Changed $npc_thdick calculations to simulate bell curve, similar to length. Altered some $npc_dick_descs to taste.

locations/boy_updater.qsrc

@@ -34,19 +34,19 @@ end
 
 if $ARGS[0] = 'dick_update':
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = '':
-		if npc_dick[$boy] < 10:
+		if npc_dick[$boy] < 11:
 			if $npc_thdick[$boy] = 'skinny' or $npc_thdick[$boy] = 'slim':
 				$npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny'
 			elseif $npc_thdick[$boy] = 'well proportioned' or $npc_thdick[$boy] = 'thicker than average':
 				$npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short'
 			elseif $npc_thdick[$boy] = 'thick' or $npc_thdick[$boy] = 'massive' or $npc_thdick[$boy] = 'monstrous':
-				$npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode'
+				$npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby'
 			end
 		elseif npc_dick[$boy] < 16:
 			if $npc_thdick[$boy] = 'skinny' or $npc_thdick[$boy] = 'slim':
 				$npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny'
 			elseif $npc_thdick[$boy] = 'well proportioned' or $npc_thdick[$boy] = 'thicker than average':
-				$npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal'
+				$npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average'
 			elseif $npc_thdick[$boy] = 'thick' or $npc_thdick[$boy] = 'massive' or $npc_thdick[$boy] = 'monstrous':
 				$npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick'
 			end
@@ -54,16 +54,16 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'dick_update':
 			if $npc_thdick[$boy] = 'skinny' or $npc_thdick[$boy] = 'slim':
 				$npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long'
 			elseif $npc_thdick[$boy] = 'well proportioned' or $npc_thdick[$boy] = 'thicker than average':
-				$npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge'
+				$npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large'
 			elseif $npc_thdick[$boy] = 'thick' or $npc_thdick[$boy] = 'massive' or $npc_thdick[$boy] = 'monstrous':
-				$npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous'
+				$npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat'
 			end
 
 		else
 			if $npc_thdick[$boy] = 'skinny' or $npc_thdick[$boy] = 'slim':
 				$npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy'
 			elseif $npc_thdick[$boy] = 'well proportioned' or $npc_thdick[$boy] = 'thicker than average':
-				$npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic'
+				$npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge'
 			elseif $npc_thdick[$boy] = 'thick' or $npc_thdick[$boy] = 'massive' or $npc_thdick[$boy] = 'monstrous':
 				$npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster'
 			end

locations/npcgeneratec.qsrc

@@ -149,7 +149,7 @@ end
 !!	$npc_dick_class is a fast way of determining size by category
 
 !! short dicks
-if npc_dick[$npclastgenerated] < 9:
+if npc_dick[$npclastgenerated] < 11:
 	$npc_dick_class[$npclastgenerated] = 'short'
 	if $npc_thdick[$npclastgenerated] = 'skinny' or $npc_thdick[$npclastgenerated] = 'slim':
 	
@@ -161,12 +161,12 @@ if npc_dick[$npclastgenerated] < 9:
 		
 	elseif $npc_thdick[$npclastgenerated] = 'thick' or $npc_thdick[$npclastgenerated] = 'massive' or $npc_thdick[$npclastgenerated] = 'monstrous':
 	
-		$npc_dick_desc[$npclastgenerated] = 'chode'
+		$npc_dick_desc[$npclastgenerated] = 'stubby'
 		
 	end
 	
 !! average length dicks
-elseif npc_dick[$npclastgenerated] < 15:	
+elseif npc_dick[$npclastgenerated] < 16:	
 	$npc_dick_class[$npclastgenerated] = 'average'
 	if $npc_thdick[$npclastgenerated] = 'skinny' or $npc_thdick[$npclastgenerated] = 'slim':
 	
@@ -174,7 +174,7 @@ elseif npc_dick[$npclastgenerated] < 15:
 		
 	elseif $npc_thdick[$npclastgenerated] = 'well proportioned' or $npc_thdick[$npclastgenerated] = 'thicker than average':
 	
-		$npc_dick_desc[$npclastgenerated] = 'normal'
+		$npc_dick_desc[$npclastgenerated] = 'average'
 		
 	elseif $npc_thdick[$npclastgenerated] = 'thick' or $npc_thdick[$npclastgenerated] = 'massive' or $npc_thdick[$npclastgenerated] = 'monstrous':
 	
@@ -189,10 +189,10 @@ elseif npc_dick[$npclastgenerated] < 20:
 		$npc_dick_desc[$npclastgenerated] = 'long'
 	elseif $npc_thdick[$npclastgenerated] = 'well proportioned' or $npc_thdick[$npclastgenerated] = 'thicker than average':
 	
-		$npc_dick_desc[$npclastgenerated] = 'huge'
+		$npc_dick_desc[$npclastgenerated] = 'large'
 	elseif $npc_thdick[$npclastgenerated] = 'thick' or $npc_thdick[$npclastgenerated] = 'massive' or $npc_thdick[$npclastgenerated] = 'monstrous':
 	
-		$npc_dick_desc[$npclastgenerated] = 'enormous'
+		$npc_dick_desc[$npclastgenerated] = 'fat'
 		
 	end
 !! extremely long dicks
@@ -204,7 +204,7 @@ else
 		
 	elseif $npc_thdick[$npclastgenerated] = 'well proportioned' or $npc_thdick[$npclastgenerated] = 'thicker than average':
 	
-		$npc_dick_desc[$npclastgenerated] = 'gigantic'
+		$npc_dick_desc[$npclastgenerated] = 'huge'
 		
 	elseif $npc_thdick[$npclastgenerated] = 'thick' or $npc_thdick[$npclastgenerated] = 'massive' or $npc_thdick[$npclastgenerated] = 'monstrous':
 	

locations/npcgenext.qsrc

@@ -3,93 +3,50 @@
 
 ! {Dick size and thickness generator. Outputs $npctempgn[4] for girth and npctempgn[5] for length. It takes a higher add number for a call that is supposed to be bigger than average.}
 if $args[0] = 'dick':
-	tempfindadd = 0
-	if args[1] > 0: tempfindadd += args[1]
+	npctempgn[5] = 0
+	if args[1] > 0: npctempgn[5] += args[1]
 
 	penis_dist = rand(1,10000)
 
 	if penis_dist <= 14:
-		tempfindadd += rand(5,6)
+		npctempgn[5] += rand(5,6)
 	elseif penis_dist >= 15 and penis_dist <= 249:
-		tempfindadd += rand(7,8)
+		npctempgn[5] += rand(7,8)
 	elseif penis_dist >= 250 and penis_dist <= 1599:
-		tempfindadd += rand(9,10)
+		npctempgn[5] += rand(9,10)
 	elseif penis_dist >= 1600 and penis_dist <= 4999:
-		tempfindadd += rand(11,13)
+		npctempgn[5] += rand(11,13)
 	elseif penis_dist >= 5000 and penis_dist <= 8399:
-		tempfindadd += rand(13,15)
+		npctempgn[5] += rand(13,15)
 	elseif penis_dist >= 8400 and penis_dist <= 9749:
-		tempfindadd += rand(16,17)
+		npctempgn[5] += rand(16,17)
 	elseif penis_dist >= 9750 and penis_dist <= 9984:
-		tempfindadd += rand(18,19)
+		npctempgn[5] += rand(18,19)
 	elseif penis_dist >= 9985 and penis_dist <=9998:
-		tempfindadd += rand(20,21)
+		npctempgn[5] += rand(20,21)
 	else
-		tempfindadd += rand(22,30)
+		npctempgn[5] += rand(22,30)
 	end
-	
-	npctempgn[5] = tempfindadd
 
-	! {It sets the girth based on the dick size}
-	if tempfindadd < 9:
-		tempfindgirth = 1
-	elseif tempfindadd < 12:
-		tempfindgirth = 2
-	elseif tempfindadd < 15:
-		tempfindgirth = 3
-	elseif tempfindadd < 18:
-		tempfindgirth = 4
-	elseif tempfindadd < 21:
-		tempfindgirth = 5
-	elseif tempfindadd < 24:
-		tempfindgirth = 6
-	else
-		tempfindgirth = 7
-	end
-	! {Then it gives random variance with girth. 1 or 2 drops a size. 3 or 4 stays the same. 5 or 6 goes up a size. A 1 or a 6 gives a chance to go up or down a size again, for a max of 2 changes from the base girth from size.}
-	tempfinddick = rand(1,6)
-	if tempfinddick < 3:
-		tempfindgirth -= 1
-		if tempfinddick = 1:
-			tempfinddick = rand(1,3)
-			if tempfinddick = 1:
-				tempfindgirth -= 1
-			elseif tempfinddick = 3:
-				tempfindgirth += 1
-			end
-		end
-	elseif tempfinddick > 4:
-		tempfindgirth += 1
-		if tempfinddick = 6:
-			tempfinddick = rand(1,3)
-			if tempfinddick = 1:
-				tempfindgirth -= 1
-			elseif tempfinddick = 3:
-				tempfindgirth += 1
-			end
-		end
-	end
-	! {Then it returns the official girth.}
-	if tempfindgirth < 2:
+	! {It sets the girth in a similar fashion, with 'well proportioned' being the most common thickness}
+
+	$npctempgn[4] = 0
+	if penis_dist <= 249:
 		$npctempgn[4] = 'skinny'
-	elseif tempfindgirth = 2:
+	elseif penis_dist >= 250 and penis_dist <= 1599:
 		$npctempgn[4] = 'slim'
-	elseif tempfindgirth = 3:
+	elseif penis_dist >= 1600 and penis_dist <= 8399:
 		$npctempgn[4] = 'well proportioned'
-	elseif tempfindgirth = 4:
+	elseif penis_dist >= 8400 and penis_dist <= 9749:
 		$npctempgn[4] = 'thicker than average'
-	elseif tempfindgirth = 5:
+	elseif penis_dist >= 9750 and penis_dist <= 9984:
 		$npctempgn[4] = 'thick'
-	elseif tempfindgirth = 6:
+	elseif penis_dist >= 9985 and penis_dist <=9998:
 		$npctempgn[4] = 'massive'
 	else
 		$npctempgn[4] = 'monstrous'
 	end
 
-	! {cleanup}
-	killvar 'tempfindadd'
-	killvar 'tempfinddick'
-	killvar 'tempfindgirth'
 end
 
 ! {Personality Generator. Outputs $npctempgn[6]}

locations/sex_ev_after.qsrc

@@ -379,7 +379,7 @@ end
 
 if $ARGS[0] = 'tap_out':
 	if sex_ev['fuck_count'] > 0:
-		if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster' and ($sex_ev['position'] = 'miss' or $sex_ev['position'] = 'doggy' or $sex_ev['position'] = 'cowgirl'):
+		if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster' and ($sex_ev['position'] = 'miss' or $sex_ev['position'] = 'doggy' or $sex_ev['position'] = 'cowgirl'):
 			act'Tap out (too big)':
 				gs 'pain', 4, 'cervix', 'ache'
 				gs 'pain', 4, 'vaginal', 'stretch'

locations/sex_ev_boy_pillow_talk.qsrc

@@ -789,23 +789,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'boy_likes_pubes2':
 			'"You''ve got some pretty nice equipment yourself," you say, grinning lewdly at his flaccid manhood. "For a guy with a tiny dick, you sure know how to use it."'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 			'"You''ve got some pretty nice equipment yourself," you say, grinning lewdly at his flaccid manhood. "It''s pretty small, but you sure know how to use it."'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 			'"You''ve got some pretty nice equipment yourself," you say, grinning lewdly at his flaccid manhood. "You may be small, but so you''re <i>so</i> thick. I love feeling you stretch me out."'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 			'"You''ve got some pretty nice equipment yourself," you say, grinning lewdly at his flaccid manhood. "For a guy with such a skinny dick, you sure know how to use it."'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 			'"You''ve got some pretty nice equipment yourself," you say, grinning lewdly at his flaccid manhood. "You fill me up just right."'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 			'"You''ve got some pretty nice equipment yourself," you say, grinning lewdly at his manhood. Even flaccid, its girth is impressive. "You''re <i>so</i> big!"'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 			'"You''ve got some pretty nice equipment yourself," you say, grinning lewdly at his manhood, stretching its length down his thighs even when flaccid. "It''s <i>so</i> long. All the other guys I sleep with can''t get nearly as deep as you can."'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 			'"You''ve got some pretty nice equipment yourself," you say, grinning lewdly at his manhood, impressive in its size even flaccid. "It''s <i>huge</i>! And I love how deep I can feel you inside me."'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 			'"You''ve got some pretty nice equipment yourself," you say, grinning lewdly at his manhood, impressive in its size even flaccid. "You''re packing some serious firepower. I can barely even fit you inside me!"'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 			'"You''ve got some pretty nice equipment yourself," you say, grinning lewdly at his manhood, stretching its <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm length down his thighs even when flaccid. "I can practically feel you in my stomach when you''ve got the whole thing inside me."'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 			'"You''ve got some pretty nice equipment yourself," you say, grinning lewdly at his manhood, stretching its <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm length down his thighs even when flaccid. "I can practically feel you in my stomach when you''ve got the whole thing inside me."'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 			'"You''ve got some pretty nice equipment yourself," you say, grinning lewdly at his monstrously large manhood, stretching its <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm length down his thighs with a girth nearly as thick as your wrist even flaccid. "It''s like you''ve got an arm for a dick. I didn''t even know cocks could get that big!"'

locations/sex_ev_cowgirl.qsrc

@@ -76,7 +76,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl_insert_slow':
 	gs'arousal', 'vaginal', 1, 'no_orgasm_msg', $sex_ev['prostitution_flag']
 	if pcs_horny > 80: gs'arousal', 'vaginal', -10, 'no_orgasm_msg', $sex_ev['prostitution_flag']
 	
-!!	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
+!!	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 !!		gs 'pain', 3, 'vaginal', 'stretch'
 !!	end
 	
@@ -93,23 +93,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl_insert_slow':
 		'Not that you needed to be careful. Your hips come flush with his as you sink all the way down to the base and you still feel plenty of wiggle room inside you. You might as well be riding his finger...'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'You descend, feeling his cock fill up the opening of your snatch before suddenly stopping short as your hips collide with his at the base of his short shaft...'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'You descend, feeling his cock <i>stretching</i> you out as you slide down its meager length before suddenly stopping short as your hips collide with his at the base of his chodey shaft...'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'You descend, feeling plenty of wiggle room as you easily slide down his skinny length all the way to the base until your hips collide with his and his head stops just shy of your cervix...'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'You descend, feeling perfectly filled as you slide down to the base of his shaft until your hips colliding with his and his head stopping inside you just shy of your cervix...'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		'You descend and immediately feel your pussy <i>stretch</i> out, your walls straining to accomodate his girth as you slide down his thick shaft. When you reach the base, you feel more than filled...'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'You descend, feeling plenty of wiggle room as you easily slide down his skinny length until your cervix abruptly collides with the head of his cock. Your hips are barely resting on his but you also feel a very slightly nauseous ache like something is pressing against your stomach as he barely seems to fit inside you...'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'You descend, feeling completely <i>filled</i> as you slide down his length until your cervix abruptly collides with the head of his cock. Your hips are barely resting on his but you also feel a very slightly nauseous ache like something is pressing against your stomach as he barely seems to fit inside you...'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		'You descend and immediately feel your pussy <i>stretch</i> out, your walls straining to accomodate his girth as you slide down his thick shaft until your cervix abruptly collides with the head of his cock. Your hips are barely resting on his but you also feel stretched in every direction as he barely seems to fit inside you...'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'You descend, feeling plenty of wiggle room as you easily slide down his skinny length until your cervix abruptly collides with the head of his cock. Your hips aren''t even touching his, but you already can''t get any further down his shaft and most of your weight is resting upon it...'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		'You descend, feeling completely <i>filled</i> as you slide down his length until your cervix abruptly collides with the head of his cock. Your hips aren''t even touching his, but you already can''t get any further down his shaft and most of your weight is resting upon it...'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'You descend and immediately feel your pussy <i>stretch</i> out, your walls straining to accomodate his girth as you slide down his monstrous length until your cervix abruptly collides with the head of his cock. Your hips aren''t even touching his, but you already can''t get any further down his shaft and most of your weight is resting upon it...'
@@ -137,12 +137,12 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl_insert_slow':
 			gs'sex_ev_cowgirl', 'cowgirl_menu2'
 		end
 		
-		if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
+		if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 			act'He''s big!':
 				cla
 				if npc_fuck_times[$boy] = 0:
 					if sex_ev['fuck_count'] = 0:
-						if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
+						if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 							'"Oh <i>fuck!</i> That''s big!" you groan, squirming in pleasure around the cock that is absolutely <i>filling</i> you right now. "It''s like fucking a <i>baseball bat!</i>"'
 						else
 							'"Oh <i>fuck!</i> That''s big!" you groan, squirming in pleasure around the cock that is absolutely <i>filling</i> you right now.'
@@ -171,7 +171,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl_insert_slow':
 			gs'sex_ev_cowgirl', 'cowgirl_menu'
 		end
 		
-		if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
+		if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 			act'Groan':
 				cla & *clr
 				'<center><img <<$set_imgh>> src="images/shared/sex/vag/cowgirl/3.jpg"></center>'
@@ -251,7 +251,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl_insert_orgasm':
 				gs'sex_ev_cowgirl', 'cowgirl_menu2'
 			end
 			
-			if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+			if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 				'Muscles tighten. Heat blossoms. You gasp aloud. Electric tingles race across your body from your toes to the tips of your nipples that quiver in the air as you convulse in orgasm. You groan a wordless cry of ecstasy.'
 			else
 				'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s cock <i>fills</i> you to the brim and you gasp aloud as it starts. Muscles tighten. Heat blossoms. Electric tingles race across your body from your toes to the tips of your nipples that quiver in the air as you convulse in orgasm. You groan a wordless cry of ecstasy.'
@@ -360,7 +360,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl_pain1':
 		gs 'sex_ev_cowgirl', 'cowgirl_pain2'
 	end
 	
