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- # annafrends
- gs 'stat'
- 'Your sister Anja and her friends Lena, Ira, Rex, and Roman are sitting outside the House of Culture drinking beer.'
- temprand = rand(0, 4)
- if temprand = 0:
- !!Anja
- 'Outraged, Anja picks up a bottle of beer and shouts, "Come on guys! Will you pour me some beer today or not?"'
- if rand(0, 1) = 0:
- 'Rex takes the bottle out of Anjas hands.'
- temprand = rand(0, 4)
- if temprand = 0:
- *nl
- '"Stop shouting, I''m pouring!"'
- temprand = rand(0, 2)
- if temprand = 0:
- 'Between fits of giggles, Anja says "I haven''t even started to yell. If I do, you''ll know!"'
- elseif temprand = 1:
- 'With a resounding slap on Rex'' shoulder, Lena says "Hurry, you piece of dog shit!"'
- else
- 'With a smile, Ira says "Don''t get angry, Rex."'
- if rand(0, 10) = 0:'Anja quickly interjects, "We might need to chain him up to keep him calm."'
- end
- elseif temprand = 1:
- *nl
- '"Well, you always like to be late for the fun. Relax your ass, I''m sorting it all out."'
- temprand = rand(0, 2)
- if temprand = 0:
- 'Between fits of giggles, Anja says "I haven''t even started to yell. If I do, you''ll know!"'
- elseif temprand = 1:
- 'With a resounding slap on Rex'' shoulder, Lena says "Hurry, you piece of dog shit!"'
- else
- 'Roma giggles and says "It already stinks here, and if she relaxes her ass more, we run the risk of suffocation!"'
- temprand = rand(0, 2)
- if temprand = 0:
- 'Anja quips, "You''ll forever remain a virgin, Roma."'
- if rand(0, 10) = 0:
- 'Roma grins "Is that an offer?"'
- temprand = rand(0, 2)
- if temprand = 0:
- 'Anja laughs "Dream on, punk."'
- elseif temprand = 1:
- 'Anja laughs "Only in your dreams, punk."'
- else
- 'Anja laughs "Yeah, right. Can you hear that? It''s a whore coming to help you."'
- end
- end
- elseif temprand = 1:
- 'Anja quips "And you''re just sad because you can''t get any girls Roma."'
- if rand(0, 10) = 0:'Rex grins "Yeah, our eternal virgin Roma is truly able to enliven the conversation with the topic of anal gases."'
- else
- 'Anja quips "The smell comes from you."'
- if rand(0, 10) = 0:'Roma grins "Yes, no, it sobachatiny bears."'
- end
- end
- elseif temprand = 2:
- *nl
- '"Come on, just unscrew the cork. Don''t you have hands?"'
- temprand = rand(0, 2)
- if temprand = 0:
- 'Anja giggles "And then what for you need?"'
- if rand(0, 10) = 0:'With mock indignation, Rex answers "Around one operation."'
- elseif temprand = 1:
- 'With a resounding slap on Rex'' shoulder, Lena says "You talk like a girl?"'
- if rand(0, 10) = 0:'With mock indignation, Rex answers "I speak russian with her."'
- else
- 'Ira smiles, saying "Don''t get angry, Rex."'
- if rand(0, 10) = 0:'Anja quickly interjects, "We might need to chain him up to a tree to keep him calm."'
- end
- elseif temprand = 3:
- *nl
- '"Allow me, madame."'
- temprand = rand(0, 2)
- if temprand = 0:
- 'Anja giggles "Of course, monsieur."'
- elseif temprand = 1:
- 'With mock indignation, Anja says "Don''t you Madame me!"'
- if rand(0, 10) = 0:'Rex bowes gallantly and answers "I''m truly sorry, mademoiselle."'
- else
- 'Impatiently, Anja says "Pour it already, you clown."'
- end
- else
- *nl
- '"Shit! Where''re the cups? Did we not buy any?"'
- temprand = rand(0, 2)
- if temprand = 0:
- 'Anja picks up the cups, "Here they are, you blind monster."'
- elseif temprand = 1:
- 'Roma says "Rex, you''re the one who bought them, is your memory really that bad?"'
- else
- 'Lena holds up the cups and says "Rex, calm down."'
- end
- end
- else
- 'Roma takes the bottle from the hands of Anja and opens it. "Somebody hold the cups."'
- temprand = rand(0, 2)
- if temprand = 0:
- 'Rex holds the cup while Roma pours beer in the plastic glasses.'
- elseif temprand = 1:
- 'Rex takes the cups and mutters "That worthless horseradish. Can''t he use both of his arms at once?"'
