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-# serge_razgovor_tv
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-$serge_tv = {
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- if hour >=1 and hour < 7:
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- cls
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- gs'stat'
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- 'Too late that the time to watch TV'
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- act 'Escape': gt 'shulgabed'
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- elseif hour >= 7 and hour <= 23:
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- cls
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- minut +=30
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- gs'stat'
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-serge_tv_rnd = RAND(0,3)
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- if serge_tv_rnd = 0:$serge_tv_rnd = 'The TV goes'
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- if serge_tv_rnd = 1:$serge_tv_rnd = 'On the TV show'
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- if serge_tv_rnd = 2:$serge_tv_rnd = 'Reveal'
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- if serge_tv_rnd = 3:$serge_tv_rnd = 'Goes'
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-serge_tv_rand = RAND(0,11)
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- if serge_tv_rand = 0:$serge_tv_rand = '<center><img src="images/zsoft/pod_ezd/shulgahome/tv/tvdance.gif" width="748" height="540"></center><<$serge_tv_rnd>> Teenage music video, where the girls shake their charms.'
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- if serge_tv_rand = 1:$serge_tv_rand = '<center><img src="images/zsoft/pod_ezd/shulgahome/tv/tvgeo1.gif" width="750" height="540"></center><<$serge_tv_rnd>> a documentary about animals.'
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- if serge_tv_rand = 2:$serge_tv_rand = '<center><img src="images/zsoft/pod_ezd/shulgahome/tv/tvgeo2.gif" width="746" height="540"></center><<$serge_tv_rnd>> a documentary about the world.'
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- if serge_tv_rand = 3:$serge_tv_rand = '<center><img src="images/zsoft/pod_ezd/shulgahome/tv/tvgeo3.gif" width="746" height="540"></center><<$serge_tv_rnd>> a documentary about nature.'
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- if serge_tv_rand = 4:$serge_tv_rand = '<center><img src="images/zsoft/pod_ezd/shulgahome/tv/tvgeo4.gif" width="748" height="540"></center><<$serge_tv_rnd>> a documentary film about the ocean.'
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- if serge_tv_rand = 5:$serge_tv_rand = '<center><img src="images/zsoft/pod_ezd/shulgahome/tv/tvkino1.gif" width="750" height="540"></center><<$serge_tv_rnd>> the much-loved Soviet comedy.'
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- if serge_tv_rand = 6:$serge_tv_rand = '<center><img src="images/zsoft/pod_ezd/shulgahome/tv/tvkino2.gif" width="746" height="540"></center><<$serge_tv_rnd>> Import blockbuster.'
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- if serge_tv_rand = 7:$serge_tv_rand = '<center><img src="images/zsoft/pod_ezd/shulgahome/tv/tvkino3.gif" width="772" height="540"></center><<$serge_tv_rnd>> Old Western.'
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- if serge_tv_rand = 8:$serge_tv_rand = '<center><img src="images/zsoft/pod_ezd/shulgahome/tv/tvmult1.gif" width="748" height="540"></center><<$serge_tv_rnd>> relatively new import cartoon.'
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- if serge_tv_rand = 9:$serge_tv_rand = '<center><img src="images/zsoft/pod_ezd/shulgahome/tv/tvmult2.gif" width="746" height="540"></center><<$serge_tv_rnd>> old cartoon.'
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- if serge_tv_rand = 10:$serge_tv_rand = '<center><img src="images/zsoft/pod_ezd/shulgahome/tv/tvsport1.gif" width="748" height="540"></center><<$serge_tv_rnd>> fight without rules.'
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- if serge_tv_rand = 11:$serge_tv_rand = '<center><img src="images/zsoft/pod_ezd/shulgahome/tv/tvsport2.gif" width="746" height="540"></center><<$serge_tv_rnd>> football.'