-	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
+	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		act'Dick is too big':
 			cla & *nl
 			sex_ev['dick_too_big'] = 1
@@ -1036,11 +1036,11 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl1_start_period_desc':
 !!	'You gently roll your hips over his, grinding against his cock inside your pussy. Looking down, you can see his cock is stained red from your period, blood mixing with your juices, both of them providing a lot of natural lubrication.'
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'You gently roll your hips over his, grinding his tiny dick against the inside your pussy. Looking down, you can see his cock is stained red from your period, blood mixing with your juices, both of them providing a lot of natural lubrication.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'You gently roll your hips over his, grinding his fat chode against the inside your pussy. Looking down, you can see his cock is stained red from your period, blood mixing with your juices, both of them providing a lot of natural lubrication.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'You gently roll your hips over his, grinding his skinny dick against the inside your pussy. Looking down, you can see his cock is stained red from your period, blood mixing with your juices, both of them providing a lot of natural lubrication.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'You gently roll your hips over his, grinding his dick against the inside your pussy. Looking down, you can see his cock is stained red from your period, blood mixing with your juices, both of them providing a lot of natural lubrication.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		if pcs_vag <= 10:
@@ -1050,9 +1050,9 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl1_start_period_desc':
 		end
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'You gently roll your hips over his, hugging the full length of his <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm cock with your pussy. Looking down, you can see his cock is stained red from your period, blood mixing with your juices, both of them providing a lot of natural lubrication.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'You gently roll your hips over his, <i>filled</i> by the huge <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm cock with your pussy. Looking down, you can see his cock is stained red from your period, blood mixing with your juices, both of them providing a lot of natural lubrication.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		'You gently roll your hips over his, <i>stretched</i> by the enormous <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm cock inside your pussy. Looking down, you can see his cock is stained red from your period, blood mixing with your juices, both of them providing a lot of natural lubrication.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		if pcs_vag <= 15:
@@ -1060,7 +1060,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl1_start_period_desc':
 		else
 			'You gently roll your hips over his, barely to fit the full length of <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm cock inside your pussy as it presses hard against your cervix. Looking down, you can see his cock is stained red from your period, blood mixing with your juices, both of them providing a lot of natural lubrication.'
 		end
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		if pcs_vag <= 15:
 			'You gently roll your hips over his, unable to fit the full length of <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm cock inside your pussy as it fills you all the way to your cervix, bumping up hard against it. Looking down, you can see his gigantic cock is stained red from your period, blood mixing with your juices, both of them providing a lot of natural lubrication.'
 		else
@@ -1082,11 +1082,11 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl1_start_desc':
 !!	'You gently roll your hips over his, grinding against his cock inside your pussy.'
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'You gently roll your hips over his, grinding his tiny dick against the inside your pussy.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'You gently roll your hips over his, grinding his fat chode against the inside your pussy.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'You gently roll your hips over his, grinding his skinny dick against the inside your pussy.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'You gently roll your hips over his, grinding his dick against the inside your pussy.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		if pcs_vag <= 10:
@@ -1096,9 +1096,9 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl1_start_desc':
 		end
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'You gently roll your hips over his, hugging the full length of his <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm cock with your pussy.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'You gently roll your hips over his, <i>filled</i> by the huge <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm cock with your pussy.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		'You gently roll your hips over his, <i>stretched</i> by the enormous <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm cock inside your pussy.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		if pcs_vag <= 15:
@@ -1106,7 +1106,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl1_start_desc':
 		else
 			'You gently roll your hips over his, barely to fit the full length of <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm cock inside your pussy as it presses hard against your cervix.'
 		end
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		if pcs_vag <= 15:
 			'You gently roll your hips over his, unable to fit the full length of <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm cock inside your pussy as it fills you all the way to your cervix, bumping up hard against it.'
 		else
@@ -1127,23 +1127,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl1_enjoy_desc':
 !! 'You focus on <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s cock inside you, feeling it rub against your g-spot inside you, rolling your hips to get the friction just right. You can feel his hips moving with yours and the warmth that spreads through you is wonderful.'
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'You focus on <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s tiny dick inside you, getting the angle just right to rub against your g-spot. His hips move with yours, spreading warmth and pleasure through your entire body.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'You focus on <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s dick inside you, its fat girth stretching you in a pleasant way while you angle it so its meager length rubs right against your g-spot. His hips move with yours, spreading warmth and pleasure through your entire body.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'You focus on <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s skinny dick inside you. Its thin girth makes it easy to get the angle just right to rub against your g-spot. His hips move with yours, spreading warmth and pleasure through your entire body.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'You focus on <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s dick inside you. It fills you nicely, meaning it isn''t hard to get it to rub against your g-spot. His hips move with yours, spreading warmth and pleasure through your entire body.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		'You focus on <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s cock inside you. Its thick shaft stretches you out, filling you u p so much that it''s constantly rubbing against your g-spot. His hips move with yours, spreading warmth and pleasure through your entire body.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'You moan as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> takes you from behind, his cock thrusting inside you. There''s something about doggy style, a <i>depth</i> that you don''t get in any other position. Plus with a nice long cock like <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s, it goes deep inside you, gently bumping against your cervix in the most delightfully painful way.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'You moan as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> takes you from behind, his cock thrusting inside you. There''s something about doggy style, a <i>depth</i> that you don''t get in any other position. Plus, <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s cock is huge. Not only does it fill you completely but it''s long enough to reach all the way to your cervix, sending shocks of blissful soreness through your uterus.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		'You moan as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> takes you from behind, his cock thrusting inside you. There''s something about doggy style, a <i>depth</i> that you don''t get in any other position. Plus, <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s cock is <i>enormous</i>. Your pussy struggles to accomodate its massive girth and its length reaches all the way to your cervix, sending shocks of blissful soreness through your uterus.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'You moan as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> takes you from behind, his cock thrusting inside you. There''s something about doggy style, a <i>depth</i> that you don''t get in any other position. And with a dick as long as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s, it reaches the deepest part of you, .'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		if pcs_vag <= 25:
 			'You groan beneath <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>, getting wetter with every thrust. His gigantic cock fills you to the brim and then some, pummelling your insides with his sheer size in the most pleasurably painful way possible.'
 		else
@@ -1162,11 +1162,11 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl1.1_desc':
 !!	'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down, pulling out of you until only his tip is still inside of you before smoothly pushing himself back in, filling you to your deepest depths.'
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'You slow down to a to a crawl, gently rolling your hips over <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s, focusing hard on making sure the feel of his tiny dick isn''t lost in the pounding of your bodies.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'You slow down to a to a crawl, gently rolling your hips over <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s, focusing hard on making sure the feel of his thick chode isn''t lost in the pounding of your bodies.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'You slow down to a to a crawl, gently rolling your hips over <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s, focusing hard on making sure the feel of his skinny dick isn''t lost in the pounding of your bodies.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'You slow down to a to a crawl, gently rolling your hips over <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s, focusing on feeling the full shape of his dick inside you.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		if pcs_vag <= 10:
@@ -1176,13 +1176,13 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl1.1_desc':
 		end
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'You slow down to a to a crawl, gently rolling your hips over <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s, focusing depth of his cock inside you, grinding its length up against your cervix.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'You slow down to a to a crawl, gently rolling your hips over <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s, grinding yourself against the huge cock that fills you.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		'You slow down to a to a crawl, gently rolling your hips over <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s, grinding yourself against the enormous cock that stretches your pussy in both width and length.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'You slow down to a to a crawl, carefully bouncing your hips up and down on <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s cock, so lengthy that you feel it bounce off your cervix without ever being able to reach its base.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		'You slow down to a to a crawl, carefully bouncing your hips up and down on <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s gigantic cock, so big that you feel it bounce off your cervix without ever being able to reach its base.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'You slow down to a to a crawl, carefully bouncing your hips up and down on <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s monstrous cock, so big that you feel it bounce off your cervix without ever being able to reach the bottom of its thick trunk.'
@@ -1196,19 +1196,19 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl1.2_moan_desc':
 		*nl
 		if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 			'You mew softly as you keep grinding against <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s tiny dick inside you, unable to keep your voice contained as it rubs up against your g-spot <i>just</i> right.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 			'You mew softly as you keep grinding against <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s thick chode inside you, unable to keep your voice contained as it stretches your pussy <i>just</i> right.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 			'You mew softly as you keep grinding against <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s skinny dick inside you, unable to keep your voice contained as it rubs up against your g-spot <i>just</i> right.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 			'You mew softly as you keep grinding against <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s dick inside you, unable to keep your voice contained as it rubs up against your g-spot <i>just</i> right.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 			'You mew softly as you keep grinding against <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s thick cock inside you, unable to keep your voice contained as it rubs up against your g-spot and stretches you out in the most satisfying way.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 			'You mew softly as you keep grinding against <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s cock inside you, unable to keep your voice contained as it rubs up against your cervix in the most satisfying way.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 			'You mew softly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to fuck you. Slowly. Gently. His huge cock driving deep inside you until it''s plunged to the hilt, its presence felt even in the deepest parts of your pussy, <i>filling</i> you, making you wetter and wetter with every thrust.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 			if pcs_vag <= 15:
 				'Tiny mews escape your lips as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to fuck you with his enormous cock. Slowly. Gently. He drives it deep inside you until it''s plunged to the hilt, making its presence felt in the deepest parts of your tight pussy even as it <i>stretches</i> you to accomodate its exceptional girth. But you love it, becoming wetter and wetter with every thrust.'
 			else
@@ -1216,7 +1216,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl1.2_moan_desc':
 			end
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 			'You mew softly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to fuck you with his exceptionally lengthy cock. Slowly. Gently. He drives it deep inside you until it''s plunged to the hilt, forcing groans from your lips as it knocks against your cervix. It hurts, but it''s a good hurt, like a gentle hammering, and the pain just makes you wetter and wetter with every thrust.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 			'You groan softly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to fuck you with his gigantic cock. Slowly. Gently. He drives it deep inside you, <i>filling</i> you until it''s plunged to the hilt, forcing groans from your lips as it knocks against your cervix. It hurts, but it''s a good hurt, like a gentle hammering, and you get wetter and wetter with every thrust.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 			'You mew softly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to fuck you with his gigantic cock. Slowly. Gently. He drives it deep inside you until it''s plunged to the hilt, forcing whimpers from your lips as it knocks against your cervix with its insane length and threatens to tear you in half with its absurd girth. It hurts, but it''s a good hurt, like a gentle hammering, and you get wetter and wetter with every thrust.'
@@ -1226,11 +1226,11 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl1.2_moan_desc':
 		*nl
 		if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 			'You moan loudly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to fuck you. Slowly. Gently. His tiny dick driving as deep as it can inside you, finding the hidden secrets of your pussy that make you wetter and wetter with every thrust.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 			'You moan loudly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to fuck you. Slowly. Gently. His fat chode driving as deep as it can inside you, forcing you to feel his girth, making you wetter and wetter with every thrust.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 			'You moan loudly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to fuck you. Slowly. Gently. His skinny dick driving as deep as it can inside you, finding the hidden secrets of your pussy that make you wetter and wetter with every thrust.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 			'You moan loudly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to fuck you. Slowly. Gently. His cock driving deep inside you, <i>filling</i> you, making you wetter and wetter with every thrust.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 			if pcs_vag <= 10:
@@ -1240,9 +1240,9 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl1.2_moan_desc':
 			end
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 			'You moan loudly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to fuck you. Slowly. Gently. His long cock driving deep inside you until it''s plunged to the hilt, its presence felt even in the deepest parts of your pussy, making you wetter and wetter with every thrust.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 			'You moan loudly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to fuck you. Slowly. Gently. His huge cock driving deep inside you until it''s plunged to the hilt, its presence felt even in the deepest parts of your pussy, <i>filling</i> you, making you wetter and wetter with every thrust.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 			if pcs_vag <= 15:
 				'Loud groans escape your lips as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to fuck you with his enormous cock. Slowly. Gently. He drives it deep inside you until it''s plunged to the hilt, making its presence felt in the deepest parts of your tight pussy even as it <i>stretches</i> you to accomodate its exceptional girth. But you love it, becoming wetter and wetter with every thrust.'
 			else
@@ -1250,7 +1250,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl1.2_moan_desc':
 			end
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 			'You moan loudly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to fuck you with his exceptionally lengthy cock. Slowly. Gently. He drives it deep inside you until it''s plunged to the hilt, forcing groans from your lips as it knocks against your cervix. It hurts, but it''s a good hurt, like a gentle hammering, and the pain just makes you wetter and wetter with every thrust.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 			'You groan loudly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to fuck you with his gigantic cock. Slowly. Gently. He drives it deep inside you, <i>filling</i> you until it''s plunged to the hilt, forcing whimpers from your lips as it knocks against your cervix. It hurts, but it''s a good hurt, like a gentle hammering, and you get wetter and wetter with every thrust.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 			'You moan loudly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to fuck you with his gigantic cock. Slowly. Gently. He drives it deep inside you until it''s plunged to the hilt, forcing whimpers from your lips as it knocks against your cervix with its insane length and threatens to tear you in half with its absurd girth. It hurts, but it''s a good hurt, and you get wetter and wetter with every thrust.'
@@ -1264,11 +1264,11 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl1.2_dirty_talk':
 	if $sex_ev['dirty_talk'] = 'cock':
 		if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 			'"Ahh~! Your cock feels so good~!" you moan, your voice a hoarse with arousal as you roll your hips over <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>. "Your tiny dick is gonna make me come~!"'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 			'"Ahh~! Your cock feels so good~!" you moan, your voice a hoarse with arousal as you roll your hips over <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>. "Your fat chode is gonna make me come~!"'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 			'"Ahh~! Your cock feels so good~!" you moan, your voice a hoarse with arousal as you roll your hips over <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>. "I can feel you moving inside me~! It''s so good~!"'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 			'"Ahh~! Your cock feels so good~!" you moan, your voice a hoarse with arousal as you roll your hips over <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>. "You''re filling me up just right~! It''s like your cock was made for my pussy~!"'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 			if pcs_vag <= 10:
@@ -1278,13 +1278,13 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl1.2_dirty_talk':
 			end
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 			'"Ahh~! You''re <i>so deep~!</i>" you moan, your voice a hoarse with arousal. "Oh <i>fuck~!</i> I can feel you so far inside me~!"'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 			if pcs_vag <= 10:
 				'"Ungh~! <i>Fuck</i> you''re big~!" you groan, your voice a hoarse with arousal. "I can barely fit you inside me~! It''s stretching me out! Oh <i>fuck~!</i> I love your cock~!"'
 			else
 				'"Ungh~! You''re <i>so big~!</i>" you moan, your voice a hoarse with arousal. "Oh <i>fuck~!</i> I''m so full~! I can''t get enough of your huge fucking cock~!"'
 			end
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 			if pcs_vag <= 10:
 				'"Ungh~! <i>Fuck~!</i>" you groan. "Your cock is fucking enormous~! My pussy can barely take it~! Nngh~! I can''t stop moving~! It''s too fucking good~!"'
 			else
@@ -1292,7 +1292,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl1.2_dirty_talk':
 			end
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 			'"Oh <i>fuck!</i> I can feel you in my stomach~!" you groan. "I can''t even fit you all the way inside me~! Fuck~! I can feel you knocking on my cervix~! Ahh~! I can feel you wiggling inside me~!"'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 			'"Oh <i>fuck!</i> I can feel you in my stomach~!" you groan. "I can''t even fit you all the way inside me~! Fuck~! I can feel you knocking on my cervix~! Oh fuck~! You''re filling me all the way up~!"'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 			'"<i>Ungh~! Fuck~!</i>" you groan, struggling to ride <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s massive cock. "Your cock is so <i>fucking big~!</i> It''s like a baseball bat in my pussy~! I can feel you in my stomach~! Nngh~! I feel like I''m gonna throw up~! But I can''t stop moving~! Oh god it''s gonna rip me in half~!"'
@@ -1344,23 +1344,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl1.2_sensation_desc':
 !!	'It''s <i>so</i> deep, filling you up better than in any other position, scratching an itch that normally can''t be reached. You can feel your wetness spreading, running down your thighs, heat radiating from your sex and from his. You breathe deeply as you sink further and further into the feelings of your own arousal.'
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'The angle is <i>perfect</i>, and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> is rubbing right against your g-spot with his tiny dick. You can feel your wetness spreading, running down your thighs, heat radiating from your sex and from his. You pant softly as you sink further and further into the feelings of your own arousal.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'The angle is <i>perfect</i>, and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> is stretching your lips out just right while the tip of his fat chode rubs right against your g-spot. You can feel your wetness spreading, running down your thighs, heat radiating from your sex and from his. You pant softly as you sink further and further into the feelings of your own arousal.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'The angle is <i>perfect</i>, and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> is rubbing right against your g-spot with his skinny dick. You can feel your wetness spreading, running down your thighs, heat radiating from your sex and from his. You pant softly as you sink further and further into the feelings of your own arousal.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'The angle is <i>perfect</i>, and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fills you up just right with his dick, reaching deep inside you with his dick. You can feel your wetness spreading, running down your thighs, heat radiating from your sex and from his. You pant softly as you sink further and further into the feelings of your own arousal.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		'The angle is <i>perfect</i>, and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fills you up to the brim with his thick cock, stretching your walls and reaching deep inside you. You can feel your wetness spreading, running down your thighs, heat radiating from your sex and from his. You pant softly as you sink further and further into the feelings of your own arousal.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'The angle is <i>perfect</i>, and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> rubs against your g-spot with every thrust of his lengthy manhood, reaching depths inside you rarely found by cocks of shorter length. You can feel your wetness spreading, running down your thighs, heat radiating from your sex and from his. You pant softly as you sink further and further into the feelings of your own arousal.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'The angle is <i>perfect</i>, and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> filling you completely with his huge manhood and reaching depths inside you rarely found by cocks of shorter length. You can feel your wetness spreading, running down your thighs, heat radiating from your sex and from his. You pant softly as you sink further and further into the feelings of your own arousal.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		'The angle is <i>perfect</i>, and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> stuffs you to your limits with his enormous cock. Both his length and girth are exceptional and you can feel it straining inside your pussy, stretching you in every way. Your wetness spreads, running down your thighs. Heat radiates from your sex and from his. You pant softly as you sink further and further into the feelings of your own arousal.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'The angle is <i>perfect</i>, and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> bumps into your cervix with every thrust of his ridiculously long cock. Collisions turn into soreness, soreness turns into satisfaction, you can feel him in your stomach. <i>And its so good</i>. Wetness spreads, running down your thighs. Heat radiates from your sex and from his. You pant softly as you sink further and further into the feelings of your own arousal.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		'The angle is <i>perfect</i>, and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fills your pussy up and then some, bumping into your cervix with every thrust of his gigantic cock. Collisions turn into soreness, soreness turns into satisfaction, you can feel him in your stomach. <i>And its so good</i>. Wetness spreads, running down your thighs. Heat radiates from your sex and from his. You pant softly as you sink further and further into the feelings of your own arousal.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'The angle is <i>perfect</i>, and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fills your pussy up and then some, bumping into your cervix and threatening to tear you in half with every thrust of his monstrous cock. Your pussy feels stretched to its limits and your cervix feels like it''s being gently punched by a baseball bat. <i>And it feels so good</i>. Your wetness spreads, running down your thighs. Heat radiates from your sex and from his. You pant softly as you sink further and further into the feelings of your own arousal.'
@@ -1371,23 +1371,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl2_start_period_desc':
 !!	'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. His cock is coated in the period, red liquid streaming out of your pussy with every thrust. But it doesn''t stop him from continuing to drive balls deep inside you every time.'
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with your ass, the sloppy sounds of your period leaking around his tiny dick.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with your ass, the sloppy sounds of your period squelching around his thick chode.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with your ass, the sloppy sounds of your period leaking from your pussy around his skinny dick.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with your ass and his cock plunges into your pussy, a little wetter sounding than usual on account of your period.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with your ass, the sloppy squelching sounds of your period being forced from your pussy by his thick shaft.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his long dick hammers deep inside you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with your ass, the sloppy sounds of your period squelching around his long shaft.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his dick hammers deep inside you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with your ass, the huge size of his cock forcing squelches from your bleeding cunt.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his dick fills you to the brim. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with your ass, his enormous cock leaving room for nothing else, forcing the blood from your menstruating snatch.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his dick batters your insides with its exceptional length. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with your ass, the sloppy sounds of your period squelching around his lengthy shaft.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his dick fills you to the brim. Sloppy wet slaps echo around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> batters your bleeding pussy with his gigantic cock.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust. His dick fills you completely and then some, forcing your pussy to strain and stretch around his long, girthy shaft. Sloppy wet slaps echo around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> repeatedly batters your bleeding pussy with his monstrous cock.'
@@ -1398,23 +1398,23 @@ end
 if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl2_start_desc':
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with your ass, unceasingly thrusting into you with his tiny dick.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with your ass, unceasingly thrusting into you with his thick chode.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with your ass, unceasingly thrusting into you with his skinny dick.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room with every thrust and he drives his cock deep as deep as he can every time.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with your ass, the sloppy squelching sounds of your pussy fucked by his thick shaft.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his long dick hammers deep inside you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with your ass, the sloppy sounds of your pussy squelching around his long shaft.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his dick hammers deep inside you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with your ass, the huge size of his cock forcing squelches from your cunt.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his enormous dick fills you to the brim. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with your ass, forcing loud squelches from your snatch with his long girthy cock.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his dick batters your insides with its exceptional length. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with your ass, the sloppy sounds of your pussy squelching around his lengthy shaft.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his gigantic dick fills you to the brim. Sloppy wet slaps echo around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> batters your pussy with his long hard cock.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust. His dick fills you completely and then some, forcing your pussy to strain and stretch around his long, girthy shaft. Sloppy wet slaps echo around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> repeatedly batters your pussy with his monstrous cock.'
@@ -1426,23 +1426,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl2_enjoy_desc':
 !!	'You moan softly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> takes you from behind, his cock thrusting inside you. His hips clap against your ass with every thrust, sending Waves of pleasure through your whole body and you let yourself sink into the feeling.'
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'You groan in pleasure as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you, his tiny dick wiggling around inside you but more than made up for by his enthusiasm. Waves of pleasure reverberate through your body every time his hips collide with your ass.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'You groan in pleasure as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you, his thick chode stretching the opening of your pussy with his balls deep thrusts. Waves of pleasure reverberate through your body every time his hips collide with your ass.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'You groan in pleasure as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you, his skinny dick slipping in and out of you with speed. Waves of pleasure reverberate through your body every time his hips collide with your ass.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'You groan in pleasure as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you, thrusting his dick balls deep into you from behind over and over again. Waves of pleasure reverberate through your body every time his hips collide with your ass.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		'You groan in pleasure as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you, plunging his thick cock balls deep into you from behind over and over again. Your pussy stretches with every thrust and waves of pleasure reverberate through your body every time his hips collide with your ass.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'You groan in pleasure as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you, plunging his lengthy cock balls deep into you from behind over and over again. He''s so <i>deep</i> inside you and waves of pleasure reverberate through your body every time his hips collide with your ass.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'You groan in pleasure as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you, plunging his huge cock balls deep into you from behind over and over again. He''s so <i>deep</i> inside you, filling you from end to end with cock, and waves of pleasure reverberate through your body every time his hips collide with your ass.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		'You groan in pleasure as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you, plunging his huge cock balls deep into you from behind over and over again. He''s so <i>deep</i>, so <i>big</i> inside you, filling you from end to end with his length and stretching you to your limits with his magnificent girth. Waves of pleasure reverberate through your body every time his hips collide with your ass.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'You groan in pleasure as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you, plunging the great length of his cock balls deep into you from behind over and over again. He''s so <i>deep</i> that it hurts, but that only makes you even wetter as waves of pleasure reverberate through your body every time his hips collide with your ass.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		'You groan in pleasure as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you, plunging the his gigantic cock balls deep into you from behind over and over again. He <i>stuffs</i> you with dick, so deep that it hurts, but that only makes you even wetter as waves of pleasure reverberate through your body every time his hips collide with your ass.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'You groan in pleasure as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you, plunging the his monstrous cock balls deep into you from behind over and over again. He <i>stuffs</i> you with dick, so deep that it hurts, so thick that you feel ready to tear in half, but that only makes you even wetter as waves of pleasure reverberate through your body every time his hips collide with your ass.'
@@ -1454,23 +1454,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl2.1_desc':
 !!	'With the new and improved pace, you find yourself enjoying it a lot more. Wet slapping noises sound alongside the clapping of your cheeks and you sigh in deep satisfaction, sinking into the feeling.'
 		if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 			'With the new and improved pace, you find yourself enjoying it a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into yours, unceasingly thrusting into you with his tiny dick. Wet slapping noises sound alongside the clapping of your cheeks and you sigh in deep satisfaction.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 			'With the new and improved pace, you find yourself enjoying it a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into yours, unceasingly thrusting into you with his thick chode. Wet slapping noises sound alongside the clapping of your cheeks and you sigh in deep satisfaction.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 			'With the new and improved pace, you find yourself enjoying it a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slapping noises sound alongside the clapping of your cheeks as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> thrusts unceasingly into you with his skinny dick.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 			'With the new and improved pace, you find yourself enjoying it a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slapping noises sound alongside the clapping of your cheeks as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives his cock deep as deep as he can every time.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 			'With the new and improved pace, you find yourself enjoying it a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Loud clapping echoes around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into your ass, accompanied by the sloppy squelching of your pussy getting reamed by his thick shaft.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 			'With the new and improved pace, you find yourself enjoying it a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Loud clapping echoes around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into your ass, accompanied by the sloppy wet squelching of your dripping cunt getting repeatedly impaled by his long shaft.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 			'With the new and improved pace, you find yourself enjoying it a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s dick hammers deep inside you. Loud clapping echoes around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into your ass, the huge size of his cock forcing sloppy wet squelching from your dripping cunt.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 			'With the new and improved pace, you find yourself enjoying it a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s enormous dick stretches you to the limit. Loud clapping echoes around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into your ass, the enormous size of his cock forcing sloppy wet squelching from your dripping cunt.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 			'With the new and improved pace, you find yourself enjoying it a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his dick batters your insides with its exceptional length. Loud clapping echoes around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into your ass, accompanied by the sloppy wet squelching of your dripping cunt getting repeatedly impaled by his lengthy shaft.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 			'With the new and improved pace, you find yourself enjoying it a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his gigantic dick fills you to your absolute limit. Loud clapping echoes around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into your ass, pummelling your insides and forcing sloppy wet squelching from your dripping cunt.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 			'With the new and improved pace, you find yourself enjoying it a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust. His dick fills you completely and then some, forcing your pussy to strain and stretch around his monstrously long and girthy shaft. Loud clapping echoes around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into your ass, pummelling your insides and forcing sloppy wet squelching from your dripping cunt.'
@@ -1478,23 +1478,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl2.1_desc':
 	elseif $sex_ev['pos_speed'] = 'cowgirl3':
 		if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down to a more managable pace and you breathe a sigh of relief. With your pussy no longer feeling like it''s being hammered numb, you start to enjoy this a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into yours, unceasingly thrusting into you with his tiny dick. Wet slapping noises sound alongside the clapping of your cheeks and you sigh in deep satisfaction.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down to a more managable pace and you breathe a sigh of relief. With your pussy no longer feeling like it''s being hammered numb, you start to enjoy this a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into yours, unceasingly thrusting into you with his thick chode. Wet slapping noises sound alongside the clapping of your cheeks and you sigh in deep satisfaction.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down to a more managable pace and you breathe a sigh of relief. With your pussy no longer feeling like it''s being hammered numb, you start to enjoy this a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slapping noises sound alongside the clapping of your cheeks as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> thrusts unceasingly into you with his skinny dick.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down to a more managable pace and you breathe a sigh of relief. With your pussy no longer feeling like it''s being hammered numb, you start to enjoy this a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slapping noises sound alongside the clapping of your cheeks as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives his cock deep as deep as he can every time.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down to a more managable pace and you breathe a sigh of relief. With your pussy no longer feeling like it''s being hammered numb, you start to enjoy this a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Loud clapping echoes around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into your ass, accompanied by the sloppy squelching of your pussy getting reamed by his thick shaft.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down to a more managable pace and you breathe a sigh of relief. With your pussy no longer feeling like it''s being hammered numb, you start to enjoy this a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Loud clapping echoes around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into your ass, accompanied by the sloppy wet squelching of your dripping cunt getting repeatedly impaled by his long shaft.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down to a more managable pace and you breathe a sigh of relief. With your pussy no longer feeling like it''s being hammered numb, you start to enjoy this a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s dick hammers deep inside you. Loud clapping echoes around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into your ass, the huge size of his cock forcing sloppy wet squelching from your dripping cunt.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down to a more managable pace and you breathe a sigh of relief. With your pussy no longer feeling like it''s being hammered numb, you start to enjoy this a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s enormous dick stretches you to the limit. Loud clapping echoes around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into your ass, the enormous size of his cock forcing sloppy wet squelching from your dripping cunt.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down to a more managable pace and you breathe a sigh of relief. With your pussy no longer feeling like it''s being hammered numb, you start to enjoy this a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his dick batters your insides with its exceptional length. Loud clapping echoes around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into your ass, accompanied by the sloppy wet squelching of your dripping cunt getting repeatedly impaled by his lengthy shaft.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down to a more managable pace and you breathe a sigh of relief. With your pussy no longer feeling like it''s being hammered numb, you start to enjoy this a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his gigantic dick fills you to your absolute limit. Loud clapping echoes around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into your ass, pummelling your insides and forcing sloppy wet squelching from your dripping cunt.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down to a more managable pace and you breathe a sigh of relief. With your pussy no longer feeling like it''s being hammered numb, you start to enjoy this a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust. His dick fills you completely and then some, forcing your pussy to strain and stretch around his monstrously long and girthy shaft. Loud clapping echoes around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into your ass, pummelling your insides and forcing sloppy wet squelching from your dripping cunt.'
@@ -1512,23 +1512,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl2.2_moan_desc':
 	end
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'You moan <<$sex_ev[''moan_describe'']>> as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps fucking you. He pounds into you from behind, giving you the strangest satisfaction of pleasure that has very little to do with the tiny dick inside you.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'You moan <<$sex_ev[''moan_describe'']>> as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps fucking you. His thick chode pounds into you from behind, wonderfully stretching your pussy like a good three-finger fucking, but better.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'You moan <<$sex_ev[''moan_describe'']>> as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps fucking you from behind. He pounds your ass, rubbing right up against your g-spot with his skinny dick.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'You moan <<$sex_ev[''moan_describe'']>> as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps fucking you from behind. He pounds your ass, rubbing right up against your g-spot with his dick.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		'You moan <<$sex_ev[''moan_describe'']>> as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps fucking you from behind, pounding you with his <i>thick</i> cock that stretches your walls, squeezing pleasure from your pussy with every thrust.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'You moan <<$sex_ev[''moan_describe'']>> as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps fucking you from behind, pounding you with his long-ass cock that reaches the very depths of your pussy without even trying.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'You moan <<$sex_ev[''moan_describe'']>> as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps fucking you from behind, pounding you with his huge cock that fills you wonderfully and reaches the very depths of your pussy without even trying.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		'You moan <<$sex_ev[''moan_describe'']>> as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps fucking you from behind, pounding you with his enormous cock that penetrates you to the depths of your pussy and stretches your walls, squeezing pleasure from your pussy with every thrust.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'You moan <<$sex_ev[''moan_describe'']>> as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps fucking you from behind with his amazingly lengthy cock, literally pounding pleasure from your cervix with every thrust. Soreness is quickly building up inside you and <i>it feels so good.</i>'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		'You moan <<$sex_ev[''moan_describe'']>> as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps fucking you from behind with his gigantic cock, literally pounding pleasure from your cervix with every thrust. Soreness is quickly building up between your legs and <i>it feels so good.</i>'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'You moan <<$sex_ev[''moan_describe'']>> as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps fucking you from behind with his monstrous cock. It''s stupidly huge, stretching you to breaking with every thrust and literally pounding your cervix with every thrust. Your pussy is so sore and <i>it feels so good.</i>'
@@ -1541,11 +1541,11 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl2.2_dirty_talk':
 	if $sex_ev['dirty_talk'] = 'cock':
 		if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 			'"Ah! <i>Fuck!</i> Yes! Yes! Fuck my pussy with your tiny dick! " you moan loudly. "Don''t stop! You''re so <i>fucking</i> good!"'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 			'"Ah! <i>Fuck!</i> Yes! Yes! Fuck my pussy with your fat chode! " you moan loudly. "Don''t stop! You''re so <i>fucking</i> good!"'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 			'"Ah! <i>Fuck!</i> Yes! Yes! Fuck my pussy with your skinny dick! " you moan loudly. "Don''t stop! You''re so <i>fucking</i> good!"'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 			'"Ah! <i>Fuck!</i> Yes! Yes! Fuck my pussy just like that!" you moan loudly. "Don''t stop! You''re so <i>fucking</i> good!"'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 			if pcs_vag <= 10:
@@ -1555,13 +1555,13 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl2.2_dirty_talk':
 			end
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 			'"Ah! <i>Fuck!</i> Just like that!" you moan loudly. "Ungh~! You''re <i>so</i> deep! Right there! Right there! You''re so <i>fucking</i> good!"'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 			'"Ah! <i>Fuck!</i> Just like that!" you moan loudly. "Fuck my pussy with your huge cock! Ungh~! You''re <i>so</i> deep! You''re so <i>fucking</i> good!"'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 			'"Ah! <i>Fuck!</i> Just like that!" you moan loudly. "Fuck my pussy with your huge cock! Ungh~! You''re <i>so</i> deep! You''re <i>so</i> big! You''re so <i>fucking</i> good!"'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 			'"Ah! <i>Fuck!</i> Just like that!" you moan loudly. "Oh <i>fuck!</i> I feel you in my stomach~! It''s so good!!"'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 			'"Ah! <i>Fuck!</i> Just like that!" you moan loudly. "Oh <i>fuck!</i> You''re <i>so</i> deep! You''re so <i>fucking big</i>! I can feel you in my stomach~! Don''t stop~!"'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 			'"Ungh~! <i>Fuck!</i> Just like that!" you moan loudly. "Fuck me with your monster cock~! Oh <i>fuck!</i> You''re so <i>fucking big</i>! You''re tearing me in half! I can feel you in my stomach~! Don''t stop~! Don''t stop~! Don''t stop~!"'
@@ -1614,23 +1614,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl2.2_sensation_desc':
 !!	'You let out sighs of contentment, focusing on <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s cock inside you, letting the pressure build inside you as he literally pounds pleasure into you.'
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'You let out sighs of contentment, focusing on <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s cock inside you, letting the pressure build inside you as he literally pounds pleasure into you from behind with his tiny dick.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'You let out sighs of contentment, focusing on <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s cock inside you, letting the pressure build inside you as he literally pounds pleasure into you from behind with his thick chode.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'You let out sighs of contentment, focusing on <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s cock inside you, letting the pressure build inside you as he literally pounds pleasure into you from behind with his skinny dick.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'You let out sighs of contentment, focusing on <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s cock filling your pussy, letting the pressure build inside you as he literally pounds pleasure into you from behind with his dick.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		'You let out sighs of contentment, focusing on <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s thick cock stretching the walls of your pussy, letting the pressure build inside you as he literally pounds pleasure into you from behind.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'You let out sighs of contentment, focusing on <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s long cock reaching deep inside your pussy, letting the pressure build inside you as he literally pounds pleasure into you from behind.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'You let out sighs of contentment, focusing on <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s huge cock filling you up and reaching deep inside your pussy, letting the pressure build inside you as he literally pounds pleasure into you from behind.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		'You let out sighs of contentment, focusing on <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s enormous cock that stretches you to your limits and fills you up from base to tip, letting the pressure build inside you as he literally pounds pleasure into you from behind.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'You let out sighs of contentment, focusing on <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s lengthy cock that batters your cervix, a feeling that you sense in your stomach, letting him literally pound pain and pleasure into you from behind.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		'You let out sighs of contentment, focusing on <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s gigantic cock that fills you past your limits as it batters your cervix, a feeling that you sense in your stomach, letting him literally pound pain and pleasure into you from behind.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'You groan wordlessly, unable to have any kind of conscious thought except for the monstrous cock inside you, filling you with pain and pleasure, as it smashes into your cervix and stretches your pussy to the point of breaking.'
@@ -1642,23 +1642,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl3_start_period_desc':
 !!	'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous force and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls. His cock slams into you and you can feel it force the menstrual blood from your uterus, sending it running down your thighs.'
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous strength and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls. His tiny dick slams into you with such power that you can feel it force the menstrual blood from your uterus, sending it running down your thighs.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous strength and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls. His fat chode slams into you with such power that you can feel it force the menstrual blood from your uterus, sending it running down your thighs.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous strength and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls. His skinny dick slams into you with such power that you can feel it force the menstrual blood from your uterus, sending it running down your thighs.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous strength and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls. His dick slams into you with such power that you can feel it force the menstrual blood from your uterus, sending it running down your thighs.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous strength and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls. His thick cock slams into you with such power that you can feel it force the menstrual blood from your uterus, sending it running down your thighs.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous strength and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls. His long cock slams into you with such power that you can feel it force the menstrual blood from your uterus, sending it running down your thighs.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous strength and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls. His huge cock slams into you with such power that you can feel it force the menstrual blood from your uterus, sending it running down your thighs.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous strength and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls. His enormous cock slams into you with such power that your pussy is left no room for the blood leaking from your uterus and streams of blood run down your thighs.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous strength and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls. His lengthy cock is so long that it slams into your cervix, battering the blood from your uterus and streams of blood run down your thighs.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous strength and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls. His gigantic cock is so long that it slams into your cervix, filling you completely and battering the blood from your uterus and streams of blood run down your thighs.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous strength and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls. His monstrous cock is so long that it slams into your cervix, while also being so girthy that it feels like the blood could be coming from your pussy getting torn in half, rather than your period.'
@@ -1670,23 +1670,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl3_start_desc':
 !!	'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous force and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls.'
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> smashes into you with tremendous force fucking you as hard as he can with his tiny dick.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> smashes into you with tremendous force fucking you as hard as he can with his fat chode.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> smashes into you with tremendous force fucking you as hard as he can with his skinny dick.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> smashes into you with tremendous force fucking you as hard as he can with his cock.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> smashes into you with tremendous force fucking you as hard as he can with his thick cock.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> smashes into you with tremendous force fucking you as hard as he can with his long cock.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> smashes into you with tremendous force fucking you as hard as he can with his huge cock.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> smashes into you with tremendous force fucking you as hard as he can with his enormous cock.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> smashes into you with tremendous force fucking you as hard as he can with his lengthy cock.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> smashes into you with tremendous force fucking you as hard as he can with his gigantic cock.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> smashes into you with tremendous force fucking you as hard as he can with his monstrous cock.'
@@ -1706,23 +1706,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl3_enjoy_desc':
 	}
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'Your eyes roll back into your head as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pummels you from behind. Loud slapping echoes off the walls as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> claps your ass over and over again, letting the sheer force make up for his tiny dick.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'Your eyes roll back into your head as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pummels you from behind. Loud slapping echoes off the walls as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> claps your ass over and over again, forcing the girth of his fat chode into you, making it somehow feel longer than it is.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'Your eyes roll back into your head as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pummels you from behind. Loud slapping echoes off the walls as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> claps your ass over and over again, slamming his skinny dick into you.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'Your eyes roll back into your head as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pummels you from behind. Loud slapping echoes off the walls as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> claps your ass over and over again, slamming his cock into you.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		'Your eyes roll back into your head as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pummels you from behind. Loud slapping echoes off the walls as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> claps your ass over and over again, splitting your pussy in half with his thick cock.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'Your eyes roll back into your head as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pummels you from behind. Loud slapping echoes off the walls as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> claps your ass over and over again, slamming every centimeter of his long cock deep inside you.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'Your eyes roll back into your head as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pummels you from behind. Loud slapping echoes off the walls as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> claps your ass over and over again, forcing every centimeter of his huge cock deep inside you.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		'Your eyes roll back into your head as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pummels you from behind. Loud slapping echoes off the walls as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> claps your ass over and over again, splitting your pussy in half and forcing every centimeter of his enormous cock deep inside you.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'Your eyes roll back into your head as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pummels you from behind. Loud slapping echoes off the walls as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> claps your ass over and over again, smashing into your cervix with his lengthy cock on every thrust.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		'Your eyes roll back into your head as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pummels you from behind. Loud slapping echoes off the walls as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> claps your ass over and over again, filling you up and smashing into your cervix with his gigantic cock on every thrust.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'Your eyes roll back into your head as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pummels you from behind. Loud slapping echoes off the walls as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> claps your ass over and over again, splitting your pussy in half and smashing into your cervix with his monster cock on every thrust.'
@@ -1745,23 +1745,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl3_too_rough':
 !!		'You scream as he pulls harder on your hair and you try to pull away, but you''re unable to escape. His cock is like a jackhammer, pounding into your pussy in the worst way, feeling more like he''s punching your cervix than fucking you. It''s agonizing and unpleasant, you feel like you''re going to die.'
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'You scream as he pulls harder on your hair and you try to pull away, but you''re unable to escape. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s tiny dick does nothing for you, but your hips ache from the repeated clapping of your ass and you can even feel your cheeks turning red and sore from the punishment. It''s agonizing and unpleasant, you can''t get any satisfaction out of this at all.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'You scream as he pulls harder on your hair and you try to pull away, but you''re unable to escape. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s fat chode is uncomfortable in its girth, splitting your pussy with painful force and your hips ache from the repeated clapping of your ass. You can even feel your cheeks turning red and sore from the punishment. It''s agonizing and unpleasant, you can''t get any satisfaction out of this at all.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'You scream as he pulls harder on your hair and you try to pull away, but you''re unable to escape. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s skinny dick does nothing for you, but your hips ache from the repeated clapping of your ass and you can even feel your cheeks turning red and sore from the punishment. It''s agonizing and unpleasant, you can''t get any satisfaction out of this at all.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'You scream as he pulls harder on your hair and you try to pull away, but you''re unable to escape. Your hips ache from the repeated clapping of your ass and you can even feel your cheeks turning red and sore from the punishment. It''s agonizing and unpleasant, you can''t get any satisfaction out of this at all.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		'You scream as he pulls harder on your hair and you try to pull away, but you''re unable to escape. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s thick cock is uncomfortable in its girth, splitting your pussy with painful force and your hips ache from the repeated clapping of your ass. You can even feel your cheeks turning red and sore from the punishment. It''s agonizing and unpleasant, you can''t get any satisfaction out of this at all.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'You scream as he pulls harder on your hair and you try to pull away, but you''re unable to escape. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s long cock keeps painfully bumping against your cervix and your hips ache from the repeated clapping of your ass. The thought of a bruised uterus passes through your head as you groan again. It''s agonizing and unpleasant, you can''t get any satisfaction out of this at all.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'You scream as he pulls harder on your hair and you try to pull away, but you''re unable to escape. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s huge cock keeps painfully bumping against your cervix and your hips ache from the repeated clapping of your ass. The thought of a bruised uterus passes through your head as you groan again. It''s agonizing and unpleasant, you can''t get any satisfaction out of this at all.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		'You scream as he pulls harder on your hair and you try to pull away, but you''re unable to escape. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s enormous cock keeps painfully bumping against your cervix, your pussy aches from being stretched to fit its girth, and your ass is sore from being repeatedly clapped with sledgehammer force. The thought of a bruised uterus passes through your head as you groan again. It''s agonizing and unpleasant, you can''t get any satisfaction out of this at all.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'You scream as he pulls harder on your hair and you try to pull away, but you''re unable to escape. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s cock keeps smashing into your cervix, your pussy unable to accomodate its unnatural length, and your hips ache from the repeated clapping of your ass. You''re sure your uterus is going to be bruised tomorrow and you groan again, wondering if it''s possible to be fucked to death.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		'You scream as he pulls harder on your hair and you try to pull away, but you''re unable to escape. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s huge cock keeps smashing into your cervix, your pussy unable to accomodate its unnatural length, and your hips ache from the repeated clapping of your ass. You''re sure your uterus is going to be bruised tomorrow and you groan again, wondering if it''s possible to be fucked to death.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'You scream as he pulls harder on your hair and you try to pull away, but you''re unable to escape. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s monster cock keeps smashing into your cervix, your pussy unable to accomodate its unnatural length, aching from being stretched to fit its girth. Not to mention your ass is already sore from being repeatedly clapped with sledgehammer force. You''re sure your uterus is going to be bruised tomorrow and you groan again, wondering if it''s possible to be fucked to death.'
@@ -1779,10 +1779,10 @@ end
 
