# $clothing_name !! returns the name of the clothing (only used for coats and swimwear) !! ARGS 0 - clothing type !! ARGS 1 - clothing index if $ARGS[0] = 'swimwear': if ARGS[1] = 1:$RESULT = 'A baby-blue lacy one-piece barely covering the tummy, ending just short of the bottom of the ass.' if ARGS[1] = 2:$RESULT = 'A black one-piece swimsuit with straps for support, cut so the fabric shows off nearly all of the thighs in a seductive manner.' if ARGS[1] = 3:$RESULT = 'A two-piece black-and-red design showing off a little midriff, the bottom piece the size of a normal pair of panties.' if ARGS[1] = 4:$RESULT = 'A one-piece bathing suit in complete black, with white lines going across and accentuating the wearer''s figure.' if ARGS[1] = 5:$RESULT = 'A tribal designed two-piece in white and maroon, with leather straps, the top half showing off a bit of chest.' if ARGS[1] = 6:$RESULT = 'A tiny bikini in light orange and white, outlined with frilly fabric.' if ARGS[1] = 7:$RESULT = 'A black one-piece with highlighted cups for extra support and more emphasis on the chest area.' if ARGS[1] = 8:$RESULT = 'A small floral design bikini, with tiny straps that barely cover everything and show plenty of skin, perfect for a tan.' if ARGS[1] = 9:$RESULT = 'A unique two-piece with a simple knot-top and a tiny miniskirt, all in red.' if ARGS[1] = 10:$RESULT = 'A crimson bikini with white lace, the bottom is designed in a grid pattern to seductively show off your pubic area.' if ARGS[1] = 11:$RESULT = 'A classic two-piece bikini in pink white white polka dots covering it.' if ARGS[1] = 12:$RESULT = 'A vibrant yellow bikini with a halter top design.' if ARGS[1] = 13:$RESULT = 'A sexily-designed swimming suit with adjustments made to accent the backside of any girl.' if ARGS[1] = 14:$RESULT = 'A fashionable one-piece connected on one side to show off a large swath of stomach.' if ARGS[1] = 15:$RESULT = 'A slutty bikini designed off of a sling bikini, connected with tiny pieces of fabric and covering only the minimal needed.' if ARGS[1] = 16:$RESULT = 'A silver bikini bottom designed to highlight everything apart from the important thing.' if ARGS[1] = 17:$RESULT = 'A tiny red and black bikini dotted with diamonds, made for the girl who loves to show off her body.' if ARGS[1] = 18:$RESULT = 'Made for a whore, with tiny shiny red triangles of fabric covering the important parts.' if ARGS[1] = 19:$RESULT = 'A black bikini bottom seductively connected by chains.' if ARGS[1] = 20:$RESULT = 'A small white bikini bottom held by a knot.' if ARGS[1] = 21:$RESULT = 'A tiny white bikini bottom held by a knot, with frilly designs on it.' if ARGS[1] = 22:$RESULT = 'An incredibly slutty one-piece, with fabric covering only the bare minimum needed.' if ARGS[1] = 23:$RESULT = 'A lime-green slutty fishnet bikini made for sexual encounters, openly showing off the nude form.' if ARGS[1] = 24:$RESULT = 'A semi-transparent slutty white bikini, the top designed as a tube top.' if ARGS[1] = 25:$RESULT = 'A slutty pink fishnet bikini outlined in black, the top designed as at tube top.' if ARGS[1] = 26:$RESULT = 'A whorish two-piece that can barely be called clothes, with tiny little pink bows covering the nipples and a little triangle covering the entrance.' if ARGS[1] = 27:$RESULT = 'A two-piece black leather design, the top made as a halter top with a mesh design.' if ARGS[1] = 28:$RESULT = 'A slutty striped bikini, switching in between cyan blue and a semi transparent mesh.' if ARGS[1] = 29:$RESULT = 'A sexual bikini covering the made minimum assets in hot pink and neon black.' if ARGS[1] = 30:$RESULT = 'A bikini made for a whore, with a silver triangular design where the top of the triangle barely covers the nipple of the breast.' if ARGS[1] = 31:$RESULT = 'A sporty and backless one-piece, with a high leg' if ARGS[1] = 32:$RESULT = 'A bikini with string straps and using the minimum material to still pass as decent. Classic sexy in red.' if ARGS[1] = 33:$RESULT = 'A posh and slutty one-piece, perfect for a trophy wife or mistress. Purple with gold beads' if ARGS[1] = 34:$RESULT = 'A black, spidery waterproof one-piece forming a tight v shape showing off a lot of skin.' if ARGS[1] = 35:$RESULT = 'A two-tone Mediterranean style bikini with string tied briefs.' if ARGS[1] = 