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-rndtv=rand(1,100)
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- if rndtv > 10:'<<$serge_tv_rand>>'
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- if rndtv <= 10:'<center><img src="images/zsoft/pod_ezd/shulgahome/tv/tvrekl'+rand(1,4)+'.gif" width="748" height="540"></center> There is advertising.'
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- act 'Escape': gt 'shulgabed'
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- act 'Change the channel': dynamic $serge_tv
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- if serge_shulgin > 50:
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- act 'Switch to porn channel':
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- cls
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- horny += 10
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- minut += 10
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- gs'stat'
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- '<center><img src="images/zsoft/pod_ezd/shulgahome/tv/tvporn'+rand(1,4)+'.gif" width="748" height="540"></center>'
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- 'You switched to porn channel. Sergei little surprised but said nothing.'
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- if horny > 30:
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- 'Have you noticed how Sergei got dick in his pants and he covered his arms awkwardly groin.'
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- end
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- act 'Escape': gt 'shulgabed'
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- if serge_shulgin > 70 and horny > 30 and mesec <= 0:
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- act 'Molest': dynamic $sleep_prstsex
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- end
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- end
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- end
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- end
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-}
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-
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-gs'Serge_Shulgin'
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-clr
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-cls
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-cla
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-minut += 1
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-gs'stat'
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-
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-if sergebazar_day ! daystart: sergebazar_count = 10
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-'<center><img src="images/zsoft/pod_ezd/shulgahome/serge2.jpg"></center>'
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-'Shulgin Sergey Borisovich - 1967 the year of birth, gray hair and a small beer belly, but in your view still looks hearty. With her mother long ago divorced Basil.'
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-dynamic $serge_shulgin_rep
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-
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-act 'Move away': gt 'shulgabed'
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-act 'Talk':
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- cls
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- minut += 15
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- sergebazar_day = daystart
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- sergebazar_count -= 1
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- if sergebazar_count > 0: serge_shulgin +=1
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- gs'stat'
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-serge_textb = RAND(0,8)
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- if serge_textb = 0:$serge_textb = 'You asked about the mother of Basil, Sergei was surprised this issue and began to tell: -"Everything is very simple, I met Vaska nurse at a banquet after the celebrated graduation, Well then all get drunk, in short it happened, she flew. Quickly we got married, Bob was born a year later.
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- A year later, he tired of this life, and when she was offered a job abroad, She left without thinking. Since then, the more we did not communicate and I honestly do not even interested in."'
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- if serge_textb = 1:$serge_textb = 'Minutes 15 you chat on various topics'
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- if serge_textb = 2:$serge_textb = 'You asked about work, Sergei began to talk: -"I worked in a factory for the production of bricks, work the first shift with 9:00 to 15:00, 5 days per week.
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- The work is not dusty, wages are not great, but life enough. The duty is to monitor the quality of the equipment and personnel."'
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- if serge_textb = 3:$serge_textb = 'You asked about his relationship with his son, Sergei waved his hand and said,: -"Normal relations with us, that`s just the idiot with everything got out of hand, the last years does not want to do anything, learning sucks, He is hanging around constantly hell knows where.
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- I tried different methods to reason, but nothing helps, I do not know what to do with it"'
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- if serge_textb = 4:$serge_textb = 'Sergei tells you a funny story:
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- A friend told.
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- He fell ill as a-the daughter in kindergarten. I had to ask for leave from work, to take to the hospital, on the way he drove his wife. Near the work of his wife is not something that park - no room to swing a cat. I stood on "emergency gang" second row (!) under the sign "Stopping". And then happily drove him to the traffic cops (What a day!).
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- - Good afternoon, Sergeant Petrov. Breach?!...
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- - Ltd., you-what I expect! - one went all-the Bank.
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- - In terms of?...
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- - Yes, that`s what-freak reserve (It shows the old scratch on the bumper) and disappeared. I 02 I called, two hours stuck here, I have been waiting for all.
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- - Aaa, Nooo, at not us...
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- - It is not for you??? You group analysis?
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- - Not-not-not, it`s not us. Wait for your crew!