 if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl3_slow_down':
 !! '"Could you-! slow down-!" you gasp desperately. He releases your hair, letting you collapse face first onto the bed. "I can''t keep this up..."'
-	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
+	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'"Could you-! Slow down-!" you gasp desperately. He releases your hair, letting you collapse face first onto the bed.'
 		'"You''re too big..." you pant. "I can''t keep going this hard..."'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'"Could you-! Slow down-!" you gasp desperately. He releases your hair, letting you collapse face first onto the bed.'
 		'"You''re way too big..." you groan. "I''m gonna die if you keep going this hard..."'
 	else
@@ -1795,23 +1795,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl3.1_desc':
 !!		'Tears begin to well up in your eyes as you half whimper and half moan in half pain and half pleasure. He keeps a firm hold on your hair and pulls hard with every thrust, hurting in all the <i>best</i> ways.'
 		if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 			'Tears begin to well up in your eyes as you half whimper and half moan in half pain and half pleasure. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps a firm hold on your hair and pulls hard with every thrust, somehow managing to make his tiny dick hurt you in all the <i>best</i> ways.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 			'Tears begin to well up in your eyes as you half whimper and half moan in half pain and half pleasure. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps a firm hold on your hair and pulls hard with every thrust, forcing his fat chode into your pussy to hurt you in all the <i>best</i> ways.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 			'Tears begin to well up in your eyes as you half whimper and half moan in half pain and half pleasure. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps a firm hold on your hair and pulls hard with every thrust, stabbing into you with his skinny dick to hurt you in all the <i>best</i> ways.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 			'Tears begin to well up in your eyes as you half whimper and half moan in half pain and half pleasure. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps a firm hold on your hair and pulls hard with every thrust, hurting in all the <i>best</i> ways.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 			'Tears begin to well up in your eyes as you half whimper and half moan in half pain and half pleasure. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps a firm hold on your hair and pulls hard with every thrust, splitting your pussy with his thick cock and hurting you in all the <i>best</i> ways.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 			'Tears begin to well up in your eyes as you half whimper and half moan in half pain and half pleasure. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps a firm hold on your hair and pulls hard with every thrust, hammering your cervix with his long cock and hurting you in all the <i>best</i> ways.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 			'Tears begin to well up in your eyes as you half whimper and half moan in half pain and half pleasure. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps a firm hold on your hair and pulls hard with every thrust, hammering your cervix with his huge cock and hurting you in all the <i>best</i> ways.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 			'Tears begin to well up in your eyes as you half whimper and half moan in half pain and half pleasure. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps a firm hold on your hair and pulls hard with every thrust, hammering your cervix and threatening to tear your pussy in half with his enormous cock and hurting you in all the <i>best</i> ways.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 			'Tears begin to well up in your eyes as you half whimper and half moan in half pain and half pleasure. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps a firm hold on your hair and pulls hard with every thrust, hammering your cervix with the entire length of his <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm cock and hurting you in all the <i>best</i> ways.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 			'Tears begin to well up in your eyes as you half whimper and half moan in half pain and half pleasure. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps a firm hold on your hair and pulls hard with every thrust, hammering your cervix with his gigantic cock, forcing its entire <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm length inside and hurting you in all the <i>best</i> ways.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 			'Tears begin to well up in your eyes as you half whimper and half moan in half pain and half pleasure. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps a firm hold on your hair and pulls hard with every thrust, forcing in the entire <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm length of his monstrous cock inside you, hammering your cervix and threatening to tear your pussy in half and hurting you in all the <i>best</i> ways.'
@@ -1822,23 +1822,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl3.1_desc':
 !!		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> picks up the pace until he''s pounding you from behind. You throw your hips back in joyous ecstasy, feeling greater and greater pleasure every time his hips slam into you.'
 		if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 			'The bed creaks underneath you and your breasts jiggle violently with every thrust. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips slam against your thighs and his fucking is so violent that even his tiny dick is making you break out in a sweat.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 			'The bed creaks underneath you and your breasts jiggle violently with every thrust. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips slam against your thighs and his fucking is so violent that the fat girth of his chode being force inside you is making you break out in a sweat.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 			'The bed creaks underneath you and your breasts jiggle violently with every thrust. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips slam against your thighs and his fucking is so violent that even his skinny dick is making you break out in a sweat.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 			'The bed creaks underneath you and your breasts jiggle violently with every thrust. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips slam against your thighs and his fucking is so violent that you''re already starting to break out in a sweat.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 			'The bed creaks underneath you and your breasts jiggle violently with every thrust. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips slam against your thighs and you break out in a sweat, his thick cock threatens to tear you in half with every thrust.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 			'The bed creaks underneath you and your breasts jiggle violently with every thrust. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips slam against your thighs and you break out in a sweat, his long cock bashes against your cervix with every thrust.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 			'The bed creaks underneath you and your breasts jiggle violently with every thrust. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips slam against your thighs and you break out in a sweat, his huge cock fills your entire pussy and bashes against your cervix with every thrust.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 			'The bed creaks underneath you and your breasts jiggle violently with every thrust. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips slam against your thighs and you break out in a sweat, his enormous cock batters your cervix, threatening to tear you in half with every thrust.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 			'The bed creaks underneath you and your breasts jiggle violently with every thrust. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips slam against your thighs and you break out in a sweat, his <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm cock bashing against your cervix, trying to force its way past with every thrust.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 			'The bed creaks underneath you and your breasts jiggle violently with every thrust. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips slam against your thighs and you break out in a sweat, his gigantic <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm cock filling you up and bashing against your cervix with its weight, trying to force its way past with every thrust.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 			'The bed creaks underneath you and your breasts jiggle violently with every thrust. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips slam against your thighs and you break out in a sweat, his monstrous <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm cock trying to force its way into your cervix and split you in half with every thrust.'
@@ -1856,23 +1856,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl3.2_moan_desc':
 !!		'You groan in pleasure as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pound you.'
 		if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 			'You pant like a bitch in heat as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pound you with his tiny dick. Sloppy wet squelches combine with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 			'You pant like a bitch in heat as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pound you with his fat chode. Sloppy wet squelches combine with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 			'You pant like a bitch in heat as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pound you with his skinny dick. Sloppy wet squelches combine with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 			'You pant like a bitch in heat as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pound you with his dick. Sloppy wet sounds squelch from your pussy around his cock, combining with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks that fill the room as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 			'You pant like a bitch in heat as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pound you from behind. Sloppy wet sounds squelch from your pussy around his thick cock, combining with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks that fill the room as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 			'You pant like a bitch in heat as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pound you from behind. Sloppy wet sounds squelch from your pussy around the long cock that hammers deep inside you, combining with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks that fill the room as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 			'You pant like a bitch in heat as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pound you from behind. Sloppy wet sounds squelch from your pussy around the huge cock that fills you up and hammers deep inside you, combining with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks that fill the room as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 			'You pant like a bitch in heat as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pound you from behind. Sloppy wet sounds squelch from your pussy around the enormous cock that stretches you to your limits and hammers deep inside you, combining with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks that fill the room as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 			'You pant like a bitch in heat as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pound you from behind. Sloppy wet sounds squelch from your snatch around the lengthy cock that hammers so deep and hard inside your pussy that you can feel it in your stomach. It combines with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks that fill the room as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 			'You pant like a bitch in heat as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pound you from behind. Sloppy wet sounds squelch from your snatch around the gigantic cock that hammers so deep and hard inside your pussy that you can feel it in your stomach. It combines with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks that fill the room as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 			'You pant like a bitch in heat as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pound you from behind. Sloppy wet sounds squelch from your snatch around the monstrous cock that hammers so deep and hard inside your pussy that you can feel it in your stomach and threatens to tear you in half at the same time. It combines with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks that fill the room as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
@@ -1883,23 +1883,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl3.2_moan_desc':
 !!		'You moan loudly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pound you from behind.'
 		if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 			'You groan loudly, barely able to think as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues pounding you with his tiny dick. Sloppy wet squelches combine with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 			'You groan loudly, barely able to think as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues pounding you with his fat chode. Sloppy wet squelches combine with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 			'You groan loudly, barely able to think as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues pounding you with his skinny dick. Sloppy wet squelches combine with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 			'You groan loudly, barely able to think as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues pounding you with his dick. Sloppy wet sounds squelch from your pussy around his cock, combining with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks that fill the room as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 			'You groan loudly, barely able to think as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues pounding you from behind. Sloppy wet sounds squelch from your pussy around his thick cock, combining with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks that fill the room as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 			'You pant like a bitch in heat as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pound you from behind. Sloppy wet sounds squelch from your pussy around the long cock that hammers deep inside you, combining with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks that fill the room as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 			'You groan loudly, barely able to think as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues pounding you from behind. Sloppy wet sounds squelch from your pussy around the huge cock that fills you up and hammers deep inside you, combining with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks that fill the room as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 			'You groan loudly, barely able to think as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues pounding you from behind. Sloppy wet sounds squelch from your pussy around the enormous cock that stretches you to your limits and hammers deep inside you, combining with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks that fill the room as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 			'You groan loudly, barely able to think as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues pounding you from behind. Sloppy wet sounds squelch from your snatch around the lengthy cock that hammers so deep and hard inside your pussy that you can feel it in your stomach. It combines with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks that fill the room as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 			'You groan loudly, barely able to think as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues pounding you from behind. Sloppy wet sounds squelch from your snatch around the gigantic cock that hammers so deep and hard inside your pussy that you can feel it in your stomach. It combines with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks that fill the room as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 			'You groan loudly, barely able to think as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues pounding you from behind. Sloppy wet sounds squelch from your snatch around the monstrous cock that hammers so deep and hard inside your pussy that you can feel it in your stomach and threatens to tear you in half at the same time. It combines with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks that fill the room as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
@@ -1913,11 +1913,11 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl3.2_dirty_talk':
 	if $sex_ev['dirty_talk'] = 'cock':
 		if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 			'"Yes! Fuck! Yes! Just like that!" you scream so hard it hurts. "Clap my fucking ass! Fuck me with your tiny cock!"'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 			'"Yes! Fuck! Yes! Just like that!" you scream so hard it hurts. "Clap my fucking ass! "Fuck me with your fat chode!"'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 			'"Yes! Fuck! Yes! Just like that!" you scream so hard it hurts. "Clap my fucking ass! Fuck me with your skinny dick!"'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 			'"Yes! Fuck! Yes! Just like that!" you scream so hard it hurts. "Clap my fucking ass! Fuck me with your cock!"'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 			if pcs_vag <= 10:
@@ -1927,9 +1927,9 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl3.2_dirty_talk':
 			end
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 			'"OH FUCK!" you scream so hard it hurts. "<i>Fuck!</i> You''re <i>so</i> deep! Don''t stop! Don''t stop! Pound my ass!"'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 			'"OH FUCK!" you scream so hard it hurts. "You''re so big! You''re <i>so</i> big! Don''t stop! Pound my pussy with your big fucking cock!"'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 			if pcs_vag <= 10:
 				'"OH FUCK!" you scream so hard it hurts. "<i>Fuck!</i> You''re <i>so</i> big! You''re gonna tear me in half! Don''t stop! Don''t stop!"'
 			else
@@ -1937,7 +1937,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl3.2_dirty_talk':
 			end
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 			'"OH FUCK!" you scream so hard it hurts. "<i>Fuck!</i> I feel you in my stomach~! <i>Oh my God!</i> Don''t <i>fucking</i> stop!"'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 			'"OH FUCK!" you scream so hard it hurts. "Oh <i>fuck!</i> You''re <i>so</i> deep! You''re so <i>fucking big</i>! I can feel you in my stomach~! Don''t stop~!"'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 			'"OH FUCK!" you scream so hard it hurts. "<i>Fuck!</i> I feel you in my stomach~! Oh <i>fuck!</i> You''re so big! You''re <i>so</i> big! You''re so <i>fucking big</i>! Don''t fucking stop! Tear me in half with your monster cock!"'
@@ -1998,23 +1998,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'cowgirl3.2_sensation_desc':
 !! 'He keeps fucking you hard.'
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'You pant heavily as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you from behind. Your eyes roll back in your head and all you can do is gasp for breath and lose yourself in the feeling of his tiny dick violently violating your pussy.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'You pant heavily as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you from behind. Your eyes roll back in your head and all you can do is gasp for breath and lose yourself in the feeling of his fat chode violently violating your pussy.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'You pant heavily as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you from behind. Your eyes roll back in your head and all you can do is gasp for breath and lose yourself in the feeling of his skinny dick violently violating your pussy.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'Youpant heavily as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you from behind. Your eyes roll back in your head and all you can do is gasp for breath and lose yourself in the feeling of his dick violently violating your pussy.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		'You pant heavily as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you from behind. Your eyes roll back in your head and all you can do is gasp for breath and lose yourself in the feeling of his thick cock violently stretching out your pussy.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'You pant heavily as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you from behind. Your eyes roll back in your head and all you can do is gasp for breath and lose yourself in the feeling of his long cock repeatedly knocking on your cervix as it violently penetrates you over and over again.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'You pant heavily as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you from behind. Your eyes roll back in your head and all you can do is gasp for breath and lose yourself in the sensation of the huge cock inside you repeatedly knocking on your cervix as it violently violates your pussy.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		'You pant heavily as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you from behind. Your eyes roll back in your head and all you can do is gasp for breath and lose yourself in the feeling of his enormous cock knock against your cervix while it threatens to tear you in half.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'You pant heavily as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you from behind. Your eyes roll back in your head and all you can do is gasp for breath and lose yourself in the feeling of his insanely long cock smash into your cervix over and over and over again in the most blissful agony you''ve ever experienced.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		'You pant heavily as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you from behind. Your eyes roll back in your head and all you can do is gasp for breath and lose yourself in the feeling of his gigantic cock fill your pussy, smashing into your cervix over and over and over again in the most blissful agony you''ve ever experienced.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'You pant heavily as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you from behind. Your eyes roll back in your head and all you can do is gasp for breath and lose yourself in the feeling of his monstrous cock smashing into your cervix, threatening to tear you in half in the most blissful agony you''ve ever experienced.'

locations/sex_ev_doggy.qsrc

@@ -138,7 +138,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy_insert_slow':
 			gs'arousal', 'vaginal', 1, 'no_orgasm_msg', $sex_ev['prostitution_flag']
 			if pcs_horny > 80: gs'arousal', 'vaginal', -10, 'no_orgasm_msg', $sex_ev['prostitution_flag']
 			