36:$RESULT = 'A red bikini with small briefs and a boob tube style top. Attention grabbing without being indecent.' if ARGS[1] = 37:$RESULT = 'A one-piece swimsuit in blue with white and pink stripes, it has a high neck and is designed for performance as much as looks.' if ARGS[1] = 38:$RESULT = 'A floral design bikini with bows and ruffles just perfect for the beach but not so good for swimming in.' if ARGS[1] = 39:$RESULT = 'A one-piece with so many cut-outs its could pass for a bikini, has a bit of a spider web vibe and might just be the perfect thing for a sexy Goth.' if ARGS[1] = 40:$RESULT = 'A leatherette bikini with scale detail to look like crocodile skin but in a glossy black. A little skimpy with string details.' if ARGS[1] = 41:$RESULT = 'A tiny pink bikini leaving little to the imagination.' if ARGS[1] = 42:$RESULT = 'A classic black bikini white white trim and florescent yellow detail, very chic.' if ARGS[1] = 43:$RESULT = 'The kind of bikini you''d wear if you were about to jump out of a giant birthday cake.' if ARGS[1] = 44:$RESULT = 'A modern black and white bikini with tie string briefs.' if ARGS[1] = 45:$RESULT = 'A sleek white one-piece with blue go faster stripes.' if ARGS[1] = 46:$RESULT = 'A sparking golden bikini, with silver straps. You will get noticed in this' if ARGS[1] = 47:$RESULT = 'A shiny red bikini with sparkling sliver straps, whorish and gaudy.' if ARGS[1] = 48:$RESULT = 'The skimpiest sliver one-piece held together with transparent straps.' if ARGS[1] = 49:$RESULT = 'A classy blue bikini with bling links. You''ll look a million rubles in this' if ARGS[1] = 50:$RESULT = 'A floral bikini with a deep v neck top to show some cleavage but still conservative.' if ARGS[1] = 51:$RESULT = 'A black one-piece with a patterned circular cut out over the stomach.' if ARGS[1] = 52:$RESULT = 'A slutty pink one-piece with a very high leg and low neck-line.' if ARGS[1] = 53:$RESULT = 'A fresh black and pink pattern on white bikini make this fashionable and stylish choice.' if ARGS[1] = 54:$RESULT = 'A bikini made for a whore, the pink fabric is so revealing it only serves to draw attention to completely exposed breasts and pussy.' if ARGS[1] = 55:$RESULT = 'A bright patterned bikini with thin straps on a tube top.' if ARGS[1] = 56:$RESULT = 'A multi-colour striped bikini with tie string briefs.' if ARGS[1] = 57:$RESULT = 'A black polka-doted bikini with tie string briefs.' if ARGS[1] = 58:$RESULT = 'A patterned one-piece with a very low v cut neck-line.' if ARGS[1] = 59:$RESULT = 'A magenta one-piece with a patterned cut out from the neck-line to the belly button.' if ARGS[1] = 60:$RESULT = 'A red bikini with ruffles and tie string briefs.' if ARGS[1] = 61:$RESULT = 'A pink bikini with bright coloured straps. Its fairly small and shows some side boob.' if ARGS[1] = 62:$RESULT = 'A black one-piece with not too much breast coverage and string straps.' if ARGS[1] = 63:$RESULT = 'A bikini made for a bimbo, pink with multi-coloured hearts, string ties and plastic hoops.' if ARGS[1] = 64:$RESULT = 'A blue bikini with small gold circles on it and gold chain straps.' if ARGS[1] = 65:$RESULT = 'A black bikini with a colourful trim. It balances exposure and dignity very well.' elseif $ARGS[0] = 'coat': if ARGS[1] = 1:$RESULT = 'A light jacket.' if ARGS[1] = 2:$RESULT = 'A shiny leather jacket.' if ARGS[1] = 3:$RESULT = 'A stylish fur vest of a coat.' if ARGS[1] = 4:$RESULT = 'A wool lined red coat.' if ARGS[1] = 5:$RESULT = 'A cheap kids coat.' if ARGS[1] = 6:$RESULT = 'A sleek warm coat.' if ARGS[1] = 7:$RESULT = 'A big warm coat.' if ARGS[1] = 8:$RESULT = 'A classic raincoat.' if ARGS[1] = 9:$RESULT = 'A full-length winter jacket.' if ARGS[1] = 10:$RESULT = 'A modern winter coat.' if ARGS[1] = 11:$RESULT = 'A high fashion coat.' if ARGS[1] = 12:$RESULT = 'A bright warm coat.' if ARGS[1] = 13:$RESULT = 'A cool leather jacket.' if ARGS[1] = 14:$RESULT = 'Mick Jagger''s favourite coat.' if ARGS[1] = 15:$RESULT = 'A stylish and simple coat.' if ARGS[1] = 16:$RESULT = 'A dark furry coat with white stripes.' if ARGS[1] = 17:$RESULT = 'A coat with Dalmatian lining, not real fur.' if ARGS[1] = 18:$RESULT = 'A dark red steam-punk classic.' if ARGS[1] = 19:$RESULT = 'A bomber jacket.' end --- $clothing_name ---------------------------------