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- - Well you-it also can make! Th, I`m glad they`ll be three o`clock or something?
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- - Not-not-not-not, wait!!! - jump into the police car and quickly dump.'
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- if serge_textb = 5:$serge_textb = 'Sergei tells the anecdote: I am going to a man drown. He is standing on the bridge with curbs on the neck. To him running and screaming woman:
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- - Man, stand! Wait!
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- - Well, Th you need?
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- Woman, stretching package:
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- - Here`s, Take kittens...'
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- if serge_textb = 6:$serge_textb = 'Sergei tells the anecdote:
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- - There is a homeless man on the dumps Akademgorodok. Sees - naked woman lies.
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- He approaches her and asks,: "The second law of thermodynamics?"
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- She answers: "The entropy of an isolated system can not decrease".
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- Homeless goes further and thinks: "Normal woman! And that was thrown?"'
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- if serge_textb = 7:$serge_textb = 'You listen carefully to what my uncle says Serge sometimes assents.'
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- if serge_textb = 8:$serge_textb = 'Chatted, are you leaving.'
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-serge_textb2 = RAND(0,7)
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- if serge_textb2 = 0:$serge_textb2 = 'Sergei tells you a vulgar anecdote:
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- - Masha, I call you all night. And you all the time was not available!
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- - In general-then last night I had a very available...'
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- if serge_textb2 = 1:$serge_textb2 = 'Sergei tells you a vulgar anecdote:
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- - I do not want to upset you, but your daughter yesterday obviously went through alcohol!
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- - Can not be! She did not take in her mouth!
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- - I`m afraid, I again have upset you...'
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- if serge_textb2 = 2:$serge_textb2 = 'There are two blondes, one says:
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- - I found out, what cunnilingus!
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- - Wow! Tell!
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- - It`s like a blowjob, just the opposite...
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- - What do you mean?! Blow necessary?'
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- if serge_textb2 = 3:$serge_textb2 = 'The resort met the man with the lady. On the first day he stroked her hand, and the second - elbow. Woman angry:
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- - Do you think, I came here three months?'
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- if serge_textb2 = 4:$serge_textb2 = 'Businessman could not hack his way into the numbers in the invoice which-there. Causes secretary:
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- - Olenka, Now, tell, If I give you 1000 dollars less VAT. What in this case is removed?!
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- It, hesitated:
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- - All, except for earrings.'
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- if serge_textb2 = 5:$serge_textb2 = 'The coupe CB travel man and woman. Muzhchinka for the subcategory offers:
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- - Let`s get acquainted riddles. Here`s, eg, my profession begins with the letter "AND", and ends with the letter "P".
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- - Engineer, something? - leering woman says, - And my profession begins with the letter "B", and ends on "B"...
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- Break... The man slowly turns red...
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- - Librarian, - smiling, says the woman, - otherwise, what you think - my hobby.'
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- if serge_textb2 = 6:$serge_textb2 = 'You`re lying relaxed and laughing, when he tells you another vulgar anecdote.'
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- if serge_textb2 = 7:$serge_textb2 = 'Chatted, are you leaving.'
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- '<center><img src="images/zsoft/pod_ezd/shulgahome/serge1.jpg"></center>'
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- 'Sergei lying on the bed and watch TV.'
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- dynamic $serg_bazar_rep
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- if sergebazar_count <= 0:'Sergei said,: - "<<$name>>, I`m sorry but not now, important match started, let me see, do not distract."'
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- if serge_shulgin < 30 and sergebazar_count > 0:'<<$serge_textb>>'
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- if serge_shulgin > 50 and sergebazar_count > 0:'<<$serge_textb2>>'
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- act 'Further': gt 'serge_razgovor_tv'
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-end
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-if serge_shulgin > 30:
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- act 'Next lie down and watch TV': dynamic $serge_tv
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-end
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---- serge_razgovor_tv ---------------------------------
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EdgaarCorn