-		!!	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
+		!!	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		!!		gs 'pain', 3, 'vaginal', 'stretch'
 		!!	end
 			
@@ -151,23 +151,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy_insert_slow':
 				'Not that he needed to be careful. His hips come flush with your ass and you still feel plenty of wiggle room inside you. He might as well have put his finger in...'
 			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 				'He pushes through your lips and you feel his cock fill the entrance to your snatch before stopping short as his hips collide with your ass...'
-			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 				'He passes between your lips and you feel his cock <i>stretching</i> you out as he pushes in, before stopping short as his hips collide with your ass...'
 			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 				'He slips in between your lips, comfortably sliding his cock all the way in before stopping just shy of your cervix, though it isn''t a very tight fit...'
-			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 				'He pushes through your lips and fills you with perfectly average length and girth...'
 			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 				'You immediately feel your pussy <i>stretch</i> out as he pushes in, your walls straining to accomodate his thick girth...'
 			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 				'He slips in between your lips, comfortably sliding all the way in before abruptly colliding with your cervix. His length barely manages to fit inside you, though it isn''t a very tight fit width-wise...'
-			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 				'He pushes through your lips, filling you with cock before it abruptly collides with your cervix. His full length seems to barely fit inside you...'
-			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 				'You immediately feel your pussy <i>stretch</i> out as he pushes in, your walls straining to accomodate his thick girth. Even as they struggle with his width, his length quickly makes its presence known as well when his cock abruptly collides with your cervix. It seems to barely fits inside you...'
 			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 				'He slips in between your lips, comfortably sliding all the way in before abruptly colliding with your cervix. Just from the way it pokes your innards, you can tell he hasn''t even managed to get his full length inside you. Although it isn''t a very tight fit width-wise...'
-			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 				'He pushes through your lips, filling you with cock before it abruptly collides with your cervix. Just from the way it pokes your innards, you can tell he hasn''t even managed to get his full length inside you...'
 			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 				'You immediately feel your pussy <i>stretch</i> out as he pushes in, your walls straining to accomodate his thick girth. Even as they struggle with his width, his length quickly makes its presence known as well when his cock abruptly collides with your cervix. Just from the way it pokes your innards, you can tell he hasn''t even managed to get his full length inside you...'
@@ -195,7 +195,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy_insert_slow':
 					gs'sex_ev_doggy', 'doggy_goto2'
 				end
 				
-				if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
+				if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 					act'He''s big!':
 						cla
 						if npc_fuck_times[$boy] = 0:
@@ -225,7 +225,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy_insert_slow':
 					gs'sex_ev_doggy', 'doggy_goto'
 				end
 				
-				if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
+				if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 					act'Groan':
 						cla & *nl
 						'You let out a painful groan as your insides <i>ache</i> as if you had been punched in the gut. Which in some ways, you have been...'
@@ -236,7 +236,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy_insert_slow':
 						cla
 						if npc_fuck_times[$boy] = 0:
 							if sex_ev['fuck_count'] = 0:
-								if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
+								if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 									'"Oh <i>fuck!</i>" you groan, squirming as your pussy is already beginning to ache. "It''s like a fucking <i>baseball bat</i> inside me!"'
 								else
 									'"Oh <i>fuck!</i> That''s big!" you groan, squirming as your pussy is already beginning to ache.'
@@ -310,7 +310,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy_insert_orgasm':
 				gs'sex_ev_doggy', 'doggy_goto'
 			end
 			
-			if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+			if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 				'Muscles tighten. Heat blossoms. You gasp aloud. Electric tingles race across your body from your toes to the tips of your nipples as your arms give out underneath you and you convulse in orgasm. You groan a wordless cry of ecstasy.'
 			else
 				'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s cock <i>fills</i> you to the brim and you gasp aloud as it starts. Muscles tighten. Heat blossoms. Electric tingles race across your body from your toes to the tips of your nipples as your arms give out underneath you and you convulse in orgasm. You groan a wordless cry of ecstasy.'
@@ -401,7 +401,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy_pain1':
 		gs 'sex_ev_doggy', 'doggy_pain2'
 	end
 	