- else
- 'Ira takes the cups and says "Pour it already, you onion."'
- end
- if rand(0, 3) = 0:
- 'As Roma pours beer in the cups, they suddenly break and spill all the beer on the ground.'
- temprand = rand(0, 2)
- if temprand = 0:
- 'Outraged, Rex screams "You puny, armless ass! No one can trust you!"'
- elseif temprand = 1:
- 'Outraged, Rex says "How the fuck could you spill that?"'
- else
- 'Indignantly, Anja says "Always the same, if saffron wants to pour, do it yourself instead."'
- end
- end
- end
- elseif temprand = 1:
- !!Lena
- 'Indignantly, Lena says "Did we come here to drink beer or to look at it?"'
- elseif temprand = 2:
- !!Ira
- 'With a flirty look, Ira bats her eyelashes and says "Boys, are we going to drink beer today or not?"'
- elseif temprand = 3:
- !!Rex
- if rand(0, 1) = 0:
- 'Rex picks up a bottle of beer and unscrews the cork.'
- if rand(0, 2) = 0:
- *nl
- '"Shit! Where''re the cups? Did we not buy any?"'
- temprand = rand(0, 2)
- if temprand = 0:
- 'Anja picks up the cups, "Here they are, you blind monster."'
- elseif temprand = 1:
- 'Roma says "Rex, you''re the one who bought them, is your memory really that bad?"'
- else
- 'Lena holds up the cups and says "Rex, calm down."'
- end
- else
- *nl
- '"Roma, hold the cups while I pour."'
- end
- else
- 'Rex picks up a bottle of beer and hands it to Roma. "You pour this time."'
- 'Roma takes the beer bottle from Rex, opens it and says "Somebody hold the cups."'
- temprand = rand(0, 2)
- if temprand = 0:
- 'Rex holds the cup while Roma pours beer in the plastic glasses.'
- elseif temprand = 1:
- 'Rex takes the cups and mutters "That worthless horseradish. Can''t he use both of his arms at once?"'
- else
- 'Ira takes the cups and says "Pour it already, you onion."'
- end
- if rand(0, 3) = 0:
- 'As Roma pours beer in the cups, they suddenly break and spill all the beer on the ground.'
- temprand3 = rand(0, 2)
- if temprand3 = 0:
- 'Outraged, Rex screams "You puny, armless ass! No one can trust you!"'
- elseif temprand3 = 1:
- 'Outraged, Rex says "How the fuck could you spill that?"'
- elseif temprand3 = 2:
- 'Indignantly, Anja says "Always the same, if saffron wants to pour, do it yourself instead."'
- end
- end
- end
- else
- !!Roma Meynold
- 'Roma picks up the bottle of beer, opens it and says "Somebody hold the cups."'
- temprand = rand(0, 2)
- if temprand = 0:
- 'Rex holds the cup while Roma pours beer in the plastic glasses.'
- elseif temprand = 1:
- 'Rex takes the cups and mutters "That worthless horseradish. Can''t he use both of his arms at once?"'
- else
- 'Ira takes the cups and says "Pour it already, you onion."'
- end
- if rand(0, 3) = 0:
- 'As Roma pours beer in the cups, they suddenly break and spill all the beer on the ground.'
- temprand = rand(0, 2)
- if temprand = 0:
- 'Outraged, Rex screams "You puny, armless ass! No one can trust you!"'
- elseif temprand = 1:
- 'Outraged, Rex says "How the fuck could you spill that?"'
- else
- 'Indignantly, Anja says "Always the same, if saffron wants to pour, do it yourself instead."'
- end
- end
- end
- 'Once the cups were filled with cold beer, you each took a cup and started drinking.'
- if sisboyQW = 1:
- act 'Meet your sister''s boyfriend':
- cls
- minut += 5
- sisboyQW = 2
- gs 'stat'
- '<center><img src="images/qwest/alter/sisterQW/sisboyQW_02.jpg"></center>'
- '-<<$nickname>>, you wanted to meet my boyfriend. This is my boyfriend Roma, and this is my sister <<$nickname>>."'
- '-To friendship!!!" Rex shouts drunkenly, raising his cup. You pick up a cup full of beer and start drinking, glancing at your sister''s boyfriend.'
- 'Roma, a red-haired and skinny guy, very pretty. You think "Sister, how very lucky you are."'
- act 'Continue to drink beer':gt 'annafrends2'
- end
- end
- act 'Continue to drink beer':gt 'annafrends2'
- --- annafrends ---------------------------------
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