes cups "Here they are, blind monster."'
  131. elseif temprand = 1:
  132. 'Roma says "Rex, you did them in the store took, all memory is that it is not?"'
  133. else
  134. 'Lena enough cups "Rex, do not pull the rubber."'
  135. end
  136. else
  137. *nl
  138. '"Roman, cups hold this while I pour."'
  139. end
  140. else
  141. 'Rex took poltorashku beer and handed it to Roma. "Pour, then froze."'
  142. 'Roma took polutoralitrovogo beer bottle and began to print. "Hold somebody cups."'
  143. temprand = rand(0, 2)
  144. if temprand = 0:
  145. 'Rex took the cups and Roma began to pour beer on plastic glasses.'
  146. elseif temprand = 1:
  147. 'Rex took the cups "That same armless horseradish. Itself can not what?"'
  148. else
  149. 'Ira took cups "Pour already grief onion."'
  150. end
  151. if rand(0, 3) = 0:
  152. 'Fracture of beer cups and flooded the land.'
  153. temprand3 = rand(0, 2)
  154. if temprand3 = 0:
  155. 'Rex was outraged. "That thou armless hell! Nothing can trust you!"'
  156. elseif temprand3 = 1:
  157. 'Rex was outraged. "No, well, how not to spill it?"'
  158. elseif temprand3 = 2:
  159. 'Anja was indignant. "Always the same, if saffron pours, make sure you will pour."'
  160. end
  161. end
  162. end
  163. else
  164. !!Roma Meynold
  165. 'Roma took polutoralitrovogo beer bottle and began to print. "Hold somebody cups."'
  166. temprand = rand(0, 2)
  167. if temprand = 0:
  168. 'Rex took the cups and Roma began to pour beer on plastic glasses.'
  169. elseif temprand = 1:
  170. 'Rex took the cups "That same armless horseradish. Itself can not what?"'
  171. else
  172. 'Ira took cups "Pour already onion grief."'
  173. end
  174. if rand(0, 3) = 0:
  175. 'Fracture of beer cups and flooded the ground.'
  176. temprand = rand(0, 2)
  177. if temprand = 0:
  178. 'Rex was outraged. "That thou armless hell! Nothing can trust you!"'
  179. elseif temprand = 1:
  180. 'Rex was outraged. "No, well, how not to spill it?"'
  181. else
  182. 'Anja was indignant. "Always the same, if saffron pours, make sure you will pour."'
  183. end
  184. end
  185. end
  186. 'Finally turned into beer cups and you also gave a plastic cup with a cold beer. Are you drunk with all beer.'
  187. if sisboyQW = 1:
  188. act 'Meet with a girl sister':
  189. cls
  190. minut += 5
  191. sisboyQW = 2
  192. gs 'stat'
  193. '<center><img src="images/qwest/alter/sisterQW/sisboyQW_02.jpg"></center>'
  194. '-Sveta, You really wanted to meet with my boyfriend, This is a novel, and this is my sister Sveta, So you met."'
  195. '-For acquaintance!!!" He shouted a drunken Rex, and you with all the company continued to drink beer the contrary, Man looking sister.'
  196. 'Roma, red-haired skinny guy, and very pretty, sister how very lucky you thought.'
  197. act 'Continue to drink beer':gt 'annafriends2'
  198. end
  199. end
  200. act 'Continue to drink beer':gt 'annafriends2'
  201. --- annafrends ---------------------------------