-	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
+	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		act'Dick is too big':
 			cla & *nl
 			sex_ev['dick_too_big'] = 1
@@ -1248,11 +1248,11 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy1_start_period_desc':
 !!	'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you slowly but steadily. His cock is coated in the period, red liquid streaming out of your pussy with every thrust. But it doesn''t stop him from continuing to drive balls deep inside you every time.'
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you slowly but steadily. His dick is wet with your period, red liquid streaming out of your pussy with every thrust. But it doesn''t stop him from continuing to drive balls deep with his tiny dick every time.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you slowly but steadily. His shaft is wet with your period, red liquid streaming out of your pussy with every thrust. But it doesn''t stop him from continuing to drive balls deep with his fat chode every time.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you slowly but steadily. His shaft is wet with your period, red liquid streaming out of your pussy with every thrust. But it doesn''t stop him from continuing to drive balls deep with his skinny dick every time.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you slowly but steadily. His shaft is wet with your period, red liquid streaming out of your pussy with every thrust. But it doesn''t stop him from continuing to drive balls deep with his dick every time.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		if pcs_vag <= 10:
@@ -1262,13 +1262,13 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy1_start_period_desc':
 		end
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you slowly but steadily. His shaft is wet with your period, making it easier for his long cock to reach all the way inside you to kiss your cervix with its tip. The red liquid streams from your pussy and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives balls deep with every thrust.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		if pcs_vag <= 10:
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you slowly but steadily. His shaft is wet with your period, making it easier for his huge cock to ease into your tight snatch and reach all the way inside you to kiss your cervix with its tip. The red liquid streams from your pussy and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives balls deep with every thrust.'
 		else
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you slowly but steadily. His shaft is wet with your period, paving the way for him to fill you with his huge cock, penetrating deep inside you to kiss your cervix with its tip. The red liquid streams from your pussy and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives balls deep with every thrust.'
 		end
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		if pcs_vag <= 15:
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you slowly but steadily. His thick shaft is wet with your period, making it possible for his enormous cock to fit its girth into your tight snatch and reach all the way inside you to kiss your cervix with its tip. The red liquid streams from your pussy and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives balls deep, straining against your walls, with every thrust.'
 		else
@@ -1280,7 +1280,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy1_start_period_desc':
 		else
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you slowly but steadily. His shaft is wet with your period, allowing him to slide his entire <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm cock into your tight snatch. The red liquid streams from your pussy and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives balls deep, pressing hard against your cervix, with every thrust.'
 		end
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		if pcs_vag <= 15:
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you slowly but steadily. His shaft is wet with your period, making it possible for him to somehow fit his gigantic <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm cock into your tight snatch. The red liquid streams from your pussy and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives balls deep, pressing hard against your cervix, with every thrust.'
 		else
@@ -1302,11 +1302,11 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy1_start_desc':
 !!	'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you slowly but steadily, drawing his cock all the way out and driving it balls deep inside you each time.'
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you slowly but steadily, each time methodically drawing himself all the way out before driving his tiny dick balls deep inside you.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you slowly but steadily, each time methodically drawing himself all the way out before driving his fat chode balls deep inside you.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you slowly but steadily, each time methodically drawing himself all the way out before driving his skinny dick balls deep inside you.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you slowly but steadily, each time methodically drawing himself all the way out before driving his dick balls deep inside you.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		if pcs_vag <= 10:
@@ -1316,9 +1316,9 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy1_start_desc':
 		end
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you slowly but steadily, each time methodically drawing himself all the way out before driving his long dick back in, barely able to fit its generous length inside you'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you slowly but steadily, each time methodically drawing himself all the way out just long enough for your pussy to feel the absence of his huge cock before driving back in to fill you up, barely able to fit its entirety inside you.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		if pcs_vag <= 15:
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you slowly but steadily, each time methodically drawing himself all the way out before splitting your tight pussy again, barely able to fit the entirety of his enormous cock inside you.'
 		else
@@ -1326,7 +1326,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy1_start_desc':
 		end
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you slowly but steadily, each time methodically drawing himself all the way out before plunging back in, forcing as much of his <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm cock as he can fit inside you, and still leaving shaft to spare.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		if pcs_vag <= 20:
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you slowly but steadily, each time methodically drawing himself all the way out before plunging back in, stretching your tight pussy to the limits as he''s unable to fit the entire length of his gigantic cock inside you.'
 		else
@@ -1347,11 +1347,11 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy1_enjoy_desc':
 !! 'You moan as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> takes you from behind, his cock thrusting inside you. There''s something about doggy style, a <i>depth</i> that you don''t get in any other position. He''s so deep inside you and you love feeling him draw all the way out before filling you all the way up again with every motion.'
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'You moan as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> takes you from behind, his dick thrusting inside you. There''s something about doggy style, a <i>depth</i> that you don''t get in any other position, even with a dick as small as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'You moan as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> takes you from behind, his dick thrusting inside you. There''s something about doggy style, a <i>depth</i> that you don''t get in any other position. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> doesn''t have much length to him, but doggy style more than makes up for that as he plunges his fat chode into you again and again.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'You moan as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> takes you from behind, his skinny dick thrusting inside you. There''s something about doggy style, a <i>depth</i> that you don''t get in any other position. He''s so deep inside you and you love feeling him draw all the way out before filling you all the way up again with every motion.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'You moan as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> takes you from behind, his dick thrusting inside you. There''s something about doggy style, a <i>depth</i> that you don''t get in any other position. He''s so deep inside you and you love feeling him draw all the way out before filling you all the way up again with every motion.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		if pcs_vag <= 10:
@@ -1361,13 +1361,13 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy1_enjoy_desc':
 		end
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'You moan as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> takes you from behind, his cock thrusting inside you. There''s something about doggy style, a <i>depth</i> that you don''t get in any other position. Plus with a nice long cock like <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s, it goes deep inside you, gently bumping against your cervix in the most delightfully painful way.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'You moan as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> takes you from behind, his cock thrusting inside you. There''s something about doggy style, a <i>depth</i> that you don''t get in any other position. Plus, <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s cock is huge. Not only does it fill you completely but it''s long enough to reach all the way to your cervix, sending shocks of blissful soreness through your uterus.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		'You moan as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> takes you from behind, his cock thrusting inside you. There''s something about doggy style, a <i>depth</i> that you don''t get in any other position. Plus, <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s cock is <i>enormous</i>. Your pussy struggles to accomodate its massive girth and its length reaches all the way to your cervix, sending shocks of blissful soreness through your uterus.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'You moan as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> takes you from behind, his cock thrusting inside you. There''s something about doggy style, a <i>depth</i> that you don''t get in any other position. And with a dick as long as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s, it reaches the deepest part of you, .'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		if pcs_vag <= 25:
 			'You groan beneath <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>, getting wetter with every thrust. His gigantic cock fills you to the brim and then some, pummelling your insides with his sheer size in the most pleasurably painful way possible.'
 		else
@@ -1386,11 +1386,11 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy1.1_desc':
 !!	'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down, pulling out of you until only his tip is still inside of you before smoothly pushing himself back in, filling you to your deepest depths.'
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down, fucking you more gently, pulling out of you until only the tip of his tiny dick is still inside of you before smoothly pushing himself back into your pussy, pressing his hips against your ass.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down, fucking you more gently, pulling out of you until only his tip is still inside of you before smoothly pushing his thick chode back into your pussy, pressing his hips against your ass.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down, fucking you more gently, pulling out of you until only his tip is still inside of you before smoothly pushing his skinny dick back into your pussy, pressing his hips against your ass.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down, fucking you more gently, pulling out of you until only his tip is still inside of you before smoothly pushing his dick back into your pussy, pressing his hips against your ass.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		if pcs_vag <= 10:
@@ -1400,9 +1400,9 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy1.1_desc':
 		end
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down, fucking you more gently, pulling out of you until only his tip is still inside of you before smoothly pushing his dick back into your pussy, filling you from end to end with his long shaft.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down, fucking you more gently, pulling out of you until only his tip is still inside of you before smoothly pushing his dick back into your pussy, eliciting mews of pleasure as his huge shaft <i>fills</i> you from end to end.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		if pcs_vag <= 15:
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down, fucking you more gently, pulling out of you until only his tip is still inside of you before smoothly pushing his dick back into you, eliciting groans of pleasure as the length and girth of his enormous shaft <i>fills</i> you up, stretching your tight pussy in every conceivable manner.'
 		else
@@ -1410,7 +1410,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy1.1_desc':
 		end
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down, fucking you more gently, pulling out of you until only his tip is still inside of you before smoothly pushing his dick back into you. His manhood is so insanely long that the time between those two moments is measured in seconds and goosebumps wash over your skin as you feel each centimeter of his magnificent length slide in until he bumps against your cervix.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down, fucking you more gently, pulling out of you until only his tip is still inside of you before smoothly pushing his dick back into you. His manhood is so insanely long that the time between those two moments is measured in seconds and goosebumps wash over your skin as you feel each centimeter of his gigantic cock slide in until he bumps against your cervix and you feel full of dick.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down, fucking you more gently, pulling out of you until only his tip is still inside of you before smoothly pushing his dick back into you. His manhood is so insanely huge that the time between those two moments is measured in seconds and goosebumps wash over your skin as you feel each centimeter of his monstrous cock slide in, forcing your walls to stretch to accomodate it, until he bumps against your cervix and you feel <i>stuffed</i> with dick.'
@@ -1424,11 +1424,11 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy1.2_moan_desc':
 		*nl
 		if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 			'You mew softly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to fuck you. Slowly. Gently. His tiny dick driving as deep as it can inside you, finding the hidden secrets of your pussy that make you wetter and wetter with every thrust.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 			'You mew softly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to fuck you. Slowly. Gently. His fat chode driving as deep as it can inside you, forcing you to feel his girth, making you wetter and wetter with every thrust.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 			'You mew softly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to fuck you. Slowly. Gently. His skinny dick driving as deep as it can inside you, finding the hidden secrets of your pussy that make you wetter and wetter with every thrust.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 			'You mew softly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to fuck you. Slowly. Gently. His cock driving deep inside you, <i>filling</i> you, making you wetter and wetter with every thrust.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 			if pcs_vag <= 10:
@@ -1438,9 +1438,9 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy1.2_moan_desc':
 			end
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 			'You mew softly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to fuck you. Slowly. Gently. His long cock driving deep inside you until it''s plunged to the hilt, its presence felt even in the deepest parts of your pussy, making you wetter and wetter with every thrust.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 			'You mew softly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to fuck you. Slowly. Gently. His huge cock driving deep inside you until it''s plunged to the hilt, its presence felt even in the deepest parts of your pussy, <i>filling</i> you, making you wetter and wetter with every thrust.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 			if pcs_vag <= 15:
 				'Tiny mews escape your lips as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to fuck you with his enormous cock. Slowly. Gently. He drives it deep inside you until it''s plunged to the hilt, making its presence felt in the deepest parts of your tight pussy even as it <i>stretches</i> you to accomodate its exceptional girth. But you love it, becoming wetter and wetter with every thrust.'
 			else
@@ -1448,7 +1448,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy1.2_moan_desc':
 			end
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 			'You mew softly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to fuck you with his exceptionally lengthy cock. Slowly. Gently. He drives it deep inside you until it''s plunged to the hilt, forcing groans from your lips as it knocks against your cervix. It hurts, but it''s a good hurt, like a gentle hammering, and the pain just makes you wetter and wetter with every thrust.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 			'You groan softly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to fuck you with his gigantic cock. Slowly. Gently. He drives it deep inside you, <i>filling</i> you until it''s plunged to the hilt, forcing groans from your lips as it knocks against your cervix. It hurts, but it''s a good hurt, like a gentle hammering, and you get wetter and wetter with every thrust.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 			'You mew softly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to fuck you with his gigantic cock. Slowly. Gently. He drives it deep inside you until it''s plunged to the hilt, forcing whimpers from your lips as it knocks against your cervix with its insane length and threatens to tear you in half with its absurd girth. It hurts, but it''s a good hurt, like a gentle hammering, and you get wetter and wetter with every thrust.'
@@ -1458,11 +1458,11 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy1.2_moan_desc':
 		*nl
 		if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 			'You moan loudly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to fuck you. Slowly. Gently. His tiny dick driving as deep as it can inside you, finding the hidden secrets of your pussy that make you wetter and wetter with every thrust.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 			'You moan loudly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to fuck you. Slowly. Gently. His fat chode driving as deep as it can inside you, forcing you to feel his girth, making you wetter and wetter with every thrust.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 			'You moan loudly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to fuck you. Slowly. Gently. His skinny dick driving as deep as it can inside you, finding the hidden secrets of your pussy that make you wetter and wetter with every thrust.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 			'You moan loudly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to fuck you. Slowly. Gently. His cock driving deep inside you, <i>filling</i> you, making you wetter and wetter with every thrust.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 			if pcs_vag <= 10:
@@ -1472,9 +1472,9 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy1.2_moan_desc':
 			end
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 			'You moan loudly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to fuck you. Slowly. Gently. His long cock driving deep inside you until it''s plunged to the hilt, its presence felt even in the deepest parts of your pussy, making you wetter and wetter with every thrust.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 			'You moan loudly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to fuck you. Slowly. Gently. His huge cock driving deep inside you until it''s plunged to the hilt, its presence felt even in the deepest parts of your pussy, <i>filling</i> you, making you wetter and wetter with every thrust.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 			if pcs_vag <= 15:
 				'Loud groans escape your lips as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to fuck you with his enormous cock. Slowly. Gently. He drives it deep inside you until it''s plunged to the hilt, making its presence felt in the deepest parts of your tight pussy even as it <i>stretches</i> you to accomodate its exceptional girth. But you love it, becoming wetter and wetter with every thrust.'
 			else
@@ -1482,7 +1482,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy1.2_moan_desc':
 			end
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 			'You moan loudly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to fuck you with his exceptionally lengthy cock. Slowly. Gently. He drives it deep inside you until it''s plunged to the hilt, forcing groans from your lips as it knocks against your cervix. It hurts, but it''s a good hurt, like a gentle hammering, and the pain just makes you wetter and wetter with every thrust.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 			'You groan loudly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to fuck you with his gigantic cock. Slowly. Gently. He drives it deep inside you, <i>filling</i> you until it''s plunged to the hilt, forcing whimpers from your lips as it knocks against your cervix. It hurts, but it''s a good hurt, like a gentle hammering, and you get wetter and wetter with every thrust.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 			'You moan loudly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to fuck you with his gigantic cock. Slowly. Gently. He drives it deep inside you until it''s plunged to the hilt, forcing whimpers from your lips as it knocks against your cervix with its insane length and threatens to tear you in half with its absurd girth. It hurts, but it''s a good hurt, and you get wetter and wetter with every thrust.'
@@ -1495,11 +1495,11 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy1.2_dirty_talk':
 	if $sex_ev['dirty_talk'] = 'cock':
 		if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 			'"Ah~! Yes~! Just like that~!" you moan, your voice a hoarse with arousal as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> does an amazing job fucking you with his tiny cock. "You''re so good! Right there~! Right there!"'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 			'"Ah~! Yes~! Just like that~!" you moan, your voice a hoarse with arousal as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> does an amazing job fucking you with his stubby cock. "Fuck me with your fat chode!"'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 			'"Ah~! Yes~! Just like that~!" you moan, your voice a hoarse with arousal as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> does an amazing job fucking you with his skinny dick. "You''re so good! Right there! Right there~!"'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 			'"Ah~! Yes~! Just like that~!" you moan, your voice a hoarse with arousal. "You''re amazing! I''m <i>so</i> wet..."'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 			if pcs_vag <= 10:
@@ -1509,13 +1509,13 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy1.2_dirty_talk':
 			end
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 			'"Ungh~!" you groan, your voice a hoarse with arousal. "You''re so deep! Nngh~! Right there! Right there~!"'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 			'"Ungh~!" you groan, your voice a hoarse with arousal. "You''re so <i>big</i>! Nngh~! Right there! Right there~!"'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 			'"Ungh~!" you groan, your voice a hoarse with arousal. "You''re so <i>fucking big</i>! Don''t stop!"'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 			'"Ungh~!" you groan, your voice a hoarse with arousal. "Oh <i>fuck!</i> I feel you in my stomach~!"'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 			'"Ungh~! <i>Fuck!</i>" you groan, your voice a hoarse with arousal. "Oh <i>fuck!</i> You''re so <i>fucking big</i>! You''re stretching me out~! I can feel you in my stomach~!"'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 			'"Ungh~! <i>Fuck!</i>" you groan, your voice a hoarse with arousal. "Oh <i>fuck!</i> You''re so <i>fucking big</i>! You''re tearing me in half! Don''t stop~!"'
@@ -1567,23 +1567,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy1.2_sensation_desc':
 !!	'It''s <i>so</i> deep, filling you up better than in any other position, scratching an itch that normally can''t be reached. You can feel your wetness spreading, running down your thighs, heat radiating from your sex and from his. You breathe deeply as you sink further and further into the feelings of your own arousal.'
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'The angle is <i>perfect</i>, and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> is rubbing right against your g-spot with his tiny dick. You can feel your wetness spreading, running down your thighs, heat radiating from your sex and from his. You pant softly as you sink further and further into the feelings of your own arousal.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'The angle is <i>perfect</i>, and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> is stretching your lips out just right while the tip of his fat chode rubs right against your g-spot. You can feel your wetness spreading, running down your thighs, heat radiating from your sex and from his. You pant softly as you sink further and further into the feelings of your own arousal.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'The angle is <i>perfect</i>, and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> is rubbing right against your g-spot with his skinny dick. You can feel your wetness spreading, running down your thighs, heat radiating from your sex and from his. You pant softly as you sink further and further into the feelings of your own arousal.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'The angle is <i>perfect</i>, and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fills you up just right with his dick, reaching deep inside you with his dick. You can feel your wetness spreading, running down your thighs, heat radiating from your sex and from his. You pant softly as you sink further and further into the feelings of your own arousal.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		'The angle is <i>perfect</i>, and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fills you up to the brim with his thick cock, stretching your walls and reaching deep inside you. You can feel your wetness spreading, running down your thighs, heat radiating from your sex and from his. You pant softly as you sink further and further into the feelings of your own arousal.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'The angle is <i>perfect</i>, and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> rubs against your g-spot with every thrust of his lengthy manhood, reaching depths inside you rarely found by cocks of shorter length. You can feel your wetness spreading, running down your thighs, heat radiating from your sex and from his. You pant softly as you sink further and further into the feelings of your own arousal.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'The angle is <i>perfect</i>, and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> filling you completely with his huge manhood and reaching depths inside you rarely found by cocks of shorter length. You can feel your wetness spreading, running down your thighs, heat radiating from your sex and from his. You pant softly as you sink further and further into the feelings of your own arousal.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		'The angle is <i>perfect</i>, and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> stuffs you to your limits with his enormous cock. Both his length and girth are exceptional and you can feel it straining inside your pussy, stretching you in every way. Your wetness spreads, running down your thighs. Heat radiates from your sex and from his. You pant softly as you sink further and further into the feelings of your own arousal.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'The angle is <i>perfect</i>, and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> bumps into your cervix with every thrust of his ridiculously long cock. Collisions turn into soreness, soreness turns into satisfaction, you can feel him in your stomach. <i>And its so good</i>. Wetness spreads, running down your thighs. Heat radiates from your sex and from his. You pant softly as you sink further and further into the feelings of your own arousal.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		'The angle is <i>perfect</i>, and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fills your pussy up and then some, bumping into your cervix with every thrust of his gigantic cock. Collisions turn into soreness, soreness turns into satisfaction, you can feel him in your stomach. <i>And its so good</i>. Wetness spreads, running down your thighs. Heat radiates from your sex and from his. You pant softly as you sink further and further into the feelings of your own arousal.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'The angle is <i>perfect</i>, and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fills your pussy up and then some, bumping into your cervix and threatening to tear you in half with every thrust of his monstrous cock. Your pussy feels stretched to its limits and your cervix feels like it''s being gently punched by a baseball bat. <i>And it feels so good</i>. Your wetness spreads, running down your thighs. Heat radiates from your sex and from his. You pant softly as you sink further and further into the feelings of your own arousal.'
@@ -1594,23 +1594,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy2_start_period_desc':
 !!	'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. His cock is coated in the period, red liquid streaming out of your pussy with every thrust. But it doesn''t stop him from continuing to drive balls deep inside you every time.'
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with your ass, the sloppy sounds of your period leaking around his tiny dick.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with your ass, the sloppy sounds of your period squelching around his thick chode.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with your ass, the sloppy sounds of your period leaking from your pussy around his skinny dick.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with your ass and his cock plunges into your pussy, a little wetter sounding than usual on account of your period.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with your ass, the sloppy squelching sounds of your period being forced from your pussy by his thick shaft.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his long dick hammers deep inside you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with your ass, the sloppy sounds of your period squelching around his long shaft.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his dick hammers deep inside you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with your ass, the huge size of his cock forcing squelches from your bleeding cunt.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his dick fills you to the brim. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with your ass, his enormous cock leaving room for nothing else, forcing the blood from your menstruating snatch.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his dick batters your insides with its exceptional length. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with your ass, the sloppy sounds of your period squelching around his lengthy shaft.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his dick fills you to the brim. Sloppy wet slaps echo around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> batters your bleeding pussy with his gigantic cock.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust. His dick fills you completely and then some, forcing your pussy to strain and stretch around his long, girthy shaft. Sloppy wet slaps echo around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> repeatedly batters your bleeding pussy with his monstrous cock.'
@@ -1621,23 +1621,23 @@ end
 if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy2_start_desc':
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with your ass, unceasingly thrusting into you with his tiny dick.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with your ass, unceasingly thrusting into you with his thick chode.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with your ass, unceasingly thrusting into you with his skinny dick.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room with every thrust and he drives his cock deep as deep as he can every time.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with your ass, the sloppy squelching sounds of your pussy fucked by his thick shaft.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his long dick hammers deep inside you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with your ass, the sloppy sounds of your pussy squelching around his long shaft.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his dick hammers deep inside you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with your ass, the huge size of his cock forcing squelches from your cunt.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his enormous dick fills you to the brim. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with your ass, forcing loud squelches from your snatch with his long girthy cock.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his dick batters your insides with its exceptional length. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with your ass, the sloppy sounds of your pussy squelching around his lengthy shaft.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his gigantic dick fills you to the brim. Sloppy wet slaps echo around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> batters your pussy with his long hard cock.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust. His dick fills you completely and then some, forcing your pussy to strain and stretch around his long, girthy shaft. Sloppy wet slaps echo around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> repeatedly batters your pussy with his monstrous cock.'
@@ -1649,23 +1649,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy2_enjoy_desc':
 !!	'You moan softly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> takes you from behind, his cock thrusting inside you. His hips clap against your ass with every thrust, sending Waves of pleasure through your whole body and you let yourself sink into the feeling.'
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'You groan in pleasure as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you, his tiny dick wiggling around inside you but more than made up for by his enthusiasm. Waves of pleasure reverberate through your body every time his hips collide with your ass.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'You groan in pleasure as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you, his thick chode stretching the opening of your pussy with his balls deep thrusts. Waves of pleasure reverberate through your body every time his hips collide with your ass.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'You groan in pleasure as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you, his skinny dick slipping in and out of you with speed. Waves of pleasure reverberate through your body every time his hips collide with your ass.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'You groan in pleasure as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you, thrusting his dick balls deep into you from behind over and over again. Waves of pleasure reverberate through your body every time his hips collide with your ass.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		'You groan in pleasure as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you, plunging his thick cock balls deep into you from behind over and over again. Your pussy stretches with every thrust and waves of pleasure reverberate through your body every time his hips collide with your ass.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'You groan in pleasure as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you, plunging his lengthy cock balls deep into you from behind over and over again. He''s so <i>deep</i> inside you and waves of pleasure reverberate through your body every time his hips collide with your ass.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'You groan in pleasure as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you, plunging his huge cock balls deep into you from behind over and over again. He''s so <i>deep</i> inside you, filling you from end to end with cock, and waves of pleasure reverberate through your body every time his hips collide with your ass.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		'You groan in pleasure as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you, plunging his huge cock balls deep into you from behind over and over again. He''s so <i>deep</i>, so <i>big</i> inside you, filling you from end to end with his length and stretching you to your limits with his magnificent girth. Waves of pleasure reverberate through your body every time his hips collide with your ass.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'You groan in pleasure as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you, plunging the great length of his cock balls deep into you from behind over and over again. He''s so <i>deep</i> that it hurts, but that only makes you even wetter as waves of pleasure reverberate through your body every time his hips collide with your ass.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		'You groan in pleasure as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you, plunging the his gigantic cock balls deep into you from behind over and over again. He <i>stuffs</i> you with dick, so deep that it hurts, but that only makes you even wetter as waves of pleasure reverberate through your body every time his hips collide with your ass.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'You groan in pleasure as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you, plunging the his monstrous cock balls deep into you from behind over and over again. He <i>stuffs</i> you with dick, so deep that it hurts, so thick that you feel ready to tear in half, but that only makes you even wetter as waves of pleasure reverberate through your body every time his hips collide with your ass.'
@@ -1677,23 +1677,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy2.1_desc':
 !!	'With the new and improved pace, you find yourself enjoying it a lot more. Wet slapping noises sound alongside the clapping of your cheeks and you sigh in deep satisfaction, sinking into the feeling.'
 		if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 			'With the new and improved pace, you find yourself enjoying it a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into yours, unceasingly thrusting into you with his tiny dick. Wet slapping noises sound alongside the clapping of your cheeks and you sigh in deep satisfaction.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 			'With the new and improved pace, you find yourself enjoying it a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into yours, unceasingly thrusting into you with his thick chode. Wet slapping noises sound alongside the clapping of your cheeks and you sigh in deep satisfaction.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 			'With the new and improved pace, you find yourself enjoying it a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slapping noises sound alongside the clapping of your cheeks as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> thrusts unceasingly into you with his skinny dick.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 			'With the new and improved pace, you find yourself enjoying it a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slapping noises sound alongside the clapping of your cheeks as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives his cock deep as deep as he can every time.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 			'With the new and improved pace, you find yourself enjoying it a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Loud clapping echoes around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into your ass, accompanied by the sloppy squelching of your pussy getting reamed by his thick shaft.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 			'With the new and improved pace, you find yourself enjoying it a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Loud clapping echoes around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into your ass, accompanied by the sloppy wet squelching of your dripping cunt getting repeatedly impaled by his long shaft.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 			'With the new and improved pace, you find yourself enjoying it a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s dick hammers deep inside you. Loud clapping echoes around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into your ass, the huge size of his cock forcing sloppy wet squelching from your dripping cunt.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 			'With the new and improved pace, you find yourself enjoying it a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s enormous dick stretches you to the limit. Loud clapping echoes around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into your ass, the enormous size of his cock forcing sloppy wet squelching from your dripping cunt.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 			'With the new and improved pace, you find yourself enjoying it a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his dick batters your insides with its exceptional length. Loud clapping echoes around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into your ass, accompanied by the sloppy wet squelching of your dripping cunt getting repeatedly impaled by his lengthy shaft.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 			'With the new and improved pace, you find yourself enjoying it a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his gigantic dick fills you to your absolute limit. Loud clapping echoes around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into your ass, pummelling your insides and forcing sloppy wet squelching from your dripping cunt.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 			'With the new and improved pace, you find yourself enjoying it a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust. His dick fills you completely and then some, forcing your pussy to strain and stretch around his monstrously long and girthy shaft. Loud clapping echoes around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into your ass, pummelling your insides and forcing sloppy wet squelching from your dripping cunt.'
@@ -1701,23 +1701,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy2.1_desc':
 	elseif $sex_ev['pos_speed'] = 'doggy3':
 		if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down to a more managable pace and you breathe a sigh of relief. With your pussy no longer feeling like it''s being hammered numb, you start to enjoy this a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into yours, unceasingly thrusting into you with his tiny dick. Wet slapping noises sound alongside the clapping of your cheeks and you sigh in deep satisfaction.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down to a more managable pace and you breathe a sigh of relief. With your pussy no longer feeling like it''s being hammered numb, you start to enjoy this a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into yours, unceasingly thrusting into you with his thick chode. Wet slapping noises sound alongside the clapping of your cheeks and you sigh in deep satisfaction.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down to a more managable pace and you breathe a sigh of relief. With your pussy no longer feeling like it''s being hammered numb, you start to enjoy this a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slapping noises sound alongside the clapping of your cheeks as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> thrusts unceasingly into you with his skinny dick.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down to a more managable pace and you breathe a sigh of relief. With your pussy no longer feeling like it''s being hammered numb, you start to enjoy this a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slapping noises sound alongside the clapping of your cheeks as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives his cock deep as deep as he can every time.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down to a more managable pace and you breathe a sigh of relief. With your pussy no longer feeling like it''s being hammered numb, you start to enjoy this a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Loud clapping echoes around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into your ass, accompanied by the sloppy squelching of your pussy getting reamed by his thick shaft.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down to a more managable pace and you breathe a sigh of relief. With your pussy no longer feeling like it''s being hammered numb, you start to enjoy this a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Loud clapping echoes around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into your ass, accompanied by the sloppy wet squelching of your dripping cunt getting repeatedly impaled by his long shaft.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down to a more managable pace and you breathe a sigh of relief. With your pussy no longer feeling like it''s being hammered numb, you start to enjoy this a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s dick hammers deep inside you. Loud clapping echoes around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into your ass, the huge size of his cock forcing sloppy wet squelching from your dripping cunt.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down to a more managable pace and you breathe a sigh of relief. With your pussy no longer feeling like it''s being hammered numb, you start to enjoy this a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s enormous dick stretches you to the limit. Loud clapping echoes around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into your ass, the enormous size of his cock forcing sloppy wet squelching from your dripping cunt.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down to a more managable pace and you breathe a sigh of relief. With your pussy no longer feeling like it''s being hammered numb, you start to enjoy this a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his dick batters your insides with its exceptional length. Loud clapping echoes around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into your ass, accompanied by the sloppy wet squelching of your dripping cunt getting repeatedly impaled by his lengthy shaft.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down to a more managable pace and you breathe a sigh of relief. With your pussy no longer feeling like it''s being hammered numb, you start to enjoy this a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his gigantic dick fills you to your absolute limit. Loud clapping echoes around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into your ass, pummelling your insides and forcing sloppy wet squelching from your dripping cunt.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down to a more managable pace and you breathe a sigh of relief. With your pussy no longer feeling like it''s being hammered numb, you start to enjoy this a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust. His dick fills you completely and then some, forcing your pussy to strain and stretch around his monstrously long and girthy shaft. Loud clapping echoes around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into your ass, pummelling your insides and forcing sloppy wet squelching from your dripping cunt.'
@@ -1735,23 +1735,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy2.2_moan_desc':
 	end
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'You moan <<$sex_ev[''moan_describe'']>> as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps fucking you. He pounds into you from behind, giving you the strangest satisfaction of pleasure that has very little to do with the tiny dick inside you.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'You moan <<$sex_ev[''moan_describe'']>> as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps fucking you. His thick chode pounds into you from behind, wonderfully stretching your pussy like a good three-finger fucking, but better.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'You moan <<$sex_ev[''moan_describe'']>> as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps fucking you from behind. He pounds your ass, rubbing right up against your g-spot with his skinny dick.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'You moan <<$sex_ev[''moan_describe'']>> as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps fucking you from behind. He pounds your ass, rubbing right up against your g-spot with his dick.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		'You moan <<$sex_ev[''moan_describe'']>> as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps fucking you from behind, pounding you with his <i>thick</i> cock that stretches your walls, squeezing pleasure from your pussy with every thrust.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'You moan <<$sex_ev[''moan_describe'']>> as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps fucking you from behind, pounding you with his long-ass cock that reaches the very depths of your pussy without even trying.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'You moan <<$sex_ev[''moan_describe'']>> as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps fucking you from behind, pounding you with his huge cock that fills you wonderfully and reaches the very depths of your pussy without even trying.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		'You moan <<$sex_ev[''moan_describe'']>> as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps fucking you from behind, pounding you with his enormous cock that penetrates you to the depths of your pussy and stretches your walls, squeezing pleasure from your pussy with every thrust.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'You moan <<$sex_ev[''moan_describe'']>> as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps fucking you from behind with his amazingly lengthy cock, literally pounding pleasure from your cervix with every thrust. Soreness is quickly building up inside you and <i>it feels so good.</i>'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		'You moan <<$sex_ev[''moan_describe'']>> as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps fucking you from behind with his gigantic cock, literally pounding pleasure from your cervix with every thrust. Soreness is quickly building up between your legs and <i>it feels so good.</i>'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'You moan <<$sex_ev[''moan_describe'']>> as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps fucking you from behind with his monstrous cock. It''s stupidly huge, stretching you to breaking with every thrust and literally pounding your cervix with every thrust. Your pussy is so sore and <i>it feels so good.</i>'
@@ -1764,11 +1764,11 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy2.2_dirty_talk':
 	if $sex_ev['dirty_talk'] = 'cock':
 		if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 			'"Ah! <i>Fuck!</i> Yes! Yes! Fuck my pussy with your tiny dick! " you moan loudly. "Don''t stop! You''re so <i>fucking</i> good!"'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 			'"Ah! <i>Fuck!</i> Yes! Yes! Fuck my pussy with your fat chode! " you moan loudly. "Don''t stop! You''re so <i>fucking</i> good!"'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 			'"Ah! <i>Fuck!</i> Yes! Yes! Fuck my pussy with your skinny dick! " you moan loudly. "Don''t stop! You''re so <i>fucking</i> good!"'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 			'"Ah! <i>Fuck!</i> Yes! Yes! Fuck my pussy just like that!" you moan loudly. "Don''t stop! You''re so <i>fucking</i> good!"'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 			if pcs_vag <= 10:
@@ -1778,13 +1778,13 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy2.2_dirty_talk':
 			end
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 			'"Ah! <i>Fuck!</i> Just like that!" you moan loudly. "Ungh~! You''re <i>so</i> deep! Right there! Right there! You''re so <i>fucking</i> good!"'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 			'"Ah! <i>Fuck!</i> Just like that!" you moan loudly. "Fuck my pussy with your huge cock! Ungh~! You''re <i>so</i> deep! You''re so <i>fucking</i> good!"'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 			'"Ah! <i>Fuck!</i> Just like that!" you moan loudly. "Fuck my pussy with your huge cock! Ungh~! You''re <i>so</i> deep! You''re <i>so</i> big! You''re so <i>fucking</i> good!"'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 			'"Ah! <i>Fuck!</i> Just like that!" you moan loudly. "Oh <i>fuck!</i> I feel you in my stomach~! It''s so good!!"'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 			'"Ah! <i>Fuck!</i> Just like that!" you moan loudly. "Oh <i>fuck!</i> You''re <i>so</i> deep! You''re so <i>fucking big</i>! I can feel you in my stomach~! Don''t stop~!"'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 			'"Ungh~! <i>Fuck!</i> Just like that!" you moan loudly. "Fuck me with your monster cock~! Oh <i>fuck!</i> You''re so <i>fucking big</i>! You''re tearing me in half! I can feel you in my stomach~! Don''t stop~! Don''t stop~! Don''t stop~!"'
@@ -1836,23 +1836,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy2.2_sensation_desc':
 !!	'You let out sighs of contentment, focusing on <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s cock inside you, letting the pressure build inside you as he literally pounds pleasure into you.'
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'You let out sighs of contentment, focusing on <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s cock inside you, letting the pressure build inside you as he literally pounds pleasure into you from behind with his tiny dick.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'You let out sighs of contentment, focusing on <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s cock inside you, letting the pressure build inside you as he literally pounds pleasure into you from behind with his thick chode.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'You let out sighs of contentment, focusing on <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s cock inside you, letting the pressure build inside you as he literally pounds pleasure into you from behind with his skinny dick.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'You let out sighs of contentment, focusing on <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s cock filling your pussy, letting the pressure build inside you as he literally pounds pleasure into you from behind with his dick.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		'You let out sighs of contentment, focusing on <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s thick cock stretching the walls of your pussy, letting the pressure build inside you as he literally pounds pleasure into you from behind.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'You let out sighs of contentment, focusing on <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s long cock reaching deep inside your pussy, letting the pressure build inside you as he literally pounds pleasure into you from behind.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'You let out sighs of contentment, focusing on <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s huge cock filling you up and reaching deep inside your pussy, letting the pressure build inside you as he literally pounds pleasure into you from behind.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		'You let out sighs of contentment, focusing on <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s enormous cock that stretches you to your limits and fills you up from base to tip, letting the pressure build inside you as he literally pounds pleasure into you from behind.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'You let out sighs of contentment, focusing on <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s lengthy cock that batters your cervix, a feeling that you sense in your stomach, letting him literally pound pain and pleasure into you from behind.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		'You let out sighs of contentment, focusing on <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s gigantic cock that fills you past your limits as it batters your cervix, a feeling that you sense in your stomach, letting him literally pound pain and pleasure into you from behind.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'You groan wordlessly, unable to have any kind of conscious thought except for the monstrous cock inside you, filling you with pain and pleasure, as it smashes into your cervix and stretches your pussy to the point of breaking.'
@@ -1864,23 +1864,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy3_start_period_desc':
 !!	'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous force and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls. His cock slams into you and you can feel it force the menstrual blood from your uterus, sending it running down your thighs.'
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous strength and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls. His tiny dick slams into you with such power that you can feel it force the menstrual blood from your uterus, sending it running down your thighs.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous strength and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls. His fat chode slams into you with such power that you can feel it force the menstrual blood from your uterus, sending it running down your thighs.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous strength and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls. His skinny dick slams into you with such power that you can feel it force the menstrual blood from your uterus, sending it running down your thighs.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous strength and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls. His dick slams into you with such power that you can feel it force the menstrual blood from your uterus, sending it running down your thighs.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous strength and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls. His thick cock slams into you with such power that you can feel it force the menstrual blood from your uterus, sending it running down your thighs.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous strength and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls. His long cock slams into you with such power that you can feel it force the menstrual blood from your uterus, sending it running down your thighs.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous strength and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls. His huge cock slams into you with such power that you can feel it force the menstrual blood from your uterus, sending it running down your thighs.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous strength and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls. His enormous cock slams into you with such power that your pussy is left no room for the blood leaking from your uterus and streams of blood run down your thighs.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous strength and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls. His lengthy cock is so long that it slams into your cervix, battering the blood from your uterus and streams of blood run down your thighs.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous strength and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls. His gigantic cock is so long that it slams into your cervix, filling you completely and battering the blood from your uterus and streams of blood run down your thighs.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous strength and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls. His monstrous cock is so long that it slams into your cervix, while also being so girthy that it feels like the blood could be coming from your pussy getting torn in half, rather than your period.'
@@ -1892,23 +1892,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy3_start_desc':
 !!	'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous force and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls.'
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> smashes into you with tremendous force fucking you as hard as he can with his tiny dick.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> smashes into you with tremendous force fucking you as hard as he can with his fat chode.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> smashes into you with tremendous force fucking you as hard as he can with his skinny dick.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> smashes into you with tremendous force fucking you as hard as he can with his cock.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> smashes into you with tremendous force fucking you as hard as he can with his thick cock.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> smashes into you with tremendous force fucking you as hard as he can with his long cock.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> smashes into you with tremendous force fucking you as hard as he can with his huge cock.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> smashes into you with tremendous force fucking you as hard as he can with his enormous cock.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> smashes into you with tremendous force fucking you as hard as he can with his lengthy cock.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> smashes into you with tremendous force fucking you as hard as he can with his gigantic cock.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> smashes into you with tremendous force fucking you as hard as he can with his monstrous cock.'
@@ -1928,23 +1928,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy3_enjoy_desc':
 	}
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'Your eyes roll back into your head as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pummels you from behind. Loud slapping echoes off the walls as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> claps your ass over and over again, letting the sheer force make up for his tiny dick.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'Your eyes roll back into your head as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pummels you from behind. Loud slapping echoes off the walls as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> claps your ass over and over again, forcing the girth of his fat chode into you, making it somehow feel longer than it is.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'Your eyes roll back into your head as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pummels you from behind. Loud slapping echoes off the walls as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> claps your ass over and over again, slamming his skinny dick into you.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'Your eyes roll back into your head as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pummels you from behind. Loud slapping echoes off the walls as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> claps your ass over and over again, slamming his cock into you.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		'Your eyes roll back into your head as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pummels you from behind. Loud slapping echoes off the walls as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> claps your ass over and over again, splitting your pussy in half with his thick cock.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'Your eyes roll back into your head as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pummels you from behind. Loud slapping echoes off the walls as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> claps your ass over and over again, slamming every centimeter of his long cock deep inside you.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'Your eyes roll back into your head as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pummels you from behind. Loud slapping echoes off the walls as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> claps your ass over and over again, forcing every centimeter of his huge cock deep inside you.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		'Your eyes roll back into your head as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pummels you from behind. Loud slapping echoes off the walls as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> claps your ass over and over again, splitting your pussy in half and forcing every centimeter of his enormous cock deep inside you.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'Your eyes roll back into your head as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pummels you from behind. Loud slapping echoes off the walls as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> claps your ass over and over again, smashing into your cervix with his lengthy cock on every thrust.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		'Your eyes roll back into your head as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pummels you from behind. Loud slapping echoes off the walls as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> claps your ass over and over again, filling you up and smashing into your cervix with his gigantic cock on every thrust.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'Your eyes roll back into your head as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pummels you from behind. Loud slapping echoes off the walls as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> claps your ass over and over again, splitting your pussy in half and smashing into your cervix with his monster cock on every thrust.'
@@ -1967,23 +1967,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy3_too_rough':
 !!		'You scream as he pulls harder on your hair and you try to pull away, but you''re unable to escape. His cock is like a jackhammer, pounding into your pussy in the worst way, feeling more like he''s punching your cervix than fucking you. It''s agonizing and unpleasant, you feel like you''re going to die.'
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'You scream as he pulls harder on your hair and you try to pull away, but you''re unable to escape. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s tiny dick does nothing for you, but your hips ache from the repeated clapping of your ass and you can even feel your cheeks turning red and sore from the punishment. It''s agonizing and unpleasant, you can''t get any satisfaction out of this at all.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'You scream as he pulls harder on your hair and you try to pull away, but you''re unable to escape. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s fat chode is uncomfortable in its girth, splitting your pussy with painful force and your hips ache from the repeated clapping of your ass. You can even feel your cheeks turning red and sore from the punishment. It''s agonizing and unpleasant, you can''t get any satisfaction out of this at all.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'You scream as he pulls harder on your hair and you try to pull away, but you''re unable to escape. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s skinny dick does nothing for you, but your hips ache from the repeated clapping of your ass and you can even feel your cheeks turning red and sore from the punishment. It''s agonizing and unpleasant, you can''t get any satisfaction out of this at all.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'You scream as he pulls harder on your hair and you try to pull away, but you''re unable to escape. Your hips ache from the repeated clapping of your ass and you can even feel your cheeks turning red and sore from the punishment. It''s agonizing and unpleasant, you can''t get any satisfaction out of this at all.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		'You scream as he pulls harder on your hair and you try to pull away, but you''re unable to escape. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s thick cock is uncomfortable in its girth, splitting your pussy with painful force and your hips ache from the repeated clapping of your ass. You can even feel your cheeks turning red and sore from the punishment. It''s agonizing and unpleasant, you can''t get any satisfaction out of this at all.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'You scream as he pulls harder on your hair and you try to pull away, but you''re unable to escape. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s long cock keeps painfully bumping against your cervix and your hips ache from the repeated clapping of your ass. The thought of a bruised uterus passes through your head as you groan again. It''s agonizing and unpleasant, you can''t get any satisfaction out of this at all.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'You scream as he pulls harder on your hair and you try to pull away, but you''re unable to escape. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s huge cock keeps painfully bumping against your cervix and your hips ache from the repeated clapping of your ass. The thought of a bruised uterus passes through your head as you groan again. It''s agonizing and unpleasant, you can''t get any satisfaction out of this at all.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		'You scream as he pulls harder on your hair and you try to pull away, but you''re unable to escape. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s enormous cock keeps painfully bumping against your cervix, your pussy aches from being stretched to fit its girth, and your ass is sore from being repeatedly clapped with sledgehammer force. The thought of a bruised uterus passes through your head as you groan again. It''s agonizing and unpleasant, you can''t get any satisfaction out of this at all.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'You scream as he pulls harder on your hair and you try to pull away, but you''re unable to escape. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s cock keeps smashing into your cervix, your pussy unable to accomodate its unnatural length, and your hips ache from the repeated clapping of your ass. You''re sure your uterus is going to be bruised tomorrow and you groan again, wondering if it''s possible to be fucked to death.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		'You scream as he pulls harder on your hair and you try to pull away, but you''re unable to escape. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s huge cock keeps smashing into your cervix, your pussy unable to accomodate its unnatural length, and your hips ache from the repeated clapping of your ass. You''re sure your uterus is going to be bruised tomorrow and you groan again, wondering if it''s possible to be fucked to death.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'You scream as he pulls harder on your hair and you try to pull away, but you''re unable to escape. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s monster cock keeps smashing into your cervix, your pussy unable to accomodate its unnatural length, aching from being stretched to fit its girth. Not to mention your ass is already sore from being repeatedly clapped with sledgehammer force. You''re sure your uterus is going to be bruised tomorrow and you groan again, wondering if it''s possible to be fucked to death.'
@@ -2001,10 +2001,10 @@ end
 
 if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy3_slow_down':
 !! '"Could you-! slow down-!" you gasp desperately. He releases your hair, letting you collapse face first onto the bed. "I can''t keep this up..."'
-	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
+	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'"Could you-! Slow down-!" you gasp desperately. He releases your hair, letting you collapse face first onto the bed.'
 		'"You''re too big..." you pant. "I can''t keep going this hard..."'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'"Could you-! Slow down-!" you gasp desperately. He releases your hair, letting you collapse face first onto the bed.'
 		'"You''re way too big..." you groan. "I''m gonna die if you keep going this hard..."'
 	else
@@ -2017,23 +2017,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy3.1_desc':
 !!		'Tears begin to well up in your eyes as you half whimper and half moan in half pain and half pleasure. He keeps a firm hold on your hair and pulls hard with every thrust, hurting in all the <i>best</i> ways.'
 		if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 			'Tears begin to well up in your eyes as you half whimper and half moan in half pain and half pleasure. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps a firm hold on your hair and pulls hard with every thrust, somehow managing to make his tiny dick hurt you in all the <i>best</i> ways.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 			'Tears begin to well up in your eyes as you half whimper and half moan in half pain and half pleasure. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps a firm hold on your hair and pulls hard with every thrust, forcing his fat chode into your pussy to hurt you in all the <i>best</i> ways.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 			'Tears begin to well up in your eyes as you half whimper and half moan in half pain and half pleasure. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps a firm hold on your hair and pulls hard with every thrust, stabbing into you with his skinny dick to hurt you in all the <i>best</i> ways.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 			'Tears begin to well up in your eyes as you half whimper and half moan in half pain and half pleasure. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps a firm hold on your hair and pulls hard with every thrust, hurting in all the <i>best</i> ways.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 			'Tears begin to well up in your eyes as you half whimper and half moan in half pain and half pleasure. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps a firm hold on your hair and pulls hard with every thrust, splitting your pussy with his thick cock and hurting you in all the <i>best</i> ways.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 			'Tears begin to well up in your eyes as you half whimper and half moan in half pain and half pleasure. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps a firm hold on your hair and pulls hard with every thrust, hammering your cervix with his long cock and hurting you in all the <i>best</i> ways.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 			'Tears begin to well up in your eyes as you half whimper and half moan in half pain and half pleasure. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps a firm hold on your hair and pulls hard with every thrust, hammering your cervix with his huge cock and hurting you in all the <i>best</i> ways.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 			'Tears begin to well up in your eyes as you half whimper and half moan in half pain and half pleasure. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps a firm hold on your hair and pulls hard with every thrust, hammering your cervix and threatening to tear your pussy in half with his enormous cock and hurting you in all the <i>best</i> ways.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 			'Tears begin to well up in your eyes as you half whimper and half moan in half pain and half pleasure. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps a firm hold on your hair and pulls hard with every thrust, hammering your cervix with the entire length of his <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm cock and hurting you in all the <i>best</i> ways.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 			'Tears begin to well up in your eyes as you half whimper and half moan in half pain and half pleasure. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps a firm hold on your hair and pulls hard with every thrust, hammering your cervix with his gigantic cock, forcing its entire <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm length inside and hurting you in all the <i>best</i> ways.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 			'Tears begin to well up in your eyes as you half whimper and half moan in half pain and half pleasure. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps a firm hold on your hair and pulls hard with every thrust, forcing in the entire <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm length of his monstrous cock inside you, hammering your cervix and threatening to tear your pussy in half and hurting you in all the <i>best</i> ways.'
@@ -2044,23 +2044,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy3.1_desc':
 !!		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> picks up the pace until he''s pounding you from behind. You throw your hips back in joyous ecstasy, feeling greater and greater pleasure every time his hips slam into you.'
 		if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 			'The bed creaks underneath you and your breasts jiggle violently with every thrust. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips slam against your thighs and his fucking is so violent that even his tiny dick is making you break out in a sweat.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 			'The bed creaks underneath you and your breasts jiggle violently with every thrust. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips slam against your thighs and his fucking is so violent that the fat girth of his chode being force inside you is making you break out in a sweat.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 			'The bed creaks underneath you and your breasts jiggle violently with every thrust. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips slam against your thighs and his fucking is so violent that even his skinny dick is making you break out in a sweat.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 			'The bed creaks underneath you and your breasts jiggle violently with every thrust. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips slam against your thighs and his fucking is so violent that you''re already starting to break out in a sweat.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 			'The bed creaks underneath you and your breasts jiggle violently with every thrust. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips slam against your thighs and you break out in a sweat, his thick cock threatens to tear you in half with every thrust.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 			'The bed creaks underneath you and your breasts jiggle violently with every thrust. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips slam against your thighs and you break out in a sweat, his long cock bashes against your cervix with every thrust.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 			'The bed creaks underneath you and your breasts jiggle violently with every thrust. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips slam against your thighs and you break out in a sweat, his huge cock fills your entire pussy and bashes against your cervix with every thrust.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 			'The bed creaks underneath you and your breasts jiggle violently with every thrust. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips slam against your thighs and you break out in a sweat, his enormous cock batters your cervix, threatening to tear you in half with every thrust.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 			'The bed creaks underneath you and your breasts jiggle violently with every thrust. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips slam against your thighs and you break out in a sweat, his <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm cock bashing against your cervix, trying to force its way past with every thrust.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 			'The bed creaks underneath you and your breasts jiggle violently with every thrust. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips slam against your thighs and you break out in a sweat, his gigantic <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm cock filling you up and bashing against your cervix with its weight, trying to force its way past with every thrust.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 			'The bed creaks underneath you and your breasts jiggle violently with every thrust. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips slam against your thighs and you break out in a sweat, his monstrous <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm cock trying to force its way into your cervix and split you in half with every thrust.'
@@ -2078,23 +2078,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy3.2_moan_desc':
 !!		'You groan in pleasure as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pound you.'
 		if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 			'You pant like a bitch in heat as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pound you with his tiny dick. Sloppy wet squelches combine with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 			'You pant like a bitch in heat as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pound you with his fat chode. Sloppy wet squelches combine with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 			'You pant like a bitch in heat as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pound you with his skinny dick. Sloppy wet squelches combine with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 			'You pant like a bitch in heat as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pound you with his dick. Sloppy wet sounds squelch from your pussy around his cock, combining with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks that fill the room as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 			'You pant like a bitch in heat as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pound you from behind. Sloppy wet sounds squelch from your pussy around his thick cock, combining with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks that fill the room as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 			'You pant like a bitch in heat as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pound you from behind. Sloppy wet sounds squelch from your pussy around the long cock that hammers deep inside you, combining with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks that fill the room as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 			'You pant like a bitch in heat as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pound you from behind. Sloppy wet sounds squelch from your pussy around the huge cock that fills you up and hammers deep inside you, combining with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks that fill the room as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 			'You pant like a bitch in heat as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pound you from behind. Sloppy wet sounds squelch from your pussy around the enormous cock that stretches you to your limits and hammers deep inside you, combining with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks that fill the room as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 			'You pant like a bitch in heat as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pound you from behind. Sloppy wet sounds squelch from your snatch around the lengthy cock that hammers so deep and hard inside your pussy that you can feel it in your stomach. It combines with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks that fill the room as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 			'You pant like a bitch in heat as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pound you from behind. Sloppy wet sounds squelch from your snatch around the gigantic cock that hammers so deep and hard inside your pussy that you can feel it in your stomach. It combines with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks that fill the room as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 			'You pant like a bitch in heat as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pound you from behind. Sloppy wet sounds squelch from your snatch around the monstrous cock that hammers so deep and hard inside your pussy that you can feel it in your stomach and threatens to tear you in half at the same time. It combines with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks that fill the room as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
@@ -2105,23 +2105,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy3.2_moan_desc':
 !!		'You moan loudly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pound you from behind.'
 		if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 			'You groan loudly, barely able to think as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues pounding you with his tiny dick. Sloppy wet squelches combine with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 			'You groan loudly, barely able to think as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues pounding you with his fat chode. Sloppy wet squelches combine with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 			'You groan loudly, barely able to think as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues pounding you with his skinny dick. Sloppy wet squelches combine with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 			'You groan loudly, barely able to think as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues pounding you with his dick. Sloppy wet sounds squelch from your pussy around his cock, combining with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks that fill the room as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 			'You groan loudly, barely able to think as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues pounding you from behind. Sloppy wet sounds squelch from your pussy around his thick cock, combining with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks that fill the room as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 			'You pant like a bitch in heat as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pound you from behind. Sloppy wet sounds squelch from your pussy around the long cock that hammers deep inside you, combining with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks that fill the room as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 			'You groan loudly, barely able to think as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues pounding you from behind. Sloppy wet sounds squelch from your pussy around the huge cock that fills you up and hammers deep inside you, combining with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks that fill the room as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 			'You groan loudly, barely able to think as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues pounding you from behind. Sloppy wet sounds squelch from your pussy around the enormous cock that stretches you to your limits and hammers deep inside you, combining with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks that fill the room as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 			'You groan loudly, barely able to think as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues pounding you from behind. Sloppy wet sounds squelch from your snatch around the lengthy cock that hammers so deep and hard inside your pussy that you can feel it in your stomach. It combines with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks that fill the room as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 			'You groan loudly, barely able to think as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues pounding you from behind. Sloppy wet sounds squelch from your snatch around the gigantic cock that hammers so deep and hard inside your pussy that you can feel it in your stomach. It combines with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks that fill the room as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 			'You groan loudly, barely able to think as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues pounding you from behind. Sloppy wet sounds squelch from your snatch around the monstrous cock that hammers so deep and hard inside your pussy that you can feel it in your stomach and threatens to tear you in half at the same time. It combines with the loud clapping of your ass cheeks that fill the room as the rough doggy fucking sends pleasure rocking through your body.'
@@ -2135,11 +2135,11 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy3.2_dirty_talk':
 	if $sex_ev['dirty_talk'] = 'cock':
 		if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 			'"Yes! Fuck! Yes! Just like that!" you scream so hard it hurts. "Clap my fucking ass! Fuck me with your tiny cock!"'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 			'"Yes! Fuck! Yes! Just like that!" you scream so hard it hurts. "Clap my fucking ass! "Fuck me with your fat chode!"'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 			'"Yes! Fuck! Yes! Just like that!" you scream so hard it hurts. "Clap my fucking ass! Fuck me with your skinny dick!"'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 			'"Yes! Fuck! Yes! Just like that!" you scream so hard it hurts. "Clap my fucking ass! Fuck me with your cock!"'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 			if pcs_vag <= 10:
@@ -2149,9 +2149,9 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy3.2_dirty_talk':
 			end
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 			'"OH FUCK!" you scream so hard it hurts. "<i>Fuck!</i> You''re <i>so</i> deep! Don''t stop! Don''t stop! Pound my ass!"'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 			'"OH FUCK!" you scream so hard it hurts. "You''re so big! You''re <i>so</i> big! Don''t stop! Pound my pussy with your big fucking cock!"'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 			if pcs_vag <= 10:
 				'"OH FUCK!" you scream so hard it hurts. "<i>Fuck!</i> You''re <i>so</i> big! You''re gonna tear me in half! Don''t stop! Don''t stop!"'
 			else
@@ -2159,7 +2159,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy3.2_dirty_talk':
 			end
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 			'"OH FUCK!" you scream so hard it hurts. "<i>Fuck!</i> I feel you in my stomach~! <i>Oh my God!</i> Don''t <i>fucking</i> stop!"'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 			'"OH FUCK!" you scream so hard it hurts. "Oh <i>fuck!</i> You''re <i>so</i> deep! You''re so <i>fucking big</i>! I can feel you in my stomach~! Don''t stop~!"'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 			'"OH FUCK!" you scream so hard it hurts. "<i>Fuck!</i> I feel you in my stomach~! Oh <i>fuck!</i> You''re so big! You''re <i>so</i> big! You''re so <i>fucking big</i>! Don''t fucking stop! Tear me in half with your monster cock!"'
@@ -2220,23 +2220,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'doggy3.2_sensation_desc':
 !! 'He keeps fucking you hard.'
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'You pant heavily as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you from behind. Your eyes roll back in your head and all you can do is gasp for breath and lose yourself in the feeling of his tiny dick violently violating your pussy.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'You pant heavily as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you from behind. Your eyes roll back in your head and all you can do is gasp for breath and lose yourself in the feeling of his fat chode violently violating your pussy.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'You pant heavily as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you from behind. Your eyes roll back in your head and all you can do is gasp for breath and lose yourself in the feeling of his skinny dick violently violating your pussy.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'Youpant heavily as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you from behind. Your eyes roll back in your head and all you can do is gasp for breath and lose yourself in the feeling of his dick violently violating your pussy.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		'You pant heavily as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you from behind. Your eyes roll back in your head and all you can do is gasp for breath and lose yourself in the feeling of his thick cock violently stretching out your pussy.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'You pant heavily as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you from behind. Your eyes roll back in your head and all you can do is gasp for breath and lose yourself in the feeling of his long cock repeatedly knocking on your cervix as it violently penetrates you over and over again.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'You pant heavily as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you from behind. Your eyes roll back in your head and all you can do is gasp for breath and lose yourself in the sensation of the huge cock inside you repeatedly knocking on your cervix as it violently violates your pussy.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		'You pant heavily as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you from behind. Your eyes roll back in your head and all you can do is gasp for breath and lose yourself in the feeling of his enormous cock knock against your cervix while it threatens to tear you in half.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'You pant heavily as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you from behind. Your eyes roll back in your head and all you can do is gasp for breath and lose yourself in the feeling of his insanely long cock smash into your cervix over and over and over again in the most blissful agony you''ve ever experienced.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		'You pant heavily as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you from behind. Your eyes roll back in your head and all you can do is gasp for breath and lose yourself in the feeling of his gigantic cock fill your pussy, smashing into your cervix over and over and over again in the most blissful agony you''ve ever experienced.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'You pant heavily as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you from behind. Your eyes roll back in your head and all you can do is gasp for breath and lose yourself in the feeling of his monstrous cock smashing into your cervix, threatening to tear you in half in the most blissful agony you''ve ever experienced.'

locations/sex_ev_miss.qsrc

@@ -78,7 +78,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss_insert_slow':
 			gs'arousal', 'vaginal', 1, 'no_orgasm_msg', $sex_ev['prostitution_flag']
 			if pcs_horny > 80: gs'arousal', 'vaginal', -10, 'no_orgasm_msg', $sex_ev['prostitution_flag']
 			
-		!!	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
+		!!	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		!!		gs 'pain', 3, 'vaginal', 'stretch'
 		!!	end
 			
@@ -95,23 +95,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss_insert_slow':
 				'Not that he needed to be careful. His hips come flush with yours and you still feel plenty of wiggle room inside you. He might as well have put his finger in...'
 			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 				'He pushes through your lips and you feel his cock fill the entrance to your snatch before stopping short as his hips collide with yours...'
-			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 				'He passes between your lips and you feel his cock <i>stretching</i> you out as he pushes in, before stopping short as his hips collide with yours...'
 			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 				'He slips in between your lips, comfortably sliding his cock all the way in before stopping just shy of your cervix, though it isn''t a very tight fit...'
-			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 				'He pushes through your lips and fills you with perfectly average length and girth...'
 			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 				'You immediately feel your pussy <i>stretch</i> out as he pushes in, your walls straining to accommodate his thick girth...'
 			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 				'He slips in between your lips, comfortably sliding all the way in before abruptly colliding with your cervix. His length barely manages to fit inside you, though it isn''t a very tight fit width-wise...'
-			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 				'He pushes through your lips, filling you with cock before it abruptly collides with your cervix. His full length seems to barely fit inside you...'
-			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 				'You immediately feel your pussy <i>stretch</i> out as he pushes in, your walls straining to accommodate his thick girth. Even as they struggle with his width, his length quickly makes its presence known as well when his cock abruptly collides with your cervix. It seems to barely fits inside you...'
 			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 				'He slips in between your lips, comfortably sliding all the way in before abruptly colliding with your cervix. Just from the way it pokes your innards, you can tell he hasn''t even managed to get his full length inside you. Although it isn''t a very tight fit width-wise...'
-			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 				'He pushes through your lips, filling you with cock before it abruptly collides with your cervix. Just from the way it pokes your innards, you can tell he hasn''t even managed to get his full length inside you...'
 			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 				'You immediately feel your pussy <i>stretch</i> out as he pushes in, your walls straining to accommodate his thick girth. Even as they struggle with his width, his length quickly makes its presence known as well when his cock abruptly collides with your cervix. Just from the way it pokes your innards, you can tell he hasn''t even managed to get his full length inside you...'
@@ -138,13 +138,13 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss_insert_slow':
 					'Your legs kip as he finishes his insertion and you gasp as heat washes through your hips and electric tingles race across your skin.'
 					gs'sex_ev_miss', 'miss_goto2'
 				end
-				if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
+				if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 					act'He''s big!':
 						cla
 						!!if npc_fuck_times[$boy] = 0:
 						if npc_sex[$boy] = 0:
 							if sex_ev['fuck_count'] = 0:
-								if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
+								if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 									'"Oh <i>fuck!</i> That''s big!" you groan, squirming in pleasure around the cock that is absolutely <i>filling</i> you right now. "It''s like fucking a <i>baseball bat!</i>"'
 								else
 									'"Oh <i>fuck!</i> That''s <b>big</b>!" you groan, squirming in pleasure around the cock that is absolutely <i>filling</i> you right now.'
@@ -172,7 +172,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss_insert_slow':
 					gs'sex_ev_miss', 'miss_goto2'
 				end
 				
-				if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
+				if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 					act'He''s big!':
 						cla
 			
@@ -184,7 +184,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss_insert_slow':
 						
 						if npc_fuck_times[$boy] = 0:
 							if sex_ev['fuck_count'] = 0:
-								if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
+								if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 									'"Oh <i>fuck!</i>" you groan, squirming as your pussy is already beginning to ache. "It''s like a fucking <i>baseball bat</i> inside me!"'
 								else
 									'"Oh <i>fuck!</i> That''s big!" you groan, squirming as your pussy is already beginning to ache.'
@@ -256,7 +256,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss_insert_orgasm':
 				gs'sex_ev_miss', 'miss_goto'
 			end
 			
-			if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+			if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 				'Muscles tighten. Heat blossoms. You gasp aloud. Electric tingles race across your body from your toes to the tips of your nipples that quiver in the air as you convulse in orgasm. You groan a wordless cry of ecstasy.'
 			else
 				'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s cock <i>fills</i> you to the brim and you gasp aloud as it starts. Muscles tighten. Heat blossoms. Electric tingles race across your body from your toes to the tips of your nipples that quiver in the air as you convulse in orgasm. You groan a wordless cry of ecstasy.'
@@ -354,7 +354,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss_pain1':
 		gs 'sex_ev_miss', 'miss_pain2'
 	end
 	
-	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
+	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		act'Dick is too big':
 			cla & *nl
 			sex_ev['dick_too_big'] = 1
@@ -1343,11 +1343,11 @@ end
 if $ARGS[0] = 'miss1_start_period_desc':
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pumps his tiny dick in and out of you slowly, focusing more on technique than speed. Soft squelching comes from between your legs, a little wetter sounding than usual, probably on account of your period. But the added lubrication is welcome and his modest manhood slips in and out of you with ease.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pumps his short cock in and out of you slowly, focusing more on technique than speed. Soft squelching comes from between your legs, a little wetter sounding than usual, probably on account of your period. But the added lubrication is welcome and his chode slips in and out of you with ease.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pumps his skinny dick in and out of you slowly, focusing more on technique than speed. Soft squelching comes from between your legs, a little wetter sounding than usual, probably on account of your period. But the added lubrication is welcome and his slim cock slips in and out of you with ease.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pumps his dick in and out of you slowly, focusing more on technique than speed. Soft squelching comes from between your legs, a little wetter sounding than usual, probably on account of your period. But the added lubrication is welcome and his cock slips in and out of you with ease.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		if pcs_vag <= 10:
@@ -1361,13 +1361,13 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss1_start_period_desc':
 		else
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pumps his dick in and out of you slowly, focusing more on technique than speed. Soft squelching comes from between your legs, a little wetter sounding than usual, probably on account of your period. But the added lubrication is welcome and his lengthy cock slips in and out of you with ease.'
 		end
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		if pcs_vag <= 15:
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pumps his dick in and out of you slowly, focusing more on technique than speed. Soft squelching comes from between your legs, a little wetter sounding than usual, probably on account of your period. But you still gasp with every thrust, his huge cock filling you completely with every thrust, so the added lubrication is more than welcome.'
 		else
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pumps his dick in and out of you slowly, focusing more on technique than speed. Soft squelching comes from between your legs, a little wetter sounding than usual, probably on account of your period. But you still gasp with every thrust, his huge cock filling you up with every thrust, so the added lubrication is more than welcome.'
 		end
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		if pcs_vag <= 15:
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pumps his dick in and out of you slowly, focusing more on technique than speed. Soft squelching comes from between your legs, a little wetter sounding than usual, probably on account of your period. But you still gasp with every thrust, his enormous cock filling you up and straining tight inside your pussy with every thrust, so the added lubrication is more than welcome.'
 		else
@@ -1379,7 +1379,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss1_start_period_desc':
 		else
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pumps his dick in and out of you slowly, focusing more on technique than speed. Soft squelching comes from between your legs, a little wetter sounding than usual, probably on account of your period. But his cock is so long that he bumps against your cervix with every thrust, so the added lubrication is more than welcome.'
 		end
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		if pcs_vag <= 25:
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pumps his dick in and out of you slowly, focusing more on technique than speed. Loud squelching comes from between your legs, a little wetter sounding than usual, probably on account of your period. But his gigantic cock is so big that he struggles to fit his full girth inside you with every thrust, so the added lubrication is more than welcome.'
 		else
@@ -1400,11 +1400,11 @@ end
 if $ARGS[0] = 'miss1_start_desc':
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pumps his tiny dick in and out of you slowly, focusing more on technique than speed, driving as deep inside you as he can with every thrust (which admittedly isn''t very far).'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pumps his chodey dick in and out of you slowly, focusing more on technique than speed and driving as deep inside you as he can with every thrust (which mostly serves to stretch your pussy''s lips).'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pumps his skinny dick in and out of you slowly, focusing more on technique than speed, driving as deep inside you as he can with every thrust.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pumps his cock in and out of you slowly, focusing more on technique than speed, driving as deep inside you as he can with every thrust.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		if pcs_vag <= 10:
@@ -1418,13 +1418,13 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss1_start_desc':
 		else
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pumps his long cock in and out of you slowly, focusing more on technique than speed. He drives deep inside you and his lengthy manhood comfortably fills you with every thrust.'
 		end
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		if pcs_vag <= 15:
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pumps his huge cock in and out of you slowly, focusing more on technique than speed. It fills you completely and then some, straining tight against the walls of your snug pussy with every thrust.'
 		else
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pumps his cock in and out of you slowly, focusing more on technique than speed. He drives as deep inside you as he can, filling you completely with every thrust.'
 		end
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		if pcs_vag <= 15:
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pumps his cock in and out of you slowly, focusing more on technique than speed. It fills you completely and then some, causing you to gasp with every thrust as its enormous length and girth stretch your snug pussy to the limits.'
 		else
@@ -1436,7 +1436,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss1_start_desc':
 		else
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pumps his lengthy cock in and out of you slowly, focusing more on technique than speed. He drives deep inside you, so far that it bumps against your cervix with every thrust and still has shaft to spare that he can''t fit inside you.'
 		end
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		if pcs_vag <= 15:
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fucks you slowly with his gigantic cock. Calling it a tight fit would be putting it lightly as he struggles to fit himself inside you and his manhood both bumps against your cervix and strains against your walls with every thrust.'
 		elseif pcs_vag <= 25:
@@ -1459,11 +1459,11 @@ end
 if $ARGS[0] = 'miss1_enjoy_desc':
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'You moan beneath <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>, your breath hitching with every thrust. His dick may be laughably small, but he knows how to use it and your hips buck every time he draws his away.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'You moan beneath <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>, your breath hitching with every thrust. He may have a chode, but he knows how to use its girth well, and your hips buck every time he draws his away.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'You moan beneath <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>, your breath hitching with every thrust. You love how easily his cock slips in and out of you, the slippery wetness heightened by his skinny dick, and your hips buck every time he draws his away.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'You moan beneath <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>, your breath hitching with every thrust. You love the way he moves his cock, how it makes you feel <i>full</i> when he''s inside you, and your hips buck every time he draws his away.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		if pcs_vag <= 10:
@@ -1477,13 +1477,13 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss1_enjoy_desc':
 		else
 			'You moan beneath <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>, your breath hitching with every thrust. You love his cock slipping in and out of you, the ease at which he can slide his extensive length all the way to its base, and your hips buck every time he draws his away.'
 		end
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		if pcs_vag <= 15:
 			'You moan beneath <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>, your breath hitching with every thrust. You love the way his cock stretches you out, how deep it goes inside you, how tightly your pussy grips it, and your hips buck every time he draws his away.'
 		else
 			'You moan beneath <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>, your breath hitching with every thrust. You love the way he moves, the great length and thickness of his cock <i>filling</i> you, and your hips buck every time he draws his away.'
 		end
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		if pcs_vag <= 15:
 			'You moan beneath <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>, gasping with every thrust. His enormous cock is driving you insane, filling you until it hurts, trapping you in the place between pain and pleasure, before leaving you feeling empty and vacant as it withdraws. Your hips buck every time he pulls away, begging to be impaled by it once again.'
 		else
@@ -1495,7 +1495,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss1_enjoy_desc':
 		else
 			'You moan beneath <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>, your breath hitching with every thrust. You love his cock slipping in and out of you, the deep impact inside you bringing out a pain that feels more like ecstasy.'
 		end
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		if pcs_vag <= 25:
 			'You groan beneath <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>, getting wetter with every thrust. His gigantic cock fills you to the brim and then some, pummelling your insides with his sheer size in the most pleasurably painful way possible.'
 		else
@@ -1513,11 +1513,11 @@ end
 if $ARGS[0] = 'miss1.1_desc':
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down, fucking you more gently with his small dick. The result is gratifying, allowing you to feel more of his meager length, no longer lost in the pounding of your hips together.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down, fucking you more gently with his small dick. The result is gratifying, allowing you to savour the way his thick chode stretches your pussy, rather than getting lost in constant pounding.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down, fucking you more gently with his skinny dick. The result is gratifying, allowing you concentrate on his length instead of slipping in and out of you like a hotdog in a hallway.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down, fucking you more gently with his dick. At the reduced pace, you can feel every contour of him inside you, and you moan with every thrust.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		if pcs_vag <= 10:
@@ -1527,13 +1527,13 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss1.1_desc':
 		end
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down, fucking you more gently. It immediately feels better and you enjoy his sizeable length now that it''s less "punchy".'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		if pcs_vag <= 15:
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down, fucking you more gently. Relief and pleasure wash through you, his dick no longer feeling quite so "punchy" inside you, and your snug pussy grips his huge cock with wet desire.'
 		else
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down, fucking you more gently. Relief and pleasure wash through you, his dick no longer feeling quite so "punchy" inside you, and your pussy swallows up his huge cock with wet desire.'
 		end
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		if pcs_vag <= 15:
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down, fucking you more gently. Relief and pleasure wash through you, his dick no longer feeling quite so "punchy" inside you, and your snug pussy grips the enormous length and girth of his cock with wet desire.'
 		else
@@ -1541,7 +1541,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss1.1_desc':
 		end
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down, fucking you more gently. It immediately feels better and you are able to fully enjoy his incredible length now that it''s less "punchy-stabby".'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down, fucking you more gently. Relief and pleasure wash through you, his gigantic cock no longer smashing your insides and your pussy swallows up his great size wet desire.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down, fucking you more gently. Relief and pleasure wash through you, his monstrous cock no longer destroying your insides and your pussy swallows up his incredible length and girth wet desire.'
@@ -1551,11 +1551,11 @@ end
 if $ARGS[0] = 'miss1.2_moan_desc':
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'You moan softly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pump his tiny cock between your legs. Slowly. Gently. His manhood moves perfectly inside you, hitting the perfect spots with it''s short length. Your breath hitches with every thrust and it feels wonderful.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'You moan softly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pump his short cock between your legs. Slowly. Gently. His manhood moves perfectly inside you, somehow stretching you out in just the right ways with its wide girth. Your breath hitches with every thrust and it feels wonderful.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'You moan softly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pump his skinny cock between your legs. Slowly. Gently. His manhood moves perfectly inside you rubbing right up against your g-spot. Your breath hitches with every thrust and it feels wonderful.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'You moan softly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pump his cock between your legs. Slowly. Gently. His manhood fits you perfectly, filling you up just right. Your breath hitches with every thrust and it feels wonderful.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		if pcs_vag <= 10:
@@ -1565,13 +1565,13 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss1.2_moan_desc':
 		end
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'You moan softly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pump his cock between your legs. Slowly. Gently. It reaches deep inside you, hitting pleasure points you didn''t even know could be hit with a dick. Your breath hitches with every thrust and it feels wonderful.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		if pcs_vag <= 15:
 			'You moan softly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pump his huge cock between your legs. Slowly. Gently. Stretching your snug pussy in all the best ways and <i>filling</i> you with it. It''s so tight inside you that you literally <i>squeeze</i> pleasure from it and your breath hitches with every thrust.'
 		else
 			'You moan softly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pump his huge cock between your legs. Slowly. Gently. It <i>fills</i> you time and time again and you can''t get enough, your breath hitching with every thrust.'
 		end
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		if pcs_vag <= 15:
 			'You groan softly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pump his enormous cock between your legs. Slowly. Gently. Its magnificent girth threatens to split you in half with every thrust and if it did, you''d die happy.'
 		else
@@ -1579,7 +1579,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss1.2_moan_desc':
 		end
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'You moan softly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pump his cock between your legs. Slowly. Gently. It reaches deep inside you with its exceptional length, sending shocks of pleasurable pain through your uterus with every collision.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		'You groan softly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pump his gigantic cock between your legs. Slowly. Gently. Its exceptional length reaches deep inside you, sending shocks of pleasurable pain through your uterus even as your pussy clenches hard around its thick shaft.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'You groan as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> continues to pump his monstrous cock between your legs. It threatens to split you in half its oversized girth while simultaneously attempting to impale you like a heretic slut, his cock the spear of your execution. If it did, you''d die happy. Agony has never felt so good.'
@@ -1593,23 +1593,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss1.2_dirty_talk':
 		if rand(1,2) = 1:
 			if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 				iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"Ah~! It feels so good!" you moan. "Fuck me with your tiny dick!"', '"Ah~! You feel <i>amazing</i> inside me," you moan. "Your tiny dick feels so good~!"')
-			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 				iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"Ah~! Your cock feels so good!" you moan. "Don''t stop! Fuck me with your fat chode!"', '"Ah~! You''re so <i>thick</i>," you moan. "Your big fat chode feels so good~!"')
 			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 				iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"Ah~! Your cock feels so fucking good~!" you moan. "Ahh~! You slide in so easily~! It''s so good~!"', '"Ah~! You slide in so easily~!" you moan. "Ahh~! Your skinny dick feels so good~!"')
-			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 				iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"Oh fuck~! Your cock fits perfectly inside me~!" you moan. "Ah~! It feels so fucking good~!"', '"Ah~! Your cock is a perfect fit for me," you moan. "You''re filling me up so perfectly~!"')
 			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 				iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"Oh fuck~! You''re so <i>thick</i>!" you moan. "Ungh~! I can feel you stretching my pussy~!"', '"Ah~! You''re so <i>thick</i>!" you moan. "Ungh~! You''re stretching me out! It''s so good!"')
 			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 				iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"Ungh~! Fuck~! You''re so deep~!" you groan. "Nngh~! Right there! Right fucking there~!"', '"Ungh~! You''re so deep~!" you groan. "Nngh~! It''s so deep inside me~! Ah~!"')
-			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 				iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"Ungh~!" you groan. "Your cock is so <i>big</i>! Fuck~! It feels so good~!"', '"Ungh~! You''re so <i>big</i>!" you groan. "Ohmygoodness~! It''s driving me crazy~!"')
-			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 				iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"Ungh~!" you groan. "You''re so <i>fucking big</i>! Ahhn~!"', '"Ungh~! You''re <i>enormous</i>~!" you groan. "It''s filling me up~! It''s stretching me out~! Unngh~! I can barely breathe~!"')
 			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 				iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"Ungh~!" you groan, your voice a hoarse with arousal. "Oh <i>fuck!</i> Your cock is so fucking long! I feel you in my stomach~!"', '"Ungh~! <i>Icanfeelyouinmystomach~!</i>" you groan, your voice a hoarse with arousal. "Oh <i>sugar~!</i> It''s <i>so</i> deep inside me~!"')
-			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 				iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"Ungh~! <i>Fuck!</i>" you groan, your voice a hoarse with arousal. "Oh <i>fuck!</i> You''re so <i>fucking big</i>! I can feel you in my stomach~!"', '"Ungh~! Your cock is <i>gigantic!</i>" you groan, your voice a hoarse with arousal. "Ah~! <i>Icanfeelyouinmystomach~!</i> Mmph~! <i>Ohyouresobig~!</i>"')
 			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 				iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"Ungh~! <i>Fuck!</i>" you groan, your voice a hoarse with arousal. "Oh <i>fuck!</i> You''re so <i>fucking big</i>! You''re gonna rip me in half~!"', '"Ungh~! Oh <i>sugar!</i>" you groan, your voice a hoarse with arousal. "Your cock is insane~! It''s gonna tear me in half~! I''m gonna go crazy~!"')
@@ -1617,23 +1617,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss1.2_dirty_talk':
 		else
 			if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 				iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"Haa~! Ahh~!" you moan. "I''m addicted to your tiny dick!"', '"Haa~! Ahh~!" you moan. "I''m addicted to your tiny dick!"')
-			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 				iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"Ah~! Your cock feels so good!" you moan. "Don''t stop! Fuck me with your fat chode!"', '"Ahh~!" you moan. "Your chode is so thick~! It feels so good~!"')
 			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 				iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"Ah~! Your cock feels so good!" you moan.', '"Ah~! Your cock feels so good!" you moan.')
-			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 				iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"Ah~! Your cock feels so good!" you moan. "You fit just right inside me!"', '"You''re a perfect fit for my pussy," you moan.')
 			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 				iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"Ah~! You''re so big!" you moan. "Ungh~! You''re stretching me out! It''s so good!"', '"Ah~! You''re so big!" you moan. "Ungh~! You''re stretching me out! It''s so good!')
 			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 				iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"Ungh~!" you groan. "You''re so deep! Nngh~! Right there! Right there~!"', '')
-			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 				iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"Ungh~!" you groan. "Your cock is so <i>big</i>! You''re so huge!"', '')
-			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 				iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"Ungh~!" you groan. "You''re so <i>fucking big</i>! Don''t stop!"', '')
 			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 				iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"Ungh~!" you groan, your voice a hoarse with arousal. "Oh <i>fuck!</i> Your cock is so fucking long! I feel you in my stomach~!"', '')
-			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 				iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"Ungh~! <i>Fuck!</i>" you groan, your voice a hoarse with arousal. "Oh <i>fuck!</i> You''re so <i>fucking big</i>! I can feel you in my stomach~!"', '')
 			elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 				iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"Ungh~! <i>Fuck!</i>" you groan, your voice a hoarse with arousal. "Oh <i>fuck!</i> You''re so <i>fucking big</i>! You''re gonna rip me in half~!"', '')
@@ -1717,23 +1717,23 @@ end
 if $ARGS[0] = 'miss1.2_sensation_desc':
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'His cock, though small, rubbing directly against your g-spot, massaging the aching need of your pussy. Your wetness spreading, heat radiating from your sex and from his. You breathe deeply as you sink further and further into the feelings of your own arousal.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'His cock, small but thick, stretching your lips and rubbing directly against your g-spot, massaging the aching need of your pussy. Your wetness spreading, heat radiating from your sex and from his. You breathe deeply as you sink further and further into the feelings of your own arousal.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'His skinny cock slipping in and out of your pussy with tantalizing ease, inflaming the aching need of your pussy. Your wetness spreading, heat radiating from your sex and from his. You breathe deeply as you sink further and further into the feelings of your own arousal.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'His cock, thrusting deep inside you, perfectly filling you. His weight on top of you, pushing into your pussy, literally pounding pleasure from it. Your wetness spreading, heat radiating from your sex and from his. You breathe deeply as you sink further and further into the feelings of your own arousal.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		'His thick cock, thrusting deep inside you, stretching your walls till <i>just</i> before the point of pain, but bullseye on the point of pleasure. His weight on top of you, pushing into your pussy, literally pounding pleasure from it. Your wetness spreading, heat radiating from your sex and from his. You breathe deeply as you sink further and further into the feelings of your own arousal.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'His skinny cock slipping in and out of your pussy with tantalizing ease. His weight on top of you, bumping your cervix in a way that makes you ache for more. Your wetness spreading, heat radiating from your sex and from his. You breathe deeply as you sink further and further into the feelings of your own arousal.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'His huge cock, thrusting deep, filling you up and more, bumping your cervix in a way that only causes you to ache for more of him inside you. Your wetness spreading, heat radiating from your sex and from his. You breathe deeply as you sink further and further into the feelings of your own arousal.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		'His enormous cock, thrusting deep, filling you up and more, stretching your pussy to its limits. His weight on top of you, bumping your cervix in a way that only causes you to ache for more of him inside you. Your wetness spreading, heat radiating from your sex and from his. You breathe deeply as you sink further and further into the feelings of your own arousal.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'His lengthy cock slipping in and out of your pussy with tantalizing ease. His weight on top of you, pummelling your cervix to send both ecstatic pain through your entire body. Your wetness spreading, heat radiating from your sex and from his, <i>aching</i> for more. You breathe deeply as you sink further and further into the feelings of your own arousal.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		'His gigantic cock, thrusting deep, filling you up and stretching you past your limits. His weight on top of you, forcing his overwhelming size to pummel your cervix with painful pleasure. Tears blurring your eyes as your sloppy wet cunt <i>aches</i> for more of him inside you. You breathe deeply as you sink further and further into the feelings of your own arousal.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'His monstrous cock, piercing you to your very core and threatening to split you in half with every thrust. His weight on top of you, pummelling you with his overwhelming size and girth. Your pussy on fire with pain and overflowing with pleasure. You breathe deeply as you sink further and further into the insanity of something that hurts so badly but feels so good at the same time.'
@@ -1743,23 +1743,23 @@ end
 if $ARGS[0] = 'miss2_start_period_desc':
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with yours, the sloppy sounds of your period leaking around his tiny dick.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with yours, the sloppy sounds of your period squelching around his thick chode.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with yours, the sloppy sounds of your period leaking from your pussy around his skinny dick.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with yours and his cock plunges into your pussy, a little wetter sounding than usual on account of your period.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with yours, the sloppy squelching sounds of your period being forced from your pussy by his thick shaft.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his long dick hammers deep inside you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with yours, the sloppy sounds of your period squelching around his long shaft.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his dick hammers deep inside you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with yours, the huge size of his cock forcing squelches from your bleeding cunt.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his dick fills you to the brim. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with yours, his enormous cock leaving room for nothing else, forcing the blood from your menstruating snatch.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his dick batters your insides with its exceptional length. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with yours, the sloppy sounds of your period squelching around his lengthy shaft.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his dick fills you to the brim. Sloppy wet slaps echo around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> batters your bleeding pussy with his gigantic cock.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust. His dick fills you completely and then some, forcing your pussy to strain and stretch around his long, girthy shaft. Sloppy wet slaps echo around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> repeatedly batters your bleeding pussy with his monstrous cock.'
@@ -1770,23 +1770,23 @@ end
 if $ARGS[0] = 'miss2_start_desc':
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with yours, unceasingly thrusting into you with his tiny dick.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with yours, unceasingly thrusting into you with his thick chode.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with yours, unceasingly thrusting into you with his skinny dick.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room with every thrust and he drives his cock deep as deep as he can every time.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with yours, the sloppy squelching sounds of your pussy fucked by his thick shaft.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his long dick hammers deep inside you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with yours, the sloppy sounds of your pussy squelching around his long shaft.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his dick hammers deep inside you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with yours, the huge size of his cock forcing squelches from your cunt.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his enormous dick fills you to the brim. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with yours, forcing loud squelches from your snatch with his long girthy cock.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his dick batters your insides with its exceptional length. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with yours, the sloppy sounds of your pussy squelching around his lengthy shaft.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his gigantic dick fills you to the brim. Sloppy wet slaps echo around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> batters your pussy with his long hard cock.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives into you at a steady pace, hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust. His dick fills you completely and then some, forcing your pussy to strain and stretch around his long, girthy shaft. Sloppy wet slaps echo around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> repeatedly batters your pussy with his monstrous cock.'
@@ -1797,23 +1797,23 @@ end
 if $ARGS[0] = 'miss2_enjoy_desc':
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'You groan in pleasure beneath <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>. You love the way he''s fucking you, with just enough force that shocks of pleasure reverberate through your entire body, more than making up for his tiny dick.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'You groan in pleasure beneath <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>. You love the way he''s fucking you, with just enough force that uses his thick chode to his advantage, stretching your lips and sending shocks of pleasure through your entire body.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'You groan in pleasure beneath <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>. You love the way he''s fucking you, with just enough force that uses his skinny dick to his advantage, reaching spots deep inside you and sending shocks of pleasure through your entire body.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'You groan in pleasure beneath <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>. You love the way he''s fucking you, with just the right amount of force that every thrust reverberates through your entire body, but not so hard it hurts.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		'You groan in pleasure beneath <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>. You love the way he''s fucking you, with just enough force that sends shocks of pleasure through your entire body while still allowing you to enjoy the exceptional thickness of his shaft inside you.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'You groan in pleasure beneath <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>. You love the way he''s fucking you, with just enough force that sends shocks of pleasure through your entire body, pleasantly pounding your insides with his long cock.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'You groan in pleasure beneath <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>. You love the way he''s fucking you, sending shocks of pleasure through your entire body with his huge cock.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		'You groan in pleasure beneath <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>. You love the way he''s fucking you and the way his enormous cock fills you from labia to cervix, stretching you out with his sizeable girth the whole way.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'You groan in pleasure beneath <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>. You love the way he''s fucking you and the way his exceptionally lengthy cock bounces off your cervix, a strangely pleasurable soreness building with every collision.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		'You groan in pleasure beneath <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>. You love the way he''s fucking you and the way his gigantic cock fills you up and bounces off your cervix, eyes watering as a strangely pleasurable soreness builds inside you with every collision.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'You groan in pleasure beneath <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>. You love the way he''s fucking you and the way his monstrous cock threatens to tear you in half and impale you with every thrust, agony and pleasure mixing in the most intoxicating of ways.'
@@ -1825,23 +1825,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss2.1_desc':
 	if $sex_ev['pos_speed'] = 'miss1':
 		if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 			'With the new and improved pace, you find yourself enjoying it a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into yours, unceasingly thrusting into you with his tiny dick. Wet slapping sounds fill the room and you can''t help but giggle at how good it feels.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 			'With the new and improved pace, you find yourself enjoying it a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into yours, unceasingly thrusting into you with his thick chode.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 			'With the new and improved pace, you find yourself enjoying it a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into yours, unceasingly thrusting into you with his skinny dick.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 			'With the new and improved pace, you find yourself enjoying it a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room with every thrust and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives his cock deep as deep as he can every time.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 			'With the new and improved pace, you find yourself enjoying it a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into yours, the sloppy squelching sounds of your pussy fucked by his thick shaft.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 			'With the new and improved pace, you find yourself enjoying it a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s long dick hammers deep inside you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with yours, the sloppy sounds of your pussy squelching around his long shaft.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 			'With the new and improved pace, you find yourself enjoying it a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s dick hammers deep inside you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with yours, the huge size of his cock forcing squelches from your cunt.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 			'With the new and improved pace, you find yourself enjoying it a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s enormous dick fills you to the brim. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with yours, forcing loud squelches from your snatch with his long girthy cock.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 			'With the new and improved pace, you find yourself enjoying it a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his dick batters your insides with its exceptional length. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with yours, the sloppy sounds of your pussy squelching around <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s lengthy shaft.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 			'With the new and improved pace, you find yourself enjoying it a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his gigantic dick fills you to the brim. Sloppy wet slaps echo around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> batters your pussy with his long hard cock.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 			'With the new and improved pace, you find yourself enjoying it a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust. His dick fills you completely and then some, forcing your pussy to strain and stretch around his long, girthy shaft. Sloppy wet slaps echo around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> repeatedly batters your pussy with his monstrous cock.'
@@ -1849,23 +1849,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss2.1_desc':
 	elseif $sex_ev['pos_speed'] = 'miss3':
 		if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down to a more manageable pace and you breathe a sigh of relief. With your pussy no longer feeling like it''s being hammered numb, you start to enjoy this a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into yours, unceasingly thrusting into you with his tiny dick. Wet slapping sounds fill the room and you can''t help but giggle at how good it feels.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down to a more manageable pace and you breathe a sigh of relief. With your pussy no longer feeling like it''s being hammered numb, you start to enjoy this a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into yours, unceasingly thrusting into you with his thick chode.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down to a more manageable pace and you breathe a sigh of relief. With your pussy no longer feeling like it''s being hammered numb, you start to enjoy this a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into yours, unceasingly thrusting into you with his skinny dick.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down to a more manageable pace and you breathe a sigh of relief. With your pussy no longer feeling like it''s being hammered numb, you start to enjoy this a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room with every thrust and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives his cock deep as deep as he can every time.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down to a more manageable pace and you breathe a sigh of relief. With your pussy no longer feeling like it''s being hammered numb, you start to enjoy this a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust, but not so hard that he''s jackhammering you. Wet slaps echo around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips crash into yours, the sloppy squelching sounds of your pussy fucked by his thick shaft.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down to a more manageable pace and you breathe a sigh of relief. With your pussy no longer feeling like it''s being hammered numb, you start to enjoy this a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s long dick hammers deep inside you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with yours, the sloppy sounds of your pussy squelching around his long shaft.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down to a more manageable pace and you breathe a sigh of relief. With your pussy no longer feeling like it''s being hammered numb, you start to enjoy this a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s dick hammers deep inside you. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with yours, the huge size of his cock forcing squelches from your cunt.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down to a more manageable pace and you breathe a sigh of relief. With your pussy no longer feeling like it''s being hammered numb, you start to enjoy this a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s enormous dick fills you to the brim. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with yours, forcing loud squelches from your snatch with his long girthy cock.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down to a more manageable pace and you breathe a sigh of relief. With your pussy no longer feeling like it''s being hammered numb, you start to enjoy this a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his dick batters your insides with its exceptional length. Wet slaps echo around the room as his hips collide with yours, the sloppy sounds of your pussy squelching around <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s lengthy shaft.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down to a more manageable pace and you breathe a sigh of relief. With your pussy no longer feeling like it''s being hammered numb, you start to enjoy this a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust and his gigantic dick fills you to the brim. Sloppy wet slaps echo around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> batters your pussy with his long hard cock.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 			'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slows down to a more manageable pace and you breathe a sigh of relief. With your pussy no longer feeling like it''s being hammered numb, you start to enjoy this a lot more. It''s hard enough that your breasts jiggle with every thrust. His dick fills you completely and then some, forcing your pussy to strain and stretch around his long, girthy shaft. Sloppy wet slaps echo around the room as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> repeatedly batters your pussy with his monstrous cock.'
@@ -1883,23 +1883,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss2.2_moan_desc':
 	end
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'You moan <<$sex_ev[''moan_describe'']>> as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps fucking you. His tiny dick pounds into you with perfect pressure, like a hard finger fucking for your pussy, but better.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'You moan <<$sex_ev[''moan_describe'']>> as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps fucking you. His thick chode pounds into you with perfect pressure, like a hard three-finger fucking for your pussy, but better.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'You moan <<$sex_ev[''moan_describe'']>> as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps fucking you, pounding into you with perfect pressure, his skinny dick massaging your insides wonderfully.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'You moan <<$sex_ev[''moan_describe'']>> as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps fucking you, pounding into you with perfect pressure, his dick filling you up, drawing pleasure from your pussy with every thrust.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		'You moan <<$sex_ev[''moan_describe'']>> as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps fucking you, pounding into you with perfect pressure, his thick cock stretching you out, squeezing pleasure from your pussy with every thrust.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'You moan <<$sex_ev[''moan_describe'']>> as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps fucking you, pounding into you with perfect pressure, his long dick hitting spots you didn''t know could be reached.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'You moan <<$sex_ev[''moan_describe'']>> as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps fucking you, pounding into you with perfect pressure, his huge dick filling you up and hitting spots inside you that you didn''t know could be reached.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		'You moan <<$sex_ev[''moan_describe'']>> as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps fucking you, pounding into you with perfect pressure, his enormous cock stretching you out and hitting the deepest parts of your pussy.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'You groan <<$sex_ev[''moan_describe'']>> as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps fucking you, pounding into you with perfect pressure that sends shocks of pain and pleasure through your insides every time his exceptionally lengthy cock bounces off your cervix.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		'You groan <<$sex_ev[''moan_describe'']>> as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps fucking you, pounding into you with perfect pressure that fills you completely and sends shocks of pain and pleasure through your insides every time his gigantic cock bounces off your cervix.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'You groan <<$sex_ev[''moan_describe'']>> as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps fucking you, pounding into you with his cock that stretches you in every way imaginable. Your eyes water with tears, joy and pain mixing together into an insatiable desire that begs for more and more of <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s monstrous cock.'
@@ -1912,11 +1912,11 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss2.2_dirty_talk':
 	if $sex_ev['dirty_talk'] = 'cock':
 		if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 			iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"Ah! <i>Fuck!</i> Just like that!" you moan loudly. "Fuck my pussy with your tiny dick! Oh fuck! Oh fuck!"', '')
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 			iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"Ah! <i>Fuck!</i> Just like that!" you moan loudly. "Fuck my pussy with your fat chode! Oh fuck! You''re so thick!"', '')
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 			iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"Ah! <i>Fuck!</i>" you moan loudly. "Fuck my pussy with your skinny dick! Right there! Right there!"', '')
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 			iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"Ah! <i>Fuck!</i>" you moan loudly. "You fill me up so perfectly! Fuck! It''s so good!"', '')
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 			if pcs_vag <= 10:
@@ -1926,13 +1926,13 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss2.2_dirty_talk':
 			end
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 			iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"Ah! <i>Fuck!</i> Just like that!" you moan loudly. "Ungh~! You''re <i>so</i> deep! Ah~! It''s so good!"', '')
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 			iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"Ah! <i>Fuck!</i> Just like that!" you moan loudly. "Fuck~! You''re so big~! Fuck my pussy with your huge cock! Ungh~! You''re <i>so</i> deep!"', '')
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 			iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"Ah! <i>Fuck!</i> Just like that!" you moan loudly. "Fuck~! You''re so big~! You''re <i>so</i> deep! You''re <i>so big!</i>"', '')
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 			iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"Ah! <i>Fuck!</i> Just like that!" you moan loudly. "Oh <i>fuck!</i> You''re so big~! I can feel you in my stomach~! It''s so good!"', '')
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 			iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"Ah! <i>Fuck!</i> Just like that!" you moan loudly. "Oh <i>fuck!</i> You''re so <i>fucking big</i>! I can feel you in my stomach~! It feels so good!"', '')
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 			iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"Ungh~! <i>Fuck!</i> Just like that!" you moan loudly. "Fuck me with your monster cock~! Oh <i>fuck!</i> You''re so <i>fucking big</i>! You''re tearing me in half! Don''t stop~! Don''t stop~! Don''t stop~!"', '')
@@ -1984,23 +1984,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss2.2_sensation_desc':
 !!	'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pounds your insides like a perfect massage for your pussy. He jiggles your breasts with every thrust and you can feel your stiff nipples quivering in the air. Wetness drips from your snatch and squelches as his cock runs in and out of you.'
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pounds your insides like a perfect massage for your pussy. Your breasts jiggle with every thrust, your stiff nipples quiver in the air, and loud squelching emanates from your dripping snatch as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s tiny dick slips in and out of it with ease.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pounds your insides like a perfect massage for your pussy. Your breasts jiggle with every thrust, your stiff nipples quiver in the air, and loud squelching emanates from your dripping snatch as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s fat chode slips in and out of it with ease.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pounds your insides like a perfect massage for your pussy. Your breasts jiggle with every thrust, your stiff nipples quiver in the air, and loud squelching emanates from your dripping snatch as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s skinny dick slips in and out of it with ease.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pounds your insides like a perfect massage for your pussy. Your breasts jiggle with every thrust, your stiff nipples quiver in the air, and loud squelching emanates from your dripping snatch as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s dick slips in and out of it with ease.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pounds your insides like a perfect massage for your pussy. Your breasts jiggle with every thrust, your stiff nipples quiver in the air, and loud squelching emanates from your dripping snatch as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s thick cock slips in and out of it with ease.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pounds your insides like a perfect massage for your pussy. Your breasts jiggle with every thrust, your stiff nipples quiver in the air, and loud squelching emanates from your dripping snatch as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s long cock penetrates you to your depths with ease.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pounds your insides like a perfect massage for your pussy. Your breasts jiggle with every thrust, your stiff nipples quiver in the air, and loud squelching emanates from your dripping snatch as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s huge cock penetrates you to your depths with ease, filling you completely with every thrust.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pounds your insides like a perfect massage for your pussy. Your breasts jiggle with every thrust, your stiff nipples quiver in the air, and loud squelching emanates from your dripping snatch as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s cock penetrates you to your depths, forcing his enormous length and girth into you on every thrust.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pounds your insides like the most painfully perfect massage for your pussy. Your breasts jiggle with every thrust, your stiff nipples quiver in the air, and loud squelching emanates from your dripping snatch as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s cock penetrates you to your depths and then some, forcing his enormous length up against your cervix with every thrust.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pounds your insides like the most painfully perfect for your pussy. Your breasts jiggle with every thrust, your stiff nipples quiver in the air, and loud squelching emanates from your dripping snatch as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fills you up completely and then some, forcing his gigantic cock up against your cervix with every thrust.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> pounds your insides like the most painfully perfect for your pussy. Your breasts jiggle with every thrust, your stiff nipples quiver in the air, and loud squelching emanates from your dripping snatch as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s monstrous cock practically splits you in half with every thrust, battering your insides in a way that only leaves you aching for more.'
@@ -2012,23 +2012,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss3_start_period_desc':
 !!	'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous force and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls. His cock slams into you and you can feel it force the menstrual blood from your uterus, sending it running down your thighs.'
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous strength and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls. His tiny dick slams into you with such power that you can feel your period spattering across the inside of your thighs.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous strength and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls. His tiny dick slams into you with such power that you can feel your period spattering across the inside of your thighs.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous strength and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls. His skinny dick slams into you with such power that you can feel your period spattering across the inside of your thighs.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous strength and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls. His dick slams into you with such power that you can feel your period spattering across the inside of your thighs.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous strength and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls. His thick cock slams into you with such power that you can feel your period spattering across the inside of your thighs.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous strength and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls. His long cock slams into you with such power that you can feel your period spattering across the inside of your thighs.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous strength and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls. His huge cock slams into you with such power that you can feel your period spattering across the inside of your thighs.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous strength and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls. His enormous cock slams into you with such power that your pussy is left no room for the blood leaking from your uterus and flecks of red spatter across the sheets.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous strength and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls. His cock is so long that it slams into your cervix, battering the blood from your uterus and sending flecks of red spatter across the sheets.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous strength and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls. His gigantic cock is so huge that it slams into your cervix, filling you completely and battering the blood from your uterus, flecks of red sent spattering across the sheets.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous strength and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls. His monstrous cock is so huge that it slams into your cervix, while also being so girthy that it feels like the blood could be coming from your pussy getting torn in half, rather than your period.'
@@ -2040,23 +2040,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss3_start_desc':
 !!	'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> drives himself in and out of your pussy with tremendous force and the sound of your cheeks getting clapped echoes off the walls.'
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'You gasp as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slams his hips into you. As your head jerks forward, <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hand grabs hold of your hair, yanking on it to pull you harder onto his tiny dick. You can barely feel him inside you, but the impact of his body leaves you breathless.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'You gasp as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slams his hips into you, impact rippling through your entire body. As your head jerks forward, <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hand grabs hold of your hair, yanking on it to pull you harder onto his fat chode.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'You gasp as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slams his cock into you and the impact ripples through your entire body. As your head jerks forward, <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hand grabs hold of your hair, yanking on it to pull you harder onto his skinny dick.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'You gasp as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slams his cock into you and the impact ripples through your entire body. As your head jerks forward, <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hand grabs hold of your hair, yanking on it to pull you harder onto his cock.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		'You gasp as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slams his cock into you and the impact ripples through your entire body. As your head jerks forward, <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hand grabs hold of your hair, yanking on it to pull you harder onto his thick shaft.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'You gasp as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slams his cock into you and the impact ripples through your entire body. As your head jerks forward, <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hand grabs hold of your hair, yanking on it to pull you harder onto his long shaft.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'You gasp as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slams his cock into you and the impact ripples through your entire body. As your head jerks forward, <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hand grabs hold of your hair, yanking on it to force his huge cock deeper inside you.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		'You gasp as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slams his cock into you and the impact ripples through your entire body. As your head jerks forward, <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hand grabs hold of your hair, yanking on it to force his enormous cock deeper inside you.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'You gasp as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slams his cock into you and the impact ripples through your entire body. As your head jerks forward, <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hand grabs hold of your hair, yanking on it to force his lengthy shaft as deep as it can go inside you.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		'You gasp as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slams his cock into you and the impact ripples through your entire body. As your head jerks forward, <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hand grabs hold of your hair, yanking on it to force as much of his gigantic cock inside you as he can.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'You gasp as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> slams his cock into you and the impact ripples through your entire body. As your head jerks forward, <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hand grabs hold of your hair, yanking on it to force as much of his monstrously huge cock inside you as he can.'
@@ -2076,11 +2076,11 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss3_enjoy_desc':
 	}
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'You groan in pleasure, loving how roughly he''s fucking you, hammering your pussy in all the right ways to make up for his tiny dick.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'You groan in pleasure, loving how roughly he''s fucking you, hammering the girth of his fat chode into your pussy, forcing you to feel its thickness between your legs.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'You groan in pleasure, loving how roughly he''s fucking you, hammering your pussy in all the right places with his skinny dick.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		if pcs_makeup > 1:
 			pcs_makeup = 0
 			'You groan wordlessly, loving how roughly he''s fucking you, hammering your pussy in all the right ways. Tears of pleasure and pain blur your sight and beads of sweat gather on your skin. Within minutes, your makeup is as fucked as you are.'
@@ -2107,7 +2107,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss3_enjoy_desc':
 		else
 			'Tears of pleasure and pain blur your sight and beads of sweat gather on your skin. You love the rough fucking of your pussy by his long cock, the way <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> bashes it against your cervix again and again, causing tears of pleasure and pain blur your sight and beads of sweat gather on your skin.'
 		end
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		if pcs_makeup > 1:
 			pcs_makeup = 0
 			'You groan wordlessly, loving the rough fucking of your pussy by his huge cock, the way <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fills you with every thrust, bashing it against your cervix again and again, causing tears of pleasure and pain blur your sight and beads of sweat gather on your skin. Within minutes, your makeup is as fucked as you are.'
@@ -2116,7 +2116,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss3_enjoy_desc':
 		else
 			'Tears of pleasure and pain blur your sight and beads of sweat gather on your skin. You love the rough fucking of your pussy by his huge cock, the way <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> fills you with every thrust, bashing it against your cervix again and again, causing tears of pleasure and pain blur your sight and beads of sweat gather on your skin.'
 		end
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		if pcs_makeup > 1:
 			pcs_makeup = 0
 			'You groan wordlessly, loving the rough fucking of your pussy by his enormous cock, the way <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> stretches you to your limits with every thrust and bashes it against your cervix unceasingly. Tears of pleasure and pain blur your sight and beads of sweat gather on your skin. Within minutes, your makeup is as fucked as you are.'
@@ -2134,7 +2134,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss3_enjoy_desc':
 		else
 			'Tears of pleasure and pain blur your sight and beads of sweat gather on your skin. You love the rough fucking of your pussy by his exceptionally lengthy cock, the way <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> bashes it against your cervix again and again, so hard you wonder if you''ll be bruised in the morning.'
 		end
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		'You groan in pleasure beneath <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>. You love the way he''s fucking you and the way his gigantic cock fills you up and bounces off your cervix, eyes watering as a strangely pleasurable soreness builds inside you with every collision.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'You groan in pleasure beneath <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>. You love the way he''s fucking you and the way his monstrous cock threatens to tear you in half and impale you with every thrust, agony and pleasure mixing in the most intoxicating of ways.'
@@ -2151,23 +2151,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss3.1_desc':
 !!		'Tears begin to well up in your eyes as you half whimper and half moan in half pain and half pleasure. He keeps a firm hold on your hair and pulls hard with every thrust, hurting in all the <i>best</i> ways.'
 		if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 			'Tears begin to well up in your eyes as you half whimper and half moan in half pain and half pleasure. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps a firm hold on your hair and pulls hard with every thrust, managing to even make his tiny dick hurt you in all the <i>best</i> ways.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 			'Tears begin to well up in your eyes as you half whimper and half moan in half pain and half pleasure. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps a firm hold on your hair and pulls hard with every thrust, forcing his fat chode into your pussy to hurt you in all the <i>best</i> ways.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 			'Tears begin to well up in your eyes as you half whimper and half moan in half pain and half pleasure. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps a firm hold on your hair and pulls hard with every thrust, stabbing into you with his skinny dick to hurt you in all the <i>best</i> ways.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 			'Tears begin to well up in your eyes as you half whimper and half moan in half pain and half pleasure. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps a firm hold on your hair and pulls hard with every thrust, hurting in all the <i>best</i> ways.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 			'Tears begin to well up in your eyes as you half whimper and half moan in half pain and half pleasure. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps a firm hold on your hair and pulls hard with every thrust, splitting your pussy with his thick cock and hurting you in all the <i>best</i> ways.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 			'Tears begin to well up in your eyes as you half whimper and half moan in half pain and half pleasure. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps a firm hold on your hair and pulls hard with every thrust, hammering your cervix with his long cock and hurting you in all the <i>best</i> ways.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 			'Tears begin to well up in your eyes as you half whimper and half moan in half pain and half pleasure. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps a firm hold on your hair and pulls hard with every thrust, hammering your cervix with his huge cock and hurting you in all the <i>best</i> ways.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 			'Tears begin to well up in your eyes as you half whimper and half moan in half pain and half pleasure. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps a firm hold on your hair and pulls hard with every thrust, hammering your cervix and threatening to tear your pussy in half with his enormous cock and hurting you in all the <i>best</i> ways.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 			'Tears begin to well up in your eyes as you half whimper and half moan in half pain and half pleasure. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps a firm hold on your hair and pulls hard with every thrust, hammering your cervix with the entire length of his <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm cock and hurting you in all the <i>best</i> ways.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 			'Tears begin to well up in your eyes as you half whimper and half moan in half pain and half pleasure. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps a firm hold on your hair and pulls hard with every thrust, hammering your cervix with his gigantic cock, forcing its entire <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm length inside and hurting you in all the <i>best</i> ways.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 			'Tears begin to well up in your eyes as you half whimper and half moan in half pain and half pleasure. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps a firm hold on your hair and pulls hard with every thrust, forcing in the entire <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm length of his monstrous cock inside you, hammering your cervix and threatening to tear your pussy in half and hurting you in all the <i>best</i> ways.'
@@ -2178,23 +2178,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss3.1_desc':
 !!		'The bed creaks underneath you and your breasts jiggle violently with every thrust. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips slam against your thighs and his fucking is so violent that you''re already starting to break out in a sweat.'
 		if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 			'The bed creaks underneath you and your breasts jiggle violently with every thrust. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips slam against your thighs and his fucking is so violent that even his tiny dick is making you break out in a sweat.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 			'The bed creaks underneath you and your breasts jiggle violently with every thrust. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips slam against your thighs and his fucking is so violent that the fat girth of his chode being force inside you is making you break out in a sweat.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 			'The bed creaks underneath you and your breasts jiggle violently with every thrust. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips slam against your thighs and his fucking is so violent that even his skinny dick is making you break out in a sweat.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 			'The bed creaks underneath you and your breasts jiggle violently with every thrust. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips slam against your thighs and his fucking is so violent that you''re already starting to break out in a sweat.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 			'The bed creaks underneath you and your breasts jiggle violently with every thrust. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips slam against your thighs and you break out in a sweat, his thick cock threatens to tear you in half with every thrust.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 			'The bed creaks underneath you and your breasts jiggle violently with every thrust. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips slam against your thighs and you break out in a sweat, his long cock bashes against your cervix with every thrust.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 			'The bed creaks underneath you and your breasts jiggle violently with every thrust. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips slam against your thighs and you break out in a sweat, his huge cock fills your entire pussy and bashes against your cervix with every thrust.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 			'The bed creaks underneath you and your breasts jiggle violently with every thrust. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips slam against your thighs and you break out in a sweat, his enormous cock batters your cervix, threatening to tear you in half with every thrust.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 			'The bed creaks underneath you and your breasts jiggle violently with every thrust. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips slam against your thighs and you break out in a sweat, his <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm cock bashing against your cervix, trying to force its way past with every thrust.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 			'The bed creaks underneath you and your breasts jiggle violently with every thrust. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips slam against your thighs and you break out in a sweat, his gigantic <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm cock filling you up and bashing against your cervix with its weight, trying to force its way past with every thrust.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 			'The bed creaks underneath you and your breasts jiggle violently with every thrust. <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s hips slam against your thighs and you break out in a sweat, his monstrous <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm cock trying to force its way into your cervix and split you in half with every thrust.'
@@ -2212,23 +2212,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss3.2_moan_desc':
 !!		'Only the softest moans are able to escape your lips as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding your pussy. His cock slams into you with such force that it leaves you breathless. And it feels <i>amazing</i>.'
 		if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 			'Only the tiniest squeaks of moans are able to escape your lips as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding your pussy. His tiny dick somehow slams into you with such force that it leaves you breathless. And it feels <i>amazing</i>.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 			'Only the tiniest squeaks of moans are able to escape your lips as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you. His fat chode slams into you with such force that your pussy feels stretched even by its meager length, leaving you breathless. And its <i>amazing</i>.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 			'Only the tiniest squeaks of moans are able to escape your lips as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding your pussy. His skinny dick somehow slams into you with such force that it leaves you breathless. And it feels <i>amazing</i>.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 			'Only the softest moans are able to escape your lips as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding your pussy. His dick slams into you with such force that it leaves you breathless. And it feels <i>amazing</i>.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 			'Only the tiniest squeaks of moans are able to escape your lips as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you. His cock slams into you, it stretches your pussy around his thick girth and leaves you breathless. And its <i>amazing</i>.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 			'Only the tiniest squeaks of moans are able to escape your lips as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding your pussy. His cock slams into you, bumping up against your cervix with its generous length and leaves you breathless. And its <i>amazing</i>.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 			'Only the tiniest squeaks of moans are able to escape your lips as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding your pussy. His cock slams into you, filling you up and bumping up against your cervix with its huge size, leaving you breathless. And its <i>amazing</i>.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 			'Only the tiniest squeaks of moans are able to escape your lips as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you. His cock slams into you, impaling your pussy with its girth and bumping up against your cervix with its enormous size, leaving you breathless. And its <i>amazing</i>.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 			'Only the tiniest squeaks of moans are able to escape your lips as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding your pussy. His cock slams into you, relentlessly smashing against your cervix with its insane <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm length, literally forcing the breath from your lungs. And its <i>amazing</i>.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 			'Only the tiniest squeaks of moans are able to escape your lips as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding your pussy. His cock slams into you, filling you up and relentlessly smashing against your cervix with its gigantic <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm length, literally forcing the breath from your lungs. And its <i>amazing</i>.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 			'Only the tiniest squeaks of moans are able to escape your lips as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you. His cock slams into you, painfully splitting your pussy with it''s absurd girth and relentlessly smashing against your cervix with its montrous <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm length, literally forcing the breath from your lungs. And its <i>amazing</i>.'
@@ -2239,23 +2239,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss3.2_moan_desc':
 !!		'You moan loudly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you. Your moans seem to egg him on, making him fuck you harder. In turn, it makes you moan even louder. And you''re loving every second of it.'
 		if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 			'You moan loudly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you with his tiny dick. Your moans seem to egg him on, making him fuck you harder. In turn, it makes you moan even louder. And you''re loving every second of it.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 			'You moan loudly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you with his fat chode. Your moans seem to egg him on, making him fuck you harder and in turn, it only makes you moan even louder. And you''re loving every second of it.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 			'You moan loudly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you with his skinny dick. Your moans seem to egg him on, making him fuck you harder and in turn, it only makes you moan even louder. And you''re loving every second of it.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 			'You moan loudly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you with his dick. Your moans seem to egg him on, making him fuck you harder and in turn, it only makes you moan even louder. And you''re loving every second of it.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 			'You moan loudly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you, splitting your pussy with his thick cock. Your moans seem to egg him on, making him fuck you harder and in turn, it only makes you moan even louder. And you''re loving every second of it.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 			'You moan loudly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you, impaling your pussy and bumping up against your cervix with his long cock. Your moans seem to egg him on, making him fuck you harder and in turn, it only makes you moan even louder. A part of you wonders if you''re going to have a bruised uterus after this. And you''re loving every second of it.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 			'You moan loudly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you, impaling your pussy and bumping up against your cervix with his huge cock. Your moans seem to egg him on, making him fuck you harder and in turn, it only makes you moan even louder. A part of you wonders if you''re going to have a bruised uterus after this. And you''re loving every second of it.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 			'You moan loudly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you, splitting your pussy and bumping up against your cervix with his enormous cock. Your moans seem to egg him on, making him fuck you harder and in turn, it only makes you moan even louder. A part of you wonders if you''re going to have a bruised uterus after this. And you''re loving every second of it.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 			'You moan loudly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you, battering your cervix with his insanely long <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm cock. Every thrust increases the soreness and the pleasure. Your moans seem to egg him on, making him fuck you harder and in turn, it only makes you moan even louder. A part of you wonders if you''re going to have a bruised uterus after this. Sex has never hurt so good.'
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 			'You moan loudly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you, battering your cervix with his gigantic <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm cock. Every thrust increases the soreness and the pleasure. Your moans seem to egg him on, making him fuck you harder and in turn, it only makes you moan even louder. A part of you wonders if you''re going to have a bruised uterus after this. Sex has never hurt so good.'
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 			'You moan loudly as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you, splitting your pussy with his absurd girth and battering your cervix with his monstrous <<npc_dick[$boy]>>cm cock. Every thrust increases the soreness and the pleasure. Your moans seem to egg him on, making him fuck you harder and in turn, it only makes you moan even louder. A part of you wonders if you''re going to have a bruised uterus after this. Sex has never hurt so good.'
@@ -2268,11 +2268,11 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss3.2_dirty_talk':
 		!! dirty talk about his cock
 		if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 			iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"Yes! Yes! Just like that!" you scream at the top of your lungs. "Fuck me with your tiny cock! Pound my pussy!"', '')
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 			iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"Yes! Yes! Just like that!" you scream at the top of your lungs. "Fuck me with your fat chode! Pound my pussy!"', '')
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 			iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"Yes! Yes! Just like that!" you scream at the top of your lungs. "Fuck me with your skinny dick! Pound my pussy!"', '')
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 			iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"Yes! Yes! Just like that!" you scream at the top of your lungs. "Fuck me with your cock! Pound my pussy!"', '')
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 			if pcs_vag <= 10:
@@ -2282,9 +2282,9 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss3.2_dirty_talk':
 			end
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 			iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"OH FUCK!" you scream at the top of your lungs. "<i>Fuck!</i> You''re <i>so</i> deep! Don''t stop! Don''t stop! Pound my pussy!"', '')
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 			iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"OH FUCK!" you scream at the top of your lungs. "You''re so big! You''re <i>so</i> big! Don''t stop! Pound my pussy with your huge cock!"', '')
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 			if pcs_vag <= 10:
 				iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"OH FUCK!" you scream at the top of your lungs. "<i>Fuck!</i> You''re <i>so</i> big! You''re gonna tear me in half! Don''t stop! Don''t stop!"', '')
 			else
@@ -2292,7 +2292,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss3.2_dirty_talk':
 			end
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 			iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"OH FUCK!" you scream at the top of your lungs. "<i>Fuck!</i> I feel you in my stomach~! It''s so good!!"', '')
-		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 			iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"OH FUCK!" you scream at the top of your lungs. "Oh <i>fuck!</i> You''re <i>so</i> deep! You''re so <i>fucking big</i>! I can feel you in my stomach~! Don''t stop~!"', '')
 		elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 			iif(stat['no_sex_swearing'] = 0, '"OH FUCK!" you scream at the top of your lungs. "<i>Fuck!</i> I feel you in my stomach~! Oh <i>fuck!</i> You''re so big! You''re <i>so</i> big! You''re so <i>fucking big</i>! You''re gonna tear me in half! Don''t fucking stop!"', '')
@@ -2353,23 +2353,23 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss3.2_sensation_desc':
 !! 'You pant heavily as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding your pussy. Your eyes roll back in your head and all you can do is groan in pleasure, enjoying the feeling of his cock violently violating your pussy.'
 	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'tiny' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'short':
 		'You pant heavily as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you. Your eyes roll back in your head and all you can do is gasp for breath and lose yourself in the feeling of his tiny dick violently violating your pussy.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'chode':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'stubby':
 		'You pant heavily as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you. Your eyes roll back in your head and all you can do is gasp for breath and lose yourself in the feeling of his fat chode violently violating your pussy.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'skinny':
 		'You pant heavily as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you. Your eyes roll back in your head and all you can do is gasp for breath and lose yourself in the feeling of his skinny dick violently violating your pussy.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'normal':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'average':
 		'You pant heavily as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you. Your eyes roll back in your head and all you can do is gasp for breath and lose yourself in the feeling of his dick violently violating your pussy.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick':
 		'You pant heavily as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you. Your eyes roll back in your head and all you can do is gasp for breath and lose yourself in the feeling of his thick cock violently stretching out your pussy.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long':
 		'You pant heavily as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you. Your eyes roll back in your head and all you can do is gasp for breath and lose yourself in the feeling of his long cock repeatedly knocking on your cervix as it violently penetrates you over and over again.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large':
 		'You pant heavily as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you. Your eyes roll back in your head and all you can do is gasp for breath and lose yourself in the sensation of the huge cock inside you repeatedly knocking on your cervix as it violently violates your pussy.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat':
 		'You pant heavily as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you. Your eyes roll back in your head and all you can do is gasp for breath and lose yourself in the feeling of his enormous cock knock against your cervix while it threatens to tear you in half.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy':
 		'You pant heavily as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you. Your eyes roll back in your head and all you can do is gasp for breath and lose yourself in the feeling of his insanely long cock smash into your cervix over and over and over again in the most blissful agony you''ve ever experienced.'
-	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic':
+	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge':
 		'You pant heavily as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you. Your eyes roll back in your head and all you can do is gasp for breath and lose yourself in the feeling of his gigantic cock fill your pussy, smashing into your cervix over and over and over again in the most blissful agony you''ve ever experienced.'
 	elseif $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		'You pant heavily as <<$npc_firstname[$boy]>> keeps pounding you. Your eyes roll back in your head and all you can do is gasp for breath and lose yourself in the feeling of his monstrous cock smash into your cervix while it threatens to tear you in half in the most blissful agony you''ve ever experienced.'

locations/sex_ev_pillow_talk.qsrc

@@ -345,7 +345,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'sore_pussy':
 				gs'sex_ev_pillow_talk', 'sex_talk'
 			end
 			
-			if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
+			if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 				act'<<$npc_firstname[$boy]>>''s cock is big':
 					cla
 					act'<i>Too</i> big':

locations/sex_ev_pillow_talk2.qsrc

@@ -1173,7 +1173,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'dick_compliment':
 						end
 					end
 					
-					if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
+					if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 						act'He''s huge':
 							cla & *nl
 							'"Yeah. I mean, look at this thing," you say, running your fingers along his <<$npc_dick_desc[$boy]>> shaft. "It''s <i>gigantic!</i> How could I <i>not</i> be impressed by a cock like this?"'
@@ -1197,7 +1197,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'dick_compliment':
 				end
 			end
 			
-			if ($npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster') and ($npc_rel_type[$boy] ! 'boyfriend' or $npc_rel_type[$boy] ! 'husband') and stat['men_fucked'] > 1:
+			if ($npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster') and ($npc_rel_type[$boy] ! 'boyfriend' or $npc_rel_type[$boy] ! 'husband') and stat['men_fucked'] > 1:
 				act'Its ruining other guys for you':
 					cla & *clr
 					gs'sex_ev_pillow_talk2', 'dick_grab_image'

locations/sex_ev_sex.qsrc

@@ -549,7 +549,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'position_change':
 					act'Blow him':gt 'sex_ev_foreplay', 'bj_dom2'
 				end
 				
-				if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
+				if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'thick' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 					act'Dick too big':
 						cla & *nl
 						'"You''re dick is just too big for me," you moan. "My vagina is gonna have bruises tomorrow if we keep going like this. I just need a break. Please?"'

locations/sex_ev_virgin.qsrc

@@ -938,7 +938,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss_virg_norm1':
 	sex_ev['speed'] = 1
 	if sex_ev['condom'] ! 1: sex_ev['no_condom'] = 1
 	gs'arousal', 'vaginal', 1, 'no_orgasm_msg', $sex_ev['prostitution_flag']
-	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
+	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		gs 'pain', 3, 'vaginal', 'stretch'
 		sex_ev['big_cock_virgin'] = 1
 	end
@@ -967,7 +967,7 @@ if $ARGS[0] = 'miss_virg_norm1':
 !!	end
 	
 	
-	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'enormous' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'gigantic' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
+	if $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'long' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'large' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'fat' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'lengthy' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'huge' or $npc_dick_desc[$boy] = 'monster':
 		act'He''s big!':
 			$sex_ev['virgin_react'] = 'big'
 			gs'sex_ev_virgin', 'miss_virg_norm